Election Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Elections.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
As we gear up for the next election which we are promised will be more important than the last, it is equally important to maintain a sense of mocking humor.
It's the only way to deal with all the lies!
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
As we gear up for the next election which we are promised will be more important than the last, it is equally important to maintain a sense of mocking humor.
It's the only way to deal with all the lies!
Here are the puns.
Puns
birds are like modern political parties - two identical wings
bloodthirsty election official - Count Dracula
celebrating politicians - poll dancing
elections - when liars tell you to believe them
like fleas on a parrot - polly ticks
needs left-wing voters - campaign socialist
poop in a swimming pool - floating voter
populist - people love them, politicians hate them
vote for Darwin - Natural Election
your opinion matters - no seriously, stop laughing
bloodthirsty election official - Count Dracula
celebrating politicians - poll dancing
elections - when liars tell you to believe them
like fleas on a parrot - polly ticks
needs left-wing voters - campaign socialist
poop in a swimming pool - floating voter
populist - people love them, politicians hate them
vote for Darwin - Natural Election
your opinion matters - no seriously, stop laughing
Expressions
Hobson's choice - when there is no actual choice
lies, damned lies and politicians
meet the new boss - same as the old boss
one man one vote - the basic principle
register to vote - democracy needs numbers
time for change - same old rhetoric
vote early, vote often - it's a strategy
lies, damned lies and politicians
meet the new boss - same as the old boss
one man one vote - the basic principle
register to vote - democracy needs numbers
time for change - same old rhetoric
vote early, vote often - it's a strategy
Films and Media
The Campaign - Wilf Ferrell comedy
Yes Minister - British TV series
Yes Minister - British TV series
Honest Politicians
A list of genuine and honest political leaders who want to improve the lives of their voters.
Waiting for one to come along.
Waiting for one to come along.
Jokes
When should you count your fingers?
After shaking hands with a politician
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
Their mouth is open
After shaking hands with a politician
How can you tell when a politician is lying?
Their mouth is open
Internet Elections
eBallot - for secondhand ballots
FaceCrook - share your message with the voters
Google - carefully curated search results
Instagrift - buy your choice of influencer
LockedIn - a career after politics
Nastyflix - political messaging presented as entertainment
OnlyFans - ex-politicians earn a little extra
Testify - time to face the music
Wickedpedia - all the scandals through history
YouTube - message like its 1984
FaceCrook - share your message with the voters
Google - carefully curated search results
Instagrift - buy your choice of influencer
LockedIn - a career after politics
Nastyflix - political messaging presented as entertainment
OnlyFans - ex-politicians earn a little extra
Testify - time to face the music
Wickedpedia - all the scandals through history
YouTube - message like its 1984
Songs
Elected - Alice Cooper
Pallets Full of Ballots - Skye Underwood
Rich Men North of Richmond - Oliver Anthony
Pallets Full of Ballots - Skye Underwood
Rich Men North of Richmond - Oliver Anthony
Words for Making Election Puns
A handy list of words for punning about elections.
ballot, campaign, choice, count, democracy, election, floating voter, independent, left, politician, poll, register, right, swing, turnout, vote
ballot, campaign, choice, count, democracy, election, floating voter, independent, left, politician, poll, register, right, swing, turnout, vote
Your Vote Is Important
Or maybe not.
Either way, this election pun page is now closed for the counting to take place.
Results in a while after they have been certified correctly. Trust us.
Either way, this election pun page is now closed for the counting to take place.
Results in a while after they have been certified correctly. Trust us.