Snooker and Pool Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Snooker.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Includes Pool because the game is similar requiring a table, a cue and some balls to play it.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Includes Pool because the game is similar requiring a table, a cue and some balls to play it.
Here are the puns.
Puns
actor failed at pool - missed his cues
amateur game - pocket billiards
baulked at playing a shot to safety
bounced player off table - it cushioned the blow
caught short in big match - tabled a motion
can't take it no more - in offs in off
criminal on table - in the frame
didn't sink a ball until they made pot legal
exercise - poolates
its a simple game - not pocket science
lady player gave me the kiss off
lost the reds in the Bermuda triangle
making snooker friends - building bridges
moaning because they can't reach the shot - give it a rest
tricky swerve shot - screw this
amateur game - pocket billiards
baulked at playing a shot to safety
bounced player off table - it cushioned the blow
caught short in big match - tabled a motion
can't take it no more - in offs in off
criminal on table - in the frame
didn't sink a ball until they made pot legal
exercise - poolates
its a simple game - not pocket science
lady player gave me the kiss off
lost the reds in the Bermuda triangle
making snooker friends - building bridges
moaning because they can't reach the shot - give it a rest
tricky swerve shot - screw this
Expressions
As different as chalk and cheese - ever tried chalking your cue with a piece of cheese, easy mistake
Chalk the chalk, can you walk the walk
Shot to nothing - take a chance, return to safety
Chalk the chalk, can you walk the walk
Shot to nothing - take a chance, return to safety
Famous Players
Peter Cushion - actor, "The gentle man of horror"
Robert Plant - Led Zep singer
Robert Plant - Led Zep singer
Film and TV
The Hustler - Paul Newman
Pot Black - seventies TV series popularized snooker
Taming of the Screw - Shakespeare takes up pool
Pot Black - seventies TV series popularized snooker
Taming of the Screw - Shakespeare takes up pool
Jokes
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snooker ball
Doctor: Get to the end of the queue
Full power shot grazed the pink and flattened the referee. It was the kiss of death
Doctor: Get to the end of the queue
Full power shot grazed the pink and flattened the referee. It was the kiss of death
Social Snooker Players
CueTube - snooker videos
eBaize - cheap tables
FaceBaulk - share with friendly players
OnlyPlayers - for glamor pics of top players
Potflix - movies and potboilers
Redsit - like Reddit but mostly pictures of snooker balls
Screwgle - search the wacky internet
Shotify - music to play to
SinkedIn - sink some pots and get a new career
eBaize - cheap tables
FaceBaulk - share with friendly players
OnlyPlayers - for glamor pics of top players
Potflix - movies and potboilers
Redsit - like Reddit but mostly pictures of snooker balls
Screwgle - search the wacky internet
Shotify - music to play to
SinkedIn - sink some pots and get a new career
Songs
Words for Making Snooker Puns
A handy list of words for punning about snooker.
baize, baulk, bridge, chalk, cushion, cue, frame, hustler, kiss, plant, pocket, pool, pot, reds, rest, safety, screw, side, snooker, spider, spin, table, triangle
baize, baulk, bridge, chalk, cushion, cue, frame, hustler, kiss, plant, pocket, pool, pot, reds, rest, safety, screw, side, snooker, spider, spin, table, triangle
Pot Black
As the final pun is potted we can rest our cue on the table and collect the money.
Waiting for the next hustler to appear.
Thanks for reading.
Waiting for the next hustler to appear.
Thanks for reading.