Gardening Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Gardening.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Covering many of the aspects of gardening, the hard work and the reward, this is a wordplay collection for amateur gardeners and horticulturalists alike.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Covering many of the aspects of gardening, the hard work and the reward, this is a wordplay collection for amateur gardeners and horticulturalists alike.
Here are the puns.
Puns
bulbs you can't plant - lightbulbs
cutting down trees has left me stumped
daft piece of turf - silly sod
detective found a bush in my garden - the police planted it
fighting on the lawn - turf war
flower competition won by the top seed
planted some herbs - it was thyme
upset a bag of compost - soiled myself
wife complained about my pruning - made a cutting remark
cutting down trees has left me stumped
daft piece of turf - silly sod
detective found a bush in my garden - the police planted it
fighting on the lawn - turf war
flower competition won by the top seed
planted some herbs - it was thyme
upset a bag of compost - soiled myself
wife complained about my pruning - made a cutting remark
Expressions
People in greenhouses shouldn't throw stones - don't do it
Thyme waits for no man - remember to trim it
Turn over a new leaf - raking advice for beginners
Thyme waits for no man - remember to trim it
Turn over a new leaf - raking advice for beginners
Famous Gardeners
Capability Brown - English gardener
Film and TV
Edward Scissorhands - handy for trimming those bushes
Social Gardeners
Diggipedia - all the gardening info you need
eBulb - bargain garden merch
FacePlant - keep up with friends and family
Instagraft - influencers tell you stuff
OnlySlugs - glamor pics of garden pests
Shreddit - compost makers version of Reddit
Spotify - music while you spot treat your plants
YouPrune - load your best pruning videos
eBulb - bargain garden merch
FacePlant - keep up with friends and family
Instagraft - influencers tell you stuff
OnlySlugs - glamor pics of garden pests
Shreddit - compost makers version of Reddit
Spotify - music while you spot treat your plants
YouPrune - load your best pruning videos
Songs
Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes - Edison Lighthouse
Words for Making Gardening Puns
A handy list of words for punning about gardening.
borders, bulbs, cuttings, compost, dig, flowers, garden, greenhouse, hoe, plants, pruning, rake, shed, seeds, soil, trees, weeds, yard
borders, bulbs, cuttings, compost, dig, flowers, garden, greenhouse, hoe, plants, pruning, rake, shed, seeds, soil, trees, weeds, yard
Put The Tools Away
Another hard but rewarding day in the garden is over.
Time for a nice cup of tea.
Time for a nice cup of tea.