Cycling Puns
A page of cycling puns and humorous wordplay for bicycle fans of this popular transport, pastime and sport.
As good as the bike is, sometimes people fall off them.
Therefore it should be possible to extract a reasonable amount of humor from the sport, commuting and leisure world of the pedal bike.
As good as the bike is, sometimes people fall off them.
Therefore it should be possible to extract a reasonable amount of humor from the sport, commuting and leisure world of the pedal bike.
Instead of pictures of people falling off, which would be very funny indeed, this page is about wordplay and the fun to be had changing cycle, bike and pedal into other words.
Let's pedal uphill and see if we can get to the top without having to get off and push.
Pump ourselves up, spin the wheels of good fortune and look forward to freewheeling all the way down again. It may turn out to be wheely good.
So if you are a cycling fan or just bike curious let me peddle you some puns.
Let's pedal uphill and see if we can get to the top without having to get off and push.
Pump ourselves up, spin the wheels of good fortune and look forward to freewheeling all the way down again. It may turn out to be wheely good.
So if you are a cycling fan or just bike curious let me peddle you some puns.
Puns
bicycle boiler room shares - pump and dump
cycling mouthpiece - spokesperson
cyclist with one leg - pedal
cyclist with two legs - bipedal
don't dump old bikes - recycle them
facial hair - handlebar moustache
flat tires are tiresome
LGBT - Lycra, GoPro, Bike, Triathlon
lucky biker - Wheel of Fortune
monthly bike issue - menstrual cycle
participation award - NoBell Prize
showoff biker - ride goes before a fall
student transport - unicycle
tailormade wheels - bespoke
trick cyclist - psychiatrist
two riders, one bike - tandemonium
two wheels good - four wheels bad
cycling mouthpiece - spokesperson
cyclist with one leg - pedal
cyclist with two legs - bipedal
don't dump old bikes - recycle them
facial hair - handlebar moustache
flat tires are tiresome
LGBT - Lycra, GoPro, Bike, Triathlon
lucky biker - Wheel of Fortune
monthly bike issue - menstrual cycle
participation award - NoBell Prize
showoff biker - ride goes before a fall
student transport - unicycle
tailormade wheels - bespoke
trick cyclist - psychiatrist
two riders, one bike - tandemonium
two wheels good - four wheels bad
Expressions
As easy as falling off a bike - when something is easy
Cyclivist - cycling activist
Local bike - woman of tarnished reputation
MAMIL - middle aged man in lycra
On your bike - tell someone to clear off
Woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle - whatever
Cyclivist - cycling activist
Local bike - woman of tarnished reputation
MAMIL - middle aged man in lycra
On your bike - tell someone to clear off
Woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle - whatever
Famous Cyclists
Lance Armstrong - disgraced biker
Cyclops - one-eyed Greek biker
Richard Gear - actor
Fixie Lott - English singer
Cyclops - one-eyed Greek biker
Richard Gear - actor
Fixie Lott - English singer
Films
Blazing Saddles - sadly nothing to do with bicycles
Lord of the O-Rings - epic bicycle repair
Premium Rush - adrenaline fuelled fixed-wheel cycle courier action - excellent
Psycho Cycle - Hitchcock sequel
Pump Fiction - Tarantino inflates himself
Lord of the O-Rings - epic bicycle repair
Premium Rush - adrenaline fuelled fixed-wheel cycle courier action - excellent
Psycho Cycle - Hitchcock sequel
Pump Fiction - Tarantino inflates himself
Joke
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike strictly necessary?
Who's there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel on a bike strictly necessary?
Social Cyclists
eBell - secondhand bikes
FaceBike - keep in touch with family
Instagradient - pics
OnlySpokes - stripped back bike pics
Pumpterest - collections of cycling pics
Punctureddit - like Reddit but with more sweat
SnapChain - pics with captions
Spokeify - songs while you pedal
Tandem - swipe left and right through hot riders
YouLube - video those moving parts
FaceBike - keep in touch with family
Instagradient - pics
OnlySpokes - stripped back bike pics
Pumpterest - collections of cycling pics
Punctureddit - like Reddit but with more sweat
SnapChain - pics with captions
Spokeify - songs while you pedal
Tandem - swipe left and right through hot riders
YouLube - video those moving parts
Songs
Bicycle Race - Queen
Bike - Pink Floyd
Spoke on the Water - Deep Purple
The Pushbike Song - The Mixtures
This Wheel's On Fire - Dylan
Bike - Pink Floyd
Spoke on the Water - Deep Purple
The Pushbike Song - The Mixtures
This Wheel's On Fire - Dylan
Words for Cycling Puns
Some handy words for making up bicycle puns.
bell, bicycle, bike, bike rider, brake, chain, cycle, cyclist, fixie, gears, handlebar, lycra, pannier, pedal, peloton, pump, puncture, pushbike, ride, saddle, spokes, tandem, tire, triathlon, wheel, unicycle
bell, bicycle, bike, bike rider, brake, chain, cycle, cyclist, fixie, gears, handlebar, lycra, pannier, pedal, peloton, pump, puncture, pushbike, ride, saddle, spokes, tandem, tire, triathlon, wheel, unicycle
Out of Breath
That was a short ride through the hills and valleys of cycling material.
We got away with it without having to get the puncture kit out or encountering any road rage automobile drivers.
Time to lock this page up with a decent padlock and change out of the Lycra.
We got away with it without having to get the puncture kit out or encountering any road rage automobile drivers.
Time to lock this page up with a decent padlock and change out of the Lycra.