Petanque Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Petanque.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Although Petanque originates in France, with a set of French words to describe various aspects of the game, I am sadly English.
So this is a page of English puns about a French game.
Let's play.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Although Petanque originates in France, with a set of French words to describe various aspects of the game, I am sadly English.
So this is a page of English puns about a French game.
Let's play.
Puns
calm down and take your hand off my boules
disastrous game of petanque - what a carreau on
gentle lob? - it nearly went into orbit
giving this up - going to jack it in
OK, OK, you made your point
royal petanque - the crown boules
Space X would be proud of that landing
time to shoot their boules off
watch the weather - it's starting terrain
you don't know jack about petanque
disastrous game of petanque - what a carreau on
gentle lob? - it nearly went into orbit
giving this up - going to jack it in
OK, OK, you made your point
royal petanque - the crown boules
Space X would be proud of that landing
time to shoot their boules off
watch the weather - it's starting terrain
you don't know jack about petanque
Famous Petanque Players
Jack Black - actor
Steve Lobs - iPhone inventor
The Pointer Sisters - singers
Steve Lobs - iPhone inventor
The Pointer Sisters - singers
Film and TV
Carreau On Camping - Barbara Windsor plays around
Songs
Great Boules of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
Words for Making Petanque Puns
A handy list of words for petanque punning. For the most part these are English terms rather than the original French words. Punning in English is hard enough.
boules, carreau, jack, landing, lob, petanque, point, rolling, shoot, terrain
boules, carreau, jack, landing, lob, petanque, point, rolling, shoot, terrain
Méne End
Time to put our boules away, adjust our dress and re-enter the internet.
Thanks for playing.
Thanks for playing.