Woke Puns
A page of humor using Woke and other terms to find some funny to lessen the load of living in a Woke World.
Let's lighten up a little.
Incidentally, I am not sure what the current position is on issuing trigger warnings to protect people who probably shouldn't have access to the internet. Perhaps a simple...
WATCH OUT!!!
...will do.
Not that this Woke Pun page has anything particularly shocking. Yet.
Let's lighten up a little.
Incidentally, I am not sure what the current position is on issuing trigger warnings to protect people who probably shouldn't have access to the internet. Perhaps a simple...
WATCH OUT!!!
...will do.
Not that this Woke Pun page has anything particularly shocking. Yet.
Puns
calculating amount of woke - triggernometry
coat of many feelings - woke cloak
collective term for gays - a pride
don't take offence - take a gate
favorite part of a movie - when it's cancelled
favorite tree - Mighty Woak
freedom fighter - social injustice warrior
freedom for insects - flea speech
guns have less triggers than liberals
insomniac - always woke
numb the pain - wocaine
pro nouns - anti adjectives
royal residence - Wokingham Palace
safe drink - Woka-Cola
safe information - Wokipedia
trans teacher - Miss Gender
where wokes live - Wokelahoma
woke mathematician - non binary
woke wolf - aware wolf
coat of many feelings - woke cloak
collective term for gays - a pride
don't take offence - take a gate
favorite part of a movie - when it's cancelled
favorite tree - Mighty Woak
freedom fighter - social injustice warrior
freedom for insects - flea speech
guns have less triggers than liberals
insomniac - always woke
numb the pain - wocaine
pro nouns - anti adjectives
royal residence - Wokingham Palace
safe drink - Woka-Cola
safe information - Wokipedia
trans teacher - Miss Gender
where wokes live - Wokelahoma
woke mathematician - non binary
woke wolf - aware wolf
Expressions
if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy
it takes a lot of snowflakes to make a snowman
my truth - lies
pride goes before a fall - what goes around, comes around
safety first - freedom second
it takes a lot of snowflakes to make a snowman
my truth - lies
pride goes before a fall - what goes around, comes around
safety first - freedom second
Famous Woke People
Hereward The Wake - Anglo-Saxon king
Wokey Joe Robinson - singer-songwriter
Roy Rogers and Trigger - cowboy star
Wokey Joe Robinson - singer-songwriter
Roy Rogers and Trigger - cowboy star
Films and TV
Annie Give Up Your Gun - musical western 1950
Fanny by Gaslight - 1944
The Big Sleep - 1946
The Cisco Kid - 1950-56
Wokey Races - cartoon cars try to all finish at the same time
Fanny by Gaslight - 1944
The Big Sleep - 1946
The Cisco Kid - 1950-56
Wokey Races - cartoon cars try to all finish at the same time
Social Media for SJWs
These are approved media sites where woke commentary is encouraged.
Disinterest - boards of inspirational quotes
eBLM - last years protest bargains
MeTube - all about my truth videos
Notflix - no fun movies allowed
OnlySJWs - glamor land whale pics
SpaceBook - share feelings in a safe space
Trigger - swipe right for your perfect match
Tik/Tok - share your pronouns
Wokeify - safe music to soothe you
Wokipedia - all the triggers you need to learn
Disinterest - boards of inspirational quotes
eBLM - last years protest bargains
MeTube - all about my truth videos
Notflix - no fun movies allowed
OnlySJWs - glamor land whale pics
SpaceBook - share feelings in a safe space
Trigger - swipe right for your perfect match
Tik/Tok - share your pronouns
Wokeify - safe music to soothe you
Wokipedia - all the triggers you need to learn
Songs
Go Woke Go Broke - Jokes on Wokes (language!)
Lola - The Kinks
Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland
Wocaine - JJ Cale
Wolk Salad Annie - Elvis
Woke on the Water - Deep Purple
Lola - The Kinks
Over the Rainbow - Judy Garland
Wocaine - JJ Cale
Wolk Salad Annie - Elvis
Woke on the Water - Deep Purple
Snowflake Puns
It is open season on snowflakes - the insult du jour for some. Seems odd that a generation would want to criticize their own children. Hey ho. Here are a few handy snowflake derivative puns.
broflake - he knows what's going down
glowflake - nuke 'em
noflake - let's not accept any new thinking
proflake - the professionally outraged
slowflake - an older person
toeflake - ew
woeflake - it's the end of the world as we know it
broflake - he knows what's going down
glowflake - nuke 'em
noflake - let's not accept any new thinking
proflake - the professionally outraged
slowflake - an older person
toeflake - ew
woeflake - it's the end of the world as we know it
Woke Terms
Some Woke Clown World terminology to help you be more aware.
Or for making puns.
antifa - protect our freedoms by shutting down free speech
based - not woke. Ever wonder if the world's gone mad?
binary - we used to have men and women
cancel culture - only approved thoughts allowed
Cis - someone whose gender identity corresponds with their gender
equity - equality of outcome, not origin
gaslighting - saying stuff that is triggering for the recipient
misgender - when you assume that the man in a dress is a man
patriarchy - old white men are the cause of all problems
pronouns - place your preferred pronouns on a badge - he/him, she/they, etc.
sjw - social justice warrior
snowflake - general slur for those who are perceived as being too woke
toxic - male, masculinity
trigger - when words produce a state of shock. See trigger warnings applied to media content such as old books and films
Or for making puns.
antifa - protect our freedoms by shutting down free speech
based - not woke. Ever wonder if the world's gone mad?
binary - we used to have men and women
cancel culture - only approved thoughts allowed
Cis - someone whose gender identity corresponds with their gender
equity - equality of outcome, not origin
gaslighting - saying stuff that is triggering for the recipient
misgender - when you assume that the man in a dress is a man
patriarchy - old white men are the cause of all problems
pronouns - place your preferred pronouns on a badge - he/him, she/they, etc.
sjw - social justice warrior
snowflake - general slur for those who are perceived as being too woke
toxic - male, masculinity
trigger - when words produce a state of shock. See trigger warnings applied to media content such as old books and films
Back To Sleep
Now you have been briefly awakened it is time to gently relax back into the internet. Avoid all areas where Woke is mentioned and you should have a restful non-triggering time.
If you liked this page you might like this long satirical read - Winnie The Pooh Goes Woke
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If you liked this page you might like this long satirical read - Winnie The Pooh Goes Woke
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