Funny Cheese Puns!
A page of cheese puns, jokes and humor on the subject of this magnificent foodstuff.
Cheesily pleased with puns? Let's milk it. Some of the puns are cheesy but no costs are in curd.
Is this page any good? You cheddar believe it.
Let's cut the cheese and smell that fine aroma. It's brielliant.
So if you are someone who likes pure cheesiness from start to finish, follow this whey to gorge yourself.
Here are the puns.
Cheesily pleased with puns? Let's milk it. Some of the puns are cheesy but no costs are in curd.
Is this page any good? You cheddar believe it.
Let's cut the cheese and smell that fine aroma. It's brielliant.
So if you are someone who likes pure cheesiness from start to finish, follow this whey to gorge yourself.
Here are the puns.
Cheese Rolling Gifts >>
Puns
biblical cheese - Edam and Eve, Cain and Babybel
cheese dog did a curd on the carpet
cheese rules the world - hallouminati
cheese worker had to move - it was a feta comply
exploding cheese left a lot of de brie
in the city of cheese book a room at the Stilton
inquiry into political cheeses will be biparmesan
militant cheese - Balsamic fonduementalist
no crackers, don't have Emmental breakdown
playing cheese tennis with a cheese ball and a raclette
retired cheese gave up the daily rind
said goodbye to cheese with fondue farewells
the beta the feta, the less you regreta
ungrateful cheese - you ingrate
when deciding on a Welsh cheese - choose caerphilly
whey too much information, curd you be more specific?
won a cheese in the raffle - it was a quark of fate
working lunch with an Apple Mac and cheese
cheese dog did a curd on the carpet
cheese rules the world - hallouminati
cheese worker had to move - it was a feta comply
exploding cheese left a lot of de brie
in the city of cheese book a room at the Stilton
inquiry into political cheeses will be biparmesan
militant cheese - Balsamic fonduementalist
no crackers, don't have Emmental breakdown
playing cheese tennis with a cheese ball and a raclette
retired cheese gave up the daily rind
said goodbye to cheese with fondue farewells
the beta the feta, the less you regreta
ungrateful cheese - you ingrate
when deciding on a Welsh cheese - choose caerphilly
whey too much information, curd you be more specific?
won a cheese in the raffle - it was a quark of fate
working lunch with an Apple Mac and cheese
Roquefort Cheese Pun Gifts >>
Expressions about Cheese
Big cheese - important person
Chalk and cheese - completely different things
Cheesy - corny, kitsch
Cheesed off - fed up, annoyed
Cut the cheese - break wind
Hard cheese - get over it
Chalk and cheese - completely different things
Cheesy - corny, kitsch
Cheesed off - fed up, annoyed
Cut the cheese - break wind
Hard cheese - get over it
Famous People With Cheese Names
Brie-yonce - singer
John Cheese - Monty Python
Kim Curdashian - celeb
Quark Gable - actor
Jane Fondue - actress and activist
Stanley Kubrick - film director
Kate Mozzarella - model
Jeremy Rennet - actor
Swiss Family Robinson - stranded on a dessert island
Paris Stilton - media personality
John Cheese - Monty Python
Kim Curdashian - celeb
Quark Gable - actor
Jane Fondue - actress and activist
Stanley Kubrick - film director
Kate Mozzarella - model
Jeremy Rennet - actor
Swiss Family Robinson - stranded on a dessert island
Paris Stilton - media personality
Big Cheese Gifts >>
Cheese Jokes
A young cheese walks into a bar. "You need to be more mature to get served in here" says the barman.
A cheese tried sitting on a piece of bread. "You must think I'm crackers" said the bread.
When a lady cheese left the office they all sang "For cheese a jolly good fellow".
I had some bad cheese yesterday. It was a Feta worse than death.
A man was squashed in between a piece of cheese and a tough looking fish. He was stuck between a Roquefort and a hard plaice.
A cheese tried sitting on a piece of bread. "You must think I'm crackers" said the bread.
When a lady cheese left the office they all sang "For cheese a jolly good fellow".
I had some bad cheese yesterday. It was a Feta worse than death.
