Funny Goose Puns!
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Geese.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Put your goggles on and giggle around a gaggle of goose related humor.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Put your goggles on and giggle around a gaggle of goose related humor.
Here are the puns.
Puns
amorous geese get up to honky-ponky
furry goose - mongoose
goose fake news - propagander
goose with a bolt through its neck - Honkenstein
happy goose was geesily pleased
laugh and throw up - gaggle
lizard goose - salagander
omg - oh my goose
old goose - geezer
road rage goose - always honking
sneezing goose uses a honkerchief
spooked goose gets goosebumps
surprised - got goosed
three geese - a goose, a gander and a gooseberry
furry goose - mongoose
goose fake news - propagander
goose with a bolt through its neck - Honkenstein
happy goose was geesily pleased
laugh and throw up - gaggle
lizard goose - salagander
omg - oh my goose
old goose - geezer
road rage goose - always honking
sneezing goose uses a honkerchief
spooked goose gets goosebumps
surprised - got goosed
three geese - a goose, a gander and a gooseberry
Expressions
cooked his goose - failed
gaggle of geese - collective noun for a group of geese
gone goose - finished, kaput, done
take a gander - have a look at something
wild goose chase - a hopeless search
gaggle of geese - collective noun for a group of geese
gone goose - finished, kaput, done
take a gander - have a look at something
wild goose chase - a hopeless search
Famous Geese
'Goose' in Top Gun
Ryan Gosling - Ken in Barbie. Oh Ryan
The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs - it's a goose, it lays golden eggs
Honk Williams - singer-songwriter
Mahatma Gander - Indian goose
Ryan Gosling - Ken in Barbie. Oh Ryan
The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs - it's a goose, it lays golden eggs
Honk Williams - singer-songwriter
Mahatma Gander - Indian goose
Film
Fly Away Home - teaching migration to Canada geese using a microlight
Wild Geese - old war film
Wild Geese - old war film
Poems
Goosey Goosey Gander - wither shall I wander
Old Mother Goose - when she wanted to wander
Old Mother Goose - when she wanted to wander
Social Geese
Amazhonk - select your goose products
Gander - find a mate
Goosle - search for everything geese
Honkify - music while you watch geese
Instagoose - for great goose pics
Wikigeesia - all you need to know
Gander - find a mate
Goosle - search for everything geese
Honkify - music while you watch geese
Instagoose - for great goose pics
Wikigeesia - all you need to know
Songs
Flight of the Wild Geese - Joan Armatrading
Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
Mother Goose - Jethro Tull
The Urge for Going - Joni Mitchell
Honky Tonk Women - Rolling Stones
Mother Goose - Jethro Tull
The Urge for Going - Joni Mitchell
Words for Goose Punning
A handy set of words for making goose puns.
gaggle, gander, geese, goose, gosling, honk, skein, wedge
gaggle, gander, geese, goose, gosling, honk, skein, wedge
Gone Goose
Don't worry, we're not doomed. It's just the end of the page. Lots more content on this site, just not related to geese.
Or goose.
Or goose.