Funny Bean Puns for Cool Beans!
A magnificent page of bean puns, cartoons and jokes.
Expressions, humor and more beans than you can shake a stick at.
But don't shake sticks at beans! That is unfair unless they are runner beans which climb up sticks.
Why don't we call them climbing beans? Dunno.
This web page is a bean feast of delight. A huge hill of bean related puns. The income from which will give the bean counters plenty to do.
Think of it like one of Jack's Magic Beans. It has been planted and will soon grow into a mighty beanstalk. We can climb up it together and steal the Goose that lays Golden Beans
ed: The Goose lays Golden EGGS
Let's not get hung up on half-baked details. Jump in and start swimming in a tomato sauce pool of bean flavored puns.
Expressions, humor and more beans than you can shake a stick at.
But don't shake sticks at beans! That is unfair unless they are runner beans which climb up sticks.
Why don't we call them climbing beans? Dunno.
This web page is a bean feast of delight. A huge hill of bean related puns. The income from which will give the bean counters plenty to do.
Think of it like one of Jack's Magic Beans. It has been planted and will soon grow into a mighty beanstalk. We can climb up it together and steal the Goose that lays Golden Beans
ed: The Goose lays Golden EGGS
Let's not get hung up on half-baked details. Jump in and start swimming in a tomato sauce pool of bean flavored puns.
Bean Puns
Bean bag - sixties chair molds to your body shape so you can't get out of it
Beanie Babies - TY limited edition stuffed toys
Beanie (hat) - look like an idiot, some people can carry it off
Beansprouts - wonder food
Beantown (Boston) - local snack of beans soaked in molasses, wear a mask when visiting
Coffee bean retired - gave up the daily grind
Historical bean - Jacobean
Jack and the Beanstalk - children's tale with mixed moral messages
Pirates of the Carob Bean - Disney making big beans
Religious bean fasted during Lentil
Runner bean - Methane Bolt
Visited a bean friend - nice pod you got there
Beanie Babies - TY limited edition stuffed toys
Beanie (hat) - look like an idiot, some people can carry it off
Beansprouts - wonder food
Beantown (Boston) - local snack of beans soaked in molasses, wear a mask when visiting
Coffee bean retired - gave up the daily grind
Historical bean - Jacobean
Jack and the Beanstalk - children's tale with mixed moral messages
Pirates of the Carob Bean - Disney making big beans
Religious bean fasted during Lentil
Runner bean - Methane Bolt
Visited a bean friend - nice pod you got there
Types of Bean
Here is a list of bean types. Who knew there were so many?
Anyone interested in bean puns needs to memorize these and be ready to pull a bean out of their beanie hat when the situation demands it.
Are there situations that require immediate bean punning? You betcha sweet bean there are.
This is not an exhaustive list of beans. It is the ones most normal people know. You can check Wiki for others but you may fall asleep.
Baked bean - tomato covered student food. Beans on toast - is there anything finer?
Broad (or fava) bean - would Hannibal Lecter been so scary if he ate liver with some broad beans?
Butter bean - not real butter, revolting in my opinion
Carob bean - no idea
Castor bean - castor oil
Cocoa bean - mmm, chocolate
Coffee bean - Starbucks and Costa for untaxed profits and overpriced beans
Chili bean - same as kidney beans but you put them in chili
French bean - long, thin and tasty just like the French
Haricot bean - most baked beans are made from these
Jelly beans - popular sweet that rots your teeth
Jumping beans - not entirely edible, difficult to eat while jumping
Kidney bean - the purple ones that you put in chili
Pinto bean - speckled kidney bean
Refried bean - yuk
Runner bean - they don't really run!
Soya bean - dunno
ed: that's enough beans
Anyone interested in bean puns needs to memorize these and be ready to pull a bean out of their beanie hat when the situation demands it.
Are there situations that require immediate bean punning? You betcha sweet bean there are.
This is not an exhaustive list of beans. It is the ones most normal people know. You can check Wiki for others but you may fall asleep.
Baked bean - tomato covered student food. Beans on toast - is there anything finer?
Broad (or fava) bean - would Hannibal Lecter been so scary if he ate liver with some broad beans?
Butter bean - not real butter, revolting in my opinion
Carob bean - no idea
Castor bean - castor oil
Cocoa bean - mmm, chocolate
Coffee bean - Starbucks and Costa for untaxed profits and overpriced beans
Chili bean - same as kidney beans but you put them in chili
French bean - long, thin and tasty just like the French
Haricot bean - most baked beans are made from these
Jelly beans - popular sweet that rots your teeth
Jumping beans - not entirely edible, difficult to eat while jumping
Kidney bean - the purple ones that you put in chili
Pinto bean - speckled kidney bean
Refried bean - yuk
Runner bean - they don't really run!
Soya bean - dunno
ed: that's enough beans
Bean Expressions
Bean counter - accountant
Bean feast - a party with food and drink
Bean pole - describing someone tall and thin
Cool beans - when something is cool
Doesn't amount to a hill of beans - doesn't add up to much
Full of beans - full of energy, enthusiasm
Hasn't got a bean - got no money
Has been - once was something, now those days are gone
Not worth a bean - not worth anything
Spill the beans - dish the dirt, tell the truth
Bean feast - a party with food and drink
Bean pole - describing someone tall and thin
Cool beans - when something is cool
Doesn't amount to a hill of beans - doesn't add up to much
Full of beans - full of energy, enthusiasm
Hasn't got a bean - got no money
Has been - once was something, now those days are gone
Not worth a bean - not worth anything
Spill the beans - dish the dirt, tell the truth
Expensive Beans
The price of coffee in a high street outlet may seem high but you pay for the ambience and the smiling face of the barista.