A man was squashed in between a piece of cheese and a tough looking fish. He was stuck between a Roquefort and a hard plaice.
Monty Python Cheese Shop Sketch
There can't be a mention of cheese without referring to the Cheese Shop Sketch by Monty Python.
A customer (John Cleese) tries to buy a variety of cheeses and the cheesemonger (Michael Palin) gives a series of different excuses for why each one is unavailable.
Customer: Can I buy some cheddar?
Cheesemonger: None left sir, the cat ate it
This continues for some time as John Cleese gradually loses it.
43 different cheeses are mentioned in the original sketch!
A customer (John Cleese) tries to buy a variety of cheeses and the cheesemonger (Michael Palin) gives a series of different excuses for why each one is unavailable.
Customer: Can I buy some cheddar?
Cheesemonger: None left sir, the cat ate it
This continues for some time as John Cleese gradually loses it.
43 different cheeses are mentioned in the original sketch!
Keep Calm Cheese Pun Gifts >>
Movies and TV
Brie Encounter - 1945 romance by Noel Coward
Curd Your Enthusiasm - Larry David
East of Edam - John Steinbeck
Edam Busters - WWII
Feta Attraction - bunny fondue
Little Swiss Sunshine - losers can be winners too
Pirates of the Carrie-Brie-an - cheesy Disney
The Gouda, the Bad and the Ugly - Western
Curd Your Enthusiasm - Larry David
East of Edam - John Steinbeck
Edam Busters - WWII
Feta Attraction - bunny fondue
Little Swiss Sunshine - losers can be winners too
Pirates of the Carrie-Brie-an - cheesy Disney
The Gouda, the Bad and the Ugly - Western
Cheese Puns Gifts >>
Cheese Rolling
Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling is a British holiday activity that gets bigger each year thanks to social media and cheese.
People gather to chase rolling cheeses down a steep grassy hill.
Fast food outlets, alcohol and a set of Bank Holiday merrymakers keep tradition live.
Ambulances are on stand by.
People gather to chase rolling cheeses down a steep grassy hill.
Fast food outlets, alcohol and a set of Bank Holiday merrymakers keep tradition live.
Ambulances are on stand by.
Social Cheeses
eBrie - for second hand cheese
FaceBlue - stay in touch
Grater - meet like-minded cheeses
InstaGruyere - cheese selfies
OnlyCheese - ooh those lovely cheeses
Rennet - Reddit for cheese fans
StringChat - amusing pics of cheese
WikiParmesan - lots of information
FaceBlue - stay in touch
Grater - meet like-minded cheeses
InstaGruyere - cheese selfies
OnlyCheese - ooh those lovely cheeses
Rennet - Reddit for cheese fans
StringChat - amusing pics of cheese
WikiParmesan - lots of information
Big Cheese Puns >>
Songs
Camembert Necessities - Jungle Book
Cheese and Onions - The Rutles
Great Balls of Cheese - Jerry Lee Lewis
Little Miss Muffet - curds and whey nursery rhyme
Take The Long Whey Home - Supertramp
My Whey - Frank Sinatra
Cheese and Onions - The Rutles
Great Balls of Cheese - Jerry Lee Lewis
Little Miss Muffet - curds and whey nursery rhyme
Take The Long Whey Home - Supertramp
My Whey - Frank Sinatra
Words for Making Cheese Puns
A handy set of words for making up your own cheese puns.
brie, caerphilly, camembert, cheddar, cheese, cheesecake, cheesy, cottage, curds, edam, emmental, feta, fondue, grate, gruyere, halloumi, mac and cheese, mozzarella, parmesan, quark, raclette, rennet, rind, stilton, string, swiss, whey
brie, caerphilly, camembert, cheddar, cheese, cheesecake, cheesy, cottage, curds, edam, emmental, feta, fondue, grate, gruyere, halloumi, mac and cheese, mozzarella, parmesan, quark, raclette, rennet, rind, stilton, string, swiss, whey
The Last Crumbs
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It was a lot to get through in a single sitting so try to stand up carefully.
If you need to open a window now is probably the time.
There is a lot more stuff on this site which has nothing to do with cheese.