Funny Sheep Puns for Ewe!
A page of sheep puns, expressions, songs and people with cute sheep drawings. Anything sheep related in a humorous fashion. All are woolcome.
No one is baa'd so that's a big plus. It might be a bit woolly in places but mostly it's a shear delight.
So don't be sheepish. Join the flock and pass through the gate to the green pastures beyond.
Here are the puns.
No one is baa'd so that's a big plus. It might be a bit woolly in places but mostly it's a shear delight.
So don't be sheepish. Join the flock and pass through the gate to the green pastures beyond.
Here are the puns.
Puns
can't understand that sheep's ewephemisms
crazy sheepdog is baarking mad
criminal sheep - ram-raider
cross a sheep with a kangaroo - woolly jumper
dancing sheep - lambada
dodgy sheep tried to fleece me
favorite tipple - Lambrusco
feminist sheep - what ewes are rams?
flockdown - stay at home sheep
get a haircut at the baabaas
herding dog gives sheep the collywobbles
Jewish sheep coming of age - Baamitzvah
knocked over by aggressive sheep - it rammed me
loser sheep join the also-rams
misleading sheep - fake ewes
Muslim sheep observe Ramadan
old sheep grazing - pasture sell-by
Queen's Regiment - Ewemen of the Guard
ram meets female sheep - "Hey Ewe"
sheep car - Lamborghini
sheep puns are for shearing
shy lamb is a little sheepish
small sheep fell in the sheep-dip - it was a lamb dunk
wild and woolly - baabarian
crazy sheepdog is baarking mad
criminal sheep - ram-raider
cross a sheep with a kangaroo - woolly jumper
dancing sheep - lambada
dodgy sheep tried to fleece me
favorite tipple - Lambrusco
feminist sheep - what ewes are rams?
flockdown - stay at home sheep
get a haircut at the baabaas
herding dog gives sheep the collywobbles
Jewish sheep coming of age - Baamitzvah
knocked over by aggressive sheep - it rammed me
loser sheep join the also-rams
misleading sheep - fake ewes
Muslim sheep observe Ramadan
old sheep grazing - pasture sell-by
Queen's Regiment - Ewemen of the Guard
ram meets female sheep - "Hey Ewe"
sheep car - Lamborghini
sheep puns are for shearing
shy lamb is a little sheepish
small sheep fell in the sheep-dip - it was a lamb dunk
wild and woolly - baabarian
Expressions
Black sheep - there's one in every family
Chewing the cud - thinking before speaking
Counting sheep - trying to get to sleep
Lamb to the slaughter - gentle ones facing annihilation
Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb - go for it!
Mutton dressed as lamb - someone overselling themselves
Pull the wool over your eyes - try to fool you
Sheeple - gullible flock followers
Shepherd's delight - red sky at night
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - a small amount of time
Wolf in sheep's clothing - looks innocent but looks can be deceiving
Chewing the cud - thinking before speaking
Counting sheep - trying to get to sleep
Lamb to the slaughter - gentle ones facing annihilation
Might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb - go for it!
Mutton dressed as lamb - someone overselling themselves
Pull the wool over your eyes - try to fool you
Sheeple - gullible flock followers
Shepherd's delight - red sky at night
Two shakes of a lamb's tail - a small amount of time
Wolf in sheep's clothing - looks innocent but looks can be deceiving
Famous Sheep
Lady BaaBaa - singer
J R Ewing - Dallas
Allan Lamb - cricketer
Ed Shearan - singer
Billy Shears - Ringo Starr
Britney Shears - singer
Meryl Sheep - actress
Wayne Sheep - dancer
Sheepspeare - the Baaaard
J R Ewing - Dallas
Allan Lamb - cricketer
Ed Shearan - singer
Billy Shears - Ringo Starr
Britney Shears - singer
Meryl Sheep - actress
Wayne Sheep - dancer
Sheepspeare - the Baaaard
Film
Baabarella - sixties sci fi with Jane Fonda
Jason and the Argonauts - hunt for the Golden Fleece
Mamma Meh - sheep sing old Abba tunes
Rambo - action hero
Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal Lecter
The Big Sheep - crime by Raymond Chandler
Jason and the Argonauts - hunt for the Golden Fleece
Mamma Meh - sheep sing old Abba tunes
Rambo - action hero
Silence of the Lambs - Hannibal Lecter
The Big Sheep - crime by Raymond Chandler
Jokes
At the sheepdog trials four collies were found guilty
I used to raise sheep until it seemed unfair
So I lowered them
Shepherd: Every time I try to count those sheep I fall asleep
I used to raise sheep until it seemed unfair
So I lowered them
Shepherd: Every time I try to count those sheep I fall asleep
Social Media
Dipchat - share funny sheep pics
eBaa - sheep auction
EweTube - sheep vids
FleeceBook - share your shearing experiences
InstantRam - swap pictures of hunky ruminants
OnlyRams - hunky sheep pics
PennedIn - find a new pasture
WhatSheep - clips
eBaa - sheep auction
EweTube - sheep vids
FleeceBook - share your shearing experiences
InstantRam - swap pictures of hunky ruminants
OnlyRams - hunky sheep pics
PennedIn - find a new pasture
WhatSheep - clips
Songs
And Dream of Sheep - Kate Bush
Baa Baa Black Sheep - nursery rhyme
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Little Bo Peep - nursery rhyme
Mairzy Doats - Milton Drake - little lambs eat ivy
Mary Had a Little Lamb - nursery rhyme
Nothing Compares to Ewe - Sinéad O'Connor (Prince)
Rama Lama Ding Dong - Edsels
Baa Baa Black Sheep - nursery rhyme
Black Betty - Ram Jam
Little Bo Peep - nursery rhyme
Mairzy Doats - Milton Drake - little lambs eat ivy
Mary Had a Little Lamb - nursery rhyme
Nothing Compares to Ewe - Sinéad O'Connor (Prince)
Rama Lama Ding Dong - Edsels
Star Sign
Sheep are one of the few creatures to be awarded their own star sign - Aries the Ram.
This makes them important in astrological terms and they appear on a great deal of gift product between March 21 and April 19.
This makes them important in astrological terms and they appear on a great deal of gift product between March 21 and April 19.
Words for Sheep Punning
Some words for making up puns about sheep.
baa, collie, cud, dip, ewe, fleece, flock, grass, graze, lamb, mutton, pasture, ruminant, shear, sheep, shepherd, ram, wool
baa, collie, cud, dip, ewe, fleece, flock, grass, graze, lamb, mutton, pasture, ruminant, shear, sheep, shepherd, ram, wool
Sheepish Exit
Not much sheep stuff on this page yet.
That is partly because the sheep doesn't do a whole lot except wander about and eat grass.
If something interesting does happen rest assured this page will be updated.
Meh.
That is partly because the sheep doesn't do a whole lot except wander about and eat grass.
If something interesting does happen rest assured this page will be updated.
Meh.