If you buy coffee from the civet cat he may smile even more. The world's most expensive coffee is made from beans passed through the digestive system of a cat.
Note. Attempting to make your own civet beans using the lady next door's cat and some cheaper beans will not impress her or make anything resembling coffee.
If you buy coffee from the civet cat he may smile even more. The world's most expensive coffee is made from beans passed through the digestive system of a cat.
Note. Attempting to make your own civet beans using the lady next door's cat and some cheaper beans will not impress her or make anything resembling coffee.
Famous Beans
Henry Heinz - launched Heinz Baked Beans in 1901
Kardashibean - family of bean shaped women
Melissa Bean - politician
Mr. Bean - British comedy export, you're welcome
O'Bean-Wan Kenobi - Irish Jedi Master
Osama Bean Laden - radical bean
Sean Bean - some actor
Shoshana Bean - singer
Kardashibean - family of bean shaped women
Melissa Bean - politician
Mr. Bean - British comedy export, you're welcome
O'Bean-Wan Kenobi - Irish Jedi Master
Osama Bean Laden - radical bean
Sean Bean - some actor
Shoshana Bean - singer
Films About Beans
Beanbie - bean leaves its tin, hilarity ensues with important messages
Blazing Saddles - the bit with the beans obviously
Citizen Bean - media bean magnet
Harry Potter and His Special Bean - Harry gives up magic to play with his bean
Lord of the Beans - Frodo tucks in
Obbeanheimer - explosive results
Seven Beans for Seven Brothers - remake, during scriptwriters strike
SuperBean - is it a bird, is it a plane? Er, no, clue's in the title
Blazing Saddles - the bit with the beans obviously
Citizen Bean - media bean magnet
Harry Potter and His Special Bean - Harry gives up magic to play with his bean
Lord of the Beans - Frodo tucks in
Obbeanheimer - explosive results
Seven Beans for Seven Brothers - remake, during scriptwriters strike
SuperBean - is it a bird, is it a plane? Er, no, clue's in the title
Jack and the Beanstalk Warning
A reference to this so-called fairy tale was made earlier in the page. It was intended as light-hearted humor and the owner of this website does not condone in any way the actions of Jack and his bean-related adventures.
Here are some facts issued by the Department for Magic Bean Safety.
Do not buy beans from strangers.
Do not talk to strangers.
Do not plant unknown vegetable matter without permission from Monsanto.
Do not climb tall plants without safety gear, hat, climbing ropes and adult supervision.
It is against the law to steal poultry of any kind especially from unfriendly giants.
Golden eggs or beans are taxable income and need to be declared to your revenue office.
Remember. If a stranger offers you 'magic' beans just say no.
Here are some facts issued by the Department for Magic Bean Safety.
Do not buy beans from strangers.
Do not talk to strangers.
Do not plant unknown vegetable matter without permission from Monsanto.
Do not climb tall plants without safety gear, hat, climbing ropes and adult supervision.
It is against the law to steal poultry of any kind especially from unfriendly giants.
Golden eggs or beans are taxable income and need to be declared to your revenue office.
Remember. If a stranger offers you 'magic' beans just say no.
Quotes
To bean or not to bean - Shakespeare
Bean me up Scottie - Captain Kirk
Bean me up Scottie - Captain Kirk
Sculpture - The Chicago Bean
"Cloud Gate" is a giant artwork by Anish Kapoor in Chicago.
There are lots of long arty words on Wiki which talk about dynamics, space and probably world peace.
The correct description is an odd-shaped cloud which people walk under while taking selfies.
The locals call it the Chicago Bean which makes it the perfect sculpture for the Windy City.
There are lots of long arty words on Wiki which talk about dynamics, space and probably world peace.
The correct description is an odd-shaped cloud which people walk under while taking selfies.
The locals call it the Chicago Bean which makes it the perfect sculpture for the Windy City.
Social Beans
beanBay - for second hand beans
Beander - meet like-minded beans
Beddit - swapping links
Bitter (now X) - tweets about other beans
FaceBean - share with friendly beans
InstaBean - beautiful bean pics
OnlyBeans - for adult beans
PidPod - selfies of beans
Beander - meet like-minded beans
Beddit - swapping links
Bitter (now X) - tweets about other beans
FaceBean - share with friendly beans
InstaBean - beautiful bean pics
OnlyBeans - for adult beans
PidPod - selfies of beans
Songs
Jillie Bean - Michael Jackson
Let It Bean - Beatles
Mr. Bean Theme - Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
The Bean Beanie - David Bowie
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Beans
Let It Bean - Beatles
Mr. Bean Theme - Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean)
Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
The Bean Beanie - David Bowie
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Beans
Words For Bean Punning
Handy words for making up your own bean puns.
beans, legume, pod, runner, string plus all the bean types previously mentioned.
beans, legume, pod, runner, string plus all the bean types previously mentioned.
Bean And Gone
Hope you enjoyed this bean extravaganza. Leave the windows open on the way out.