Biden Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Joe Biden.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Although the word Biden isn't exactly brilliant for making puns on, the subject itself is ripe for having a go at.
If power corrupts and it does, and Biden has been in politics for forty years and he has, you have to figure he has finally reached the top of the corruption ladder.
Let's kick it away.
Here are some Biden puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Although the word Biden isn't exactly brilliant for making puns on, the subject itself is ripe for having a go at.
If power corrupts and it does, and Biden has been in politics for forty years and he has, you have to figure he has finally reached the top of the corruption ladder.
Let's kick it away.
Here are some Biden puns.
Puns
can vote freely if it's not for Biden (forbidden)
claims to be woke but really he's Sleepy Joe
FBI can't find it but everyone else has seen Hunter's crack
it's not that I hate Joe Biden - just can't abiden him
Joe Biden, he gets my vote - even though I didn't vote for him
little girl thought Biden disliked her - "he got a bit sniffy"
lovable old criminal - senile delinquent
stop Whitehouse leaks - diapers for Joe
there's age, not important, and then there's dementia
waiting for the election - biden my time
walks up stairs better than he counts votes
virility no - senility yo
vote early vote often
claims to be woke but really he's Sleepy Joe
FBI can't find it but everyone else has seen Hunter's crack
it's not that I hate Joe Biden - just can't abiden him
Joe Biden, he gets my vote - even though I didn't vote for him
little girl thought Biden disliked her - "he got a bit sniffy"
lovable old criminal - senile delinquent
stop Whitehouse leaks - diapers for Joe
there's age, not important, and then there's dementia
waiting for the election - biden my time
walks up stairs better than he counts votes
virility no - senility yo
vote early vote often
Famous Bidens
Brandon - nothing to do with Joe Biden
Hunter Biden - oh my goodness
Jill Biden - a teacher
Joe Biden - Resident of the Whitehouse
Hunter Biden - oh my goodness
Jill Biden - a teacher
Joe Biden - Resident of the Whitehouse
Social Media for the Bidens
Thanks to Hunter we know the Bidens are regular internet users
Here are some of their favorite sites
eBiden - secondhand policies
FaceBiden - share thoughts and money with friends
Instagrift - ways to get rich
LockedIn - career opportunities for the crime famly
Nitflix - movies for the old fool
OnlyHunter - pics of Hunter for fans
SleepChat - share captioned nonsense for idiot voters
Sniffify - music to sniff to
Wickedpedia - all the ways you can be a bad person
YouLube - Hunter videos
Here are some of their favorite sites
eBiden - secondhand policies
FaceBiden - share thoughts and money with friends
Instagrift - ways to get rich
LockedIn - career opportunities for the crime famly
Nitflix - movies for the old fool
OnlyHunter - pics of Hunter for fans
SleepChat - share captioned nonsense for idiot voters
Sniffify - music to sniff to
Wickedpedia - all the ways you can be a bad person
YouLube - Hunter videos
Songs
Abiden With Me - a hymn for those who still believe in Christianity
Joe and Jill went to the Hill to sniff out Someone's Daughter - traditional nursery rhyme
Joe and Jill went to the Hill to sniff out Someone's Daughter - traditional nursery rhyme
Words for Making Biden Puns
A handy list of words for punning about Sleepy Joe. It's not a great set of words but then he doesn't do anything apart from fall over and mumble.
biden, hunter, jill, joe, sleepy
biden, hunter, jill, joe, sleepy
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