Vampire Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Vampires.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Hopefully you will still be able to sleep at night.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Hopefully you will still be able to sleep at night.
Here are the puns.
Puns
astute vampires invest in bloodbanks
bonkers vampire went a bit batty
competing vampires were neck and neck
decent vampire - vampure
grateful vampire - fangs a lot
failed at math - can't count Dracula
making out with vampires - necking
optimistic vampire wears a cape of good hope
small human - bite-sized snack
vampire CEO dreads board meetings - too many stakeholders
vampire doctor - Dr. Acula
vampire relatives - blood brothers
bonkers vampire went a bit batty
competing vampires were neck and neck
decent vampire - vampure
grateful vampire - fangs a lot
failed at math - can't count Dracula
making out with vampires - necking
optimistic vampire wears a cape of good hope
small human - bite-sized snack
vampire CEO dreads board meetings - too many stakeholders
vampire doctor - Dr. Acula
vampire relatives - blood brothers
Expressions
Vampire Squid - Goldman Sachs
Famous Vampires
Count Dracula - the original vampire
Bram Stoker - author of Dracula
Bram Stoker - author of Dracula
Film and TV
A few of the notable ones.
Blade - Wesley Snipes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - TV series
From Dusk Till Dawn - Tarantino and Rodriguez
Interview With The Vampire - Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise
Twilight - young bloodsuckers
Blade - Wesley Snipes
Buffy the Vampire Slayer - TV series
From Dusk Till Dawn - Tarantino and Rodriguez
Interview With The Vampire - Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise
Twilight - young bloodsuckers
Social Vampires
Deaddit - the immortal version of Reddit
eBat - bargain capes
FangBook - keep in touch with long lost relatives
LockedIn - look for a new coffin
Neckflix - movies for those long days in the coffin
OnlyFangs - glamor shots for fans
Splatify - music for drinking blood
Wickedpedia - all the evil knowledge
eBat - bargain capes
FangBook - keep in touch with long lost relatives
LockedIn - look for a new coffin
Neckflix - movies for those long days in the coffin
OnlyFangs - glamor shots for fans
Splatify - music for drinking blood
Wickedpedia - all the evil knowledge
Songs
You're So Vein - Carly Simon
Words for Making Vampire Puns
A handy list of words for punning about vampires.
bat, blood, cape, coffin, cross, crucifix, Dracula, fangs, holy water, garlic, gothic, mirror, neck, silver bullets, sunlight, undead, vampire, vein, water, wooden stake
bat, blood, cape, coffin, cross, crucifix, Dracula, fangs, holy water, garlic, gothic, mirror, neck, silver bullets, sunlight, undead, vampire, vein, water, wooden stake
Coffin Closing
It is time to put the lid back on the coffin and have a well-earned rest.
Until tomorrow night.
Until tomorrow night.