Funny Animal Puns!
A page of animal puns including natural world humor, illustrations and anything with some fun in the subject.
For ease of creation an animal is regarded as a furry thing that has four legs. It does not swim like a fish or fly like a bird.
You can stroke it, unless it is the biting sort.
Not all animals are featured as that would be a very long page. Plus some animals have their own page on this site.
Here are the puns.
For ease of creation an animal is regarded as a furry thing that has four legs. It does not swim like a fish or fly like a bird.
You can stroke it, unless it is the biting sort.
Not all animals are featured as that would be a very long page. Plus some animals have their own page on this site.
Here are the puns.
Puns
are you a man or a mouse - squeak up
crazy Arctic bears - bipolar
donkey with a sore throat - a little hoarse
female predator - cougar
misleading cows with fake moos
monkey who tells bad jokes - a punkey
monkeys will sing if you gibbon the chance
Star Trek alligator - spockodile
unfair competitor - cheetah
crazy Arctic bears - bipolar
donkey with a sore throat - a little hoarse
female predator - cougar
misleading cows with fake moos
monkey who tells bad jokes - a punkey
monkeys will sing if you gibbon the chance
Star Trek alligator - spockodile
unfair competitor - cheetah
Expressions
having a giraffe - having a laugh
leopard can't change it's spots - something can't change what it is
wolf in sheep's clothing - scary behind a cloak of respectability
leopard can't change it's spots - something can't change what it is
wolf in sheep's clothing - scary behind a cloak of respectability
Famous Animals
Doge - the famous Shiba Inu
Lassie - the dog that finally came home
Shep - John Noakes dog from Blue Peter
Lassie - the dog that finally came home
Shep - John Noakes dog from Blue Peter
Famous People (with animal names)
Boomtown Rats - made Bob Geldof famous
Dr. Doolittle - talked to the animals
John Cougar Mellencamp - musician, painter, actor
The Animals - House of the Rising Sun band
Dr. Doolittle - talked to the animals
John Cougar Mellencamp - musician, painter, actor
The Animals - House of the Rising Sun band
Film and Media
Animal Farm - George Orwell
Zoolander - fashion animals
Zoolander - fashion animals
Joke
What is the difference between a stoat and a weasel?
One is weasily recognized and the other is stoatally different.
One is weasily recognized and the other is stoatally different.
Songs
I'm A Gnu - Flanders and Swann
A Horse With No Name - America
House of the Rising Sun - Animals
Rat Race - The Specials
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
A Horse With No Name - America
House of the Rising Sun - Animals
Rat Race - The Specials
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
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With thousands of different animals this page has a long way to go.
It is partly explained by laziness but also there are many other animal related pages on this site.
Here are a few...
Cat Puns
Dog Puns
Horse Puns
Pig Puns
Sheep Puns
It is partly explained by laziness but also there are many other animal related pages on this site.
Here are a few...
Cat Puns
Dog Puns
Horse Puns
Pig Puns
Sheep Puns