Funny Shark Puns!
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about Sharks.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Sharks are magnificent predators. They are the culmination of millions of years of evolution. A sleek underwater design that is feared and admired in equal measure.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Sharks are magnificent predators. They are the culmination of millions of years of evolution. A sleek underwater design that is feared and admired in equal measure.
Here are the puns.
Puns
baby sharks eat jellyfish and custard
borrow money from loan sharks
cool shark - jawsome
dangerous job - shark dentist
diss a shark - "bite me"
get glammed up - time for a makover
humorous shark - very finny
no clothes - shark naked
shark in court - not gillty
sharks holiday in Finland
shark in the way - Great Barrier Teeth
snarky shark - sharkastic
wearing sunglasses to catch some rays
borrow money from loan sharks
cool shark - jawsome
dangerous job - shark dentist
diss a shark - "bite me"
get glammed up - time for a makover
humorous shark - very finny
no clothes - shark naked
shark in court - not gillty
sharks holiday in Finland
shark in the way - Great Barrier Teeth
snarky shark - sharkastic
wearing sunglasses to catch some rays
Expressions
jump the shark - when a popular thing tips back to obscurity
Noah's Ark - rhyming slang for shark
pool shark - pretty good at pool
shark biscuit - surfboard
shiver of sharks - a group of sharks
Noah's Ark - rhyming slang for shark
pool shark - pretty good at pool
shark biscuit - surfboard
shiver of sharks - a group of sharks
Famous Sharks
Stevie Ray Vaughan - guitarist
Feargal Sharkey - singer with the Undertones
Joan of Sharc - patron saint of France
William Sharkspeare - playwright
Feargal Sharkey - singer with the Undertones
Joan of Sharc - patron saint of France
William Sharkspeare - playwright
Film and TV
Jaws - "We're going to need a bigger boat"
Shark Tale - animation 2004
Sharknado - fun in a B-movie way
Shark Tale - animation 2004
Sharknado - fun in a B-movie way
Jokes
I want to see a Great White shark before I die. But not while I'm swimming.
Doctor to Patient: "I have good news and bad news"
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: The shark bit both your legs off"
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"
Why was the shark sad? They threw his chum overboard.
Surfer: "Surf's up"
Shark: "Here comes dinner"
What do you call a deaf shark?
Call it what you like, it can't hear you
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard
Which side is it best to see a shark from?
The outside
That shark bit my arm
Did you put anything on it?
No, he liked it just as it was
Doctor to Patient: "I have good news and bad news"
Patient: "What's the bad news?"
Doctor: The shark bit both your legs off"
Patient: "What's the good news?"
Doctor: "The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers"
Why was the shark sad? They threw his chum overboard.
Surfer: "Surf's up"
Shark: "Here comes dinner"
What do you call a deaf shark?
Call it what you like, it can't hear you
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark-infested custard
Which side is it best to see a shark from?
The outside
That shark bit my arm
Did you put anything on it?
No, he liked it just as it was
Social Sharks
eBay - hang around in the bay for meaty treats
Gillgle - shark's favorite search engine
LinkedFIn - careers for sharks
Netfins - movies for sharks
OnlyFins - for fans of sharks
Finterest - collections of shark pics
ShReddit - like Reddit but with extra shredding
SnapChat - pics with extra bite
Wikipredator - all you need to know about sharks
Gillgle - shark's favorite search engine
LinkedFIn - careers for sharks
Netfins - movies for sharks
OnlyFins - for fans of sharks
Finterest - collections of shark pics
ShReddit - like Reddit but with extra shredding
SnapChat - pics with extra bite
Wikipredator - all you need to know about sharks
Songs
Baby Shark - arrgghh
Love Shark - B52
Sharklife - Blur
Some Fin In The Way She Moves - George Harrison
Love Shark - B52
Sharklife - Blur
Some Fin In The Way She Moves - George Harrison
Words for Making Shark Puns
A handy list of words for shark punning.
bite, carnivore, cartilage, fin, fish, gills, great white, jaws, mako, predator, ray, sea, shark, shiver, teeth
bite, carnivore, cartilage, fin, fish, gills, great white, jaws, mako, predator, ray, sea, shark, shiver, teeth
Fin
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