Accounting Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Accounting.
Original and humorous with some fun bean counting illustrations too.
Original and humorous with some fun bean counting illustrations too.
Puns
divorcing accountants - no chance of a reconciliation
don't covet your neighbor's assets
if there was a tax on brains you'd get a rebate
mountaineer accountant - appreciates the summit
popular accountant - show your depreciation
smashes calculator - number-crunching
too many accountants cook the books
useless bookkeeper - dead loss
vampire financier - account Dracula
Velcro shoes - no loopholes
don't covet your neighbor's assets
if there was a tax on brains you'd get a rebate
mountaineer accountant - appreciates the summit
popular accountant - show your depreciation
smashes calculator - number-crunching
too many accountants cook the books
useless bookkeeper - dead loss
vampire financier - account Dracula
Velcro shoes - no loopholes
Expressions
Bean counter - accountant
Famous Accountants
Mohammed - was a good prophet
Film and TV
Sum Like It Hot - Marilyn Monroe adds to the fun
The Accountant - Ben Affleck
The Accountant - Ben Affleck
Social Accountants
Creddit - Reddit for accountants
Debtflix - console yourself with a movie
FaceBooks - keep your social affairs in order
Numbify - music while you stare at spreadsheets
OnlyAssets - check out hunky accountants
Pinterest - earn interest on your pictures
YouTax - advice videos
Debtflix - console yourself with a movie
FaceBooks - keep your social affairs in order
Numbify - music while you stare at spreadsheets
OnlyAssets - check out hunky accountants
Pinterest - earn interest on your pictures
YouTax - advice videos
Songs
Surprisingly, there are not a whole lot of songs about accounting. Clearly the music industry has missed a trick with all that stuff about love and gangstas.
Money - Pink Floyd
Money - Pink Floyd
Words for Making Accounting Puns
A handy list of words for punning about accounting.
account, accounting, accrual, assets, audit, balance, bookkeeper, books, calculator, count, credit, debit, depreciation, excel, gains, loophole, loss, losses, number-crunching, profit, reconcile, sum, tax
account, accounting, accrual, assets, audit, balance, bookkeeper, books, calculator, count, credit, debit, depreciation, excel, gains, loophole, loss, losses, number-crunching, profit, reconcile, sum, tax
Closing The Books
Hopefully I gave a good account of myself, it wasn't too taxing and we managed to balance the time with humor.
See you next audit!
See you next audit!