Funny Bread Puns!
A page of fun bread puns and humor for bread makers, bakers and everyone who enjoys the smell of fresh-baked bread.
Amusing content that is guaranteed to get a rise out of bread fans, sometimes when they yeast expect it.
Remember to use your loaf.
Here are the puns.
Amusing content that is guaranteed to get a rise out of bread fans, sometimes when they yeast expect it.
Remember to use your loaf.
Here are the puns.
Puns
baker yawns - it must be breadtime
battle ready - HMS Breadnought
dough, stop resting, if you want a rise then prove it
hippy bread - flour power
I bake bread because I knead to
irritated roll turned into a hot cross bun
mad baker was a doughnut
miserable bread - sourdough
over-excited bread - too much toasttesterone
pastafarian baker wearing breads
proud bread listening to the pitta of tiny crumbs
retired baker - old crusty
saggy cloth cat converts to Judaism - Bagel Puss
time for a break - leaven o'clock
top baker enters the room - all rise
yeast worker asked for a raise but all they got was a pittance
battle ready - HMS Breadnought
dough, stop resting, if you want a rise then prove it
hippy bread - flour power
I bake bread because I knead to
irritated roll turned into a hot cross bun
mad baker was a doughnut
miserable bread - sourdough
over-excited bread - too much toasttesterone
pastafarian baker wearing breads
proud bread listening to the pitta of tiny crumbs
retired baker - old crusty
saggy cloth cat converts to Judaism - Bagel Puss
time for a break - leaven o'clock
top baker enters the room - all rise
yeast worker asked for a raise but all they got was a pittance
Breadcrumbs
Roll on the drums - sandwich on the piano
Baguettes, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention
Bread puns are the yeast of our worries
Bun covered in cream cheese - "they must think I'm crackers"
Baguettes, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention
Bread puns are the yeast of our worries
Bun covered in cream cheese - "they must think I'm crackers"
Expressions
Baker's dozen - 13 of something
Best thing since sliced bread - when something is really good
Bread and circuses - how to distract the poor
Brown bread - dead
Bun in the oven - waiting for the pitta of tiny feet
Give us this day our daily bread - Lord's Prayer
Let them eat cake - princess comments on poor peasants
Upper crust - well off people can afford not to eat the crust
You're toast - a general threat made to people
Best thing since sliced bread - when something is really good
Bread and circuses - how to distract the poor
Brown bread - dead
Bun in the oven - waiting for the pitta of tiny feet
Give us this day our daily bread - Lord's Prayer
Let them eat cake - princess comments on poor peasants
Upper crust - well off people can afford not to eat the crust
You're toast - a general threat made to people
Famous Bakers
Brad Pitta - actor
Donald Crumpet - president
Meatloaf - singer
Glenn Miller - big band swing
John Montagu - Earl of Sandwich
Sesame Bun Street - kids TV
Donald Crumpet - president
Meatloaf - singer
Glenn Miller - big band swing
John Montagu - Earl of Sandwich
Sesame Bun Street - kids TV
Film
A Matter of Loaf and Death - Wallace and Gromit
Bread - comedy (1971)
Life of Pie - we all get a slice
Top Bun - Tom Cruise the flying baker
Bread - comedy (1971)
Life of Pie - we all get a slice
Top Bun - Tom Cruise the flying baker
Social Bakers
eBake - cheap bread
FlourBook - catch up with friends and family
InstaCrumb - fancy snaps for influencer crumb trails
LeavenedIn - check out the bakery jobs
OnlyCrumpet - baker's special interest
Pittarest - visual treats
Breaddit - bakers drop links
Wikiprovedia - all the facts about dough
FlourBook - catch up with friends and family
InstaCrumb - fancy snaps for influencer crumb trails
LeavenedIn - check out the bakery jobs
OnlyCrumpet - baker's special interest
Pittarest - visual treats
Breaddit - bakers drop links
Wikiprovedia - all the facts about dough
Songs
All You Knead Is Love - Beatles
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Echo Beach - Martha and the Muffins
Make It With You - Bread
Mouldy Old Dough - Lieutenant Pigeon
Muffin Man - Frank Zappa
Stairway to Leaven - Led Zeppelin
Toast - Streetband
Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
Echo Beach - Martha and the Muffins
Make It With You - Bread
Mouldy Old Dough - Lieutenant Pigeon
Muffin Man - Frank Zappa
Stairway to Leaven - Led Zeppelin
Toast - Streetband
Types of Bread
Here are some popular types of bread.
Bagel - disappointing doughnut
Baguette - long French stick
Breadsticks - pointless tasteless nuisance
Croutons - French toasted bread thrown in soup to achieve a Michelin star
Fried Bread - delicious way to create an unhealthy breakfast
Granary - with teeth breaking seeds recommended by dentists
Naan - your old Nan bakes Indian flatbread
Pitta - flatbread with two sides for filling with a kebab
Sandwich - two slices of bread with filling, enjoyed so much by an Earl he was named after them
Toast - when you can't face cereal again
Bagel - disappointing doughnut
Baguette - long French stick
Breadsticks - pointless tasteless nuisance
Croutons - French toasted bread thrown in soup to achieve a Michelin star
Fried Bread - delicious way to create an unhealthy breakfast
Granary - with teeth breaking seeds recommended by dentists
Naan - your old Nan bakes Indian flatbread
Pitta - flatbread with two sides for filling with a kebab
Sandwich - two slices of bread with filling, enjoyed so much by an Earl he was named after them
Toast - when you can't face cereal again
Words for Making Bread Puns
Some handy words for bread punning.
baguette, baker, bread, bun, crumb, crumpet, crust, dough, ferment, flour, knead, leaven, loaf, mill, miller, oven, pitta, prove, rest, rise, toast, wheat, yeast
baguette, baker, bread, bun, crumb, crumpet, crust, dough, ferment, flour, knead, leaven, loaf, mill, miller, oven, pitta, prove, rest, rise, toast, wheat, yeast
Half-Baked
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Until then a bag of crisps might have to do.
Thanks for sharing.
Until then a bag of crisps might have to do.
Thanks for sharing.