Curling Puns
A page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Curling.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Let's play!
I mean pun.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Let's play!
I mean pun.
Puns
best player - don't take him for granite
cool player has ice in his veins
ex-player curled up and died
fainting curler had a funny turn
falling over - get a gripper
fantastic play brought the house down
fell for the skip - swept off her feet
fruit stone - pommy granite
Islamic curlers got stoned - and not in a good way
it's hammer time!
new broom - besom myself with excitement
perfect shot - right on the button
racing curler - broom-broom
sharing the house with broom mates
sick curler threw up
snarky player curled his lip
sweep well to keep a clean sheet
cool player has ice in his veins
ex-player curled up and died
fainting curler had a funny turn
falling over - get a gripper
fantastic play brought the house down
fell for the skip - swept off her feet
fruit stone - pommy granite
Islamic curlers got stoned - and not in a good way
it's hammer time!
new broom - besom myself with excitement
perfect shot - right on the button
racing curler - broom-broom
sharing the house with broom mates
sick curler threw up
snarky player curled his lip
sweep well to keep a clean sheet
Expressions
A new broom sweeps clean - change is good
On the button - punctual
On the button - punctual
Famous Curlers
Jeff Besom - billionaire player
Dwayne Johnson - The Rock
Dwayne Johnson - The Rock
Film and TV
3rd Rock From The Sun - aliens go curling with planets
House - medical curling
Sliders - parallel curling
House - medical curling
Sliders - parallel curling
Songs
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice
Skip to My Lou - traditional
U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer
Skip to My Lou - traditional
U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer
Words for Making Up Curling Puns
A handy list of words for punning about curling.
besom, broom, button, curl, curler, curling, draw, granite, gripper, guard, hammer, house, ice, lead, rock, sheet, skip, slider, steal, stones, sweep, sweeping, throw, turn
besom, broom, button, curl, curler, curling, draw, granite, gripper, guard, hammer, house, ice, lead, rock, sheet, skip, slider, steal, stones, sweep, sweeping, throw, turn
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Thanks for a fun game of chess on ice!