Morris Dancing Puns
A fun page of puns about Morris Dancing.
This very English dance is a traditional sight outside public houses during the days of summer. In return for free ale from the landlord the Morris Men will do their dances.
Here is a stick man version of Morris Dancers on the internet. You can have too much of all that modern stuff.
This very English dance is a traditional sight outside public houses during the days of summer. In return for free ale from the landlord the Morris Men will do their dances.
Here is a stick man version of Morris Dancers on the internet. You can have too much of all that modern stuff.
The Morris Men tend to be seasoned dad dancers with jobs like accountants and bank managers, who dress in odd costumes, wave handkerchiefs and perform Dancing with Bells On.
It is wonderful entertainment once you have had a few pints yourself.
Here are the puns.
It is wonderful entertainment once you have had a few pints yourself.
Here are the puns.
Puns
accident with stick - right in the squeezebox
dodgy musician on the fiddle
female Morris dancer - belle of the bells
get serious, it's not all hanky-panky
high class Morris dancer - morristocrat
irritating Morris Man - bellend
Italian Morris dancers - bellissimo
Jamaican version - Morristafarian
less is more, Morris less
Morris Man diary - clogbook
Morris Men vow - no sets before marriage
small Morris Man - Morris Minor
short comfort break - have a tinkle
dodgy musician on the fiddle
female Morris dancer - belle of the bells
get serious, it's not all hanky-panky
high class Morris dancer - morristocrat
irritating Morris Man - bellend
Italian Morris dancers - bellissimo
Jamaican version - Morristafarian
less is more, Morris less
Morris Man diary - clogbook
Morris Men vow - no sets before marriage
small Morris Man - Morris Minor
short comfort break - have a tinkle
Expressions
Pull the other one, it's got bells on it - disbelief
Stick in the mud - unadventurous
Stick in the mud - unadventurous
Joke
Morris Man goes to the doctor.
"What's up?" says doctor.
"I like to have a wee drink to steady myself" says Morris.
"So?" says doc, who is a man of few words.
"Sometimes I get so steady I can't stand up" says Morris.
"What's up?" says doctor.
"I like to have a wee drink to steady myself" says Morris.
"So?" says doc, who is a man of few words.
"Sometimes I get so steady I can't stand up" says Morris.
Famous Morris Dancers
George Foreman - boxing Morris Dancer
Alanis Morissette - singer
Hanky Marvin - guitarist with the Shadows
Inspector Morris - Oxford TV detective
William Morris - artist
Jim Morrison - rock god
Morrissey - singer
Alanis Morissette - singer
Hanky Marvin - guitarist with the Shadows
Inspector Morris - Oxford TV detective
William Morris - artist
Jim Morrison - rock god
Morrissey - singer
Film and TV
Fiddler on the Roof - musical
For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) - war film
Morris: A Life With Bells On - spoof documentary
For Whom The Bell Tolls (1943) - war film
Morris: A Life With Bells On - spoof documentary
Songs
The Fool on the Hill - Beatles
Jingle Bells
Laudanum Bunches - traditional tune
Jingle Bells
Laudanum Bunches - traditional tune
Words for Morris Dancing Puns
Some handy words and terms for making up puns about Morris Dancing.
accordion, bells, clog, fiddle, fool, foreman, hanky, morris, set, stick, squeezebox, squire
accordion, bells, clog, fiddle, fool, foreman, hanky, morris, set, stick, squeezebox, squire
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Time to let your designated driver take you home.
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