Gifts for Conspiracy Theorists
Designs to celebrate conspiracy thinking rather than ridicule it, this is a page of fun gift designs covering a range of popular conspiracy theories.
What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? About six months.
The purpose of these designs is to prompt questions of your political masters, instead of simply accepting their version of today's expedient truth.
Without free-thinking and free speech our supposed vibrant democracy will be worth nothing more than the worst totalitarian regime.
That's the puff. Here's the gifts.
What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? About six months.
The purpose of these designs is to prompt questions of your political masters, instead of simply accepting their version of today's expedient truth.
Without free-thinking and free speech our supposed vibrant democracy will be worth nothing more than the worst totalitarian regime.
That's the puff. Here's the gifts.
77th Brigade
The 77th Brigade are part of the British Army engaged as the UK Cyber Warfare defence team. From countering misinformation to promoting it, the 77th Brigade are an important part of the national security effort dealing with enemies inside and outside our borders.
Next time you read a comment on social media remember to salute. It could be our 77th Brigade hard at work!
You could think of the 77th Brigade like internet shepherds, guiding the sheeple on thinking the right thoughts across the internet. Shutting down the wrong sort of free speech and ensuring no corner is left untainted by government propaganda.
Next time you read a comment on social media remember to salute. It could be our 77th Brigade hard at work!
You could think of the 77th Brigade like internet shepherds, guiding the sheeple on thinking the right thoughts across the internet. Shutting down the wrong sort of free speech and ensuring no corner is left untainted by government propaganda.
Anonymous
Anonymous are a loose affiliation of hackers who attack deep state targets. Sometimes seen as Robin Hood style activists in a good versus evil little guy against the corporations.
They have widespread public support and sympathy when seen to act against clear wrongs and corruption in society. The truth will be murkier than that simplistic assessment.
The problem is that most, if not all, protest and activism has been infiltrated and used by the very forces these people think they are acting against.
The plus point is that at least they are doing something. When a vote every four years is meaningless, what else can people do?
They have widespread public support and sympathy when seen to act against clear wrongs and corruption in society. The truth will be murkier than that simplistic assessment.
The problem is that most, if not all, protest and activism has been infiltrated and used by the very forces these people think they are acting against.
The plus point is that at least they are doing something. When a vote every four years is meaningless, what else can people do?
Climate Scam
As 70,000, yes 70,000, delegates fly round the world to attend COP28 it seems a good time to load a climate scam design.
If there were any real problem, none of these people would be flying anywhere.
The only problem is their desire for more control and taxation.
If there were any real problem, none of these people would be flying anywhere.
The only problem is their desire for more control and taxation.
Comply
You can comply with everything they say. Or not.
We are born with free will. The system tries to convince us otherwise but there is no mandate for that.
Use your Never Comply birthright and celebrate freedom.
We are born with free will. The system tries to convince us otherwise but there is no mandate for that.
Use your Never Comply birthright and celebrate freedom.
Conspiracy Theorist
The labelling of anyone who challenges the official narrative as a conspiracy theorist was described in 1967 by the CIA as a way to silence opposition. It was a clever and effective way to stop alternative thought or interpretation of facts.
Although the term "conspiracy theory" has long been assumed to imply a negative connotation there is reason to believe it is now more recognised as an indicator of free thinking. Thanks to overuse by press and politicians eager to avoid debate the phrase has changed its meaning.
Although the term "conspiracy theory" has long been assumed to imply a negative connotation there is reason to believe it is now more recognised as an indicator of free thinking. Thanks to overuse by press and politicians eager to avoid debate the phrase has changed its meaning.
Deep State
The Deep State refers to the shadowy figures who have real control. Not the puppet leaders elected through a pointless democratic vote every few years.
This lunatic conspiracy idea would have you believe that real power lies in the hands of a select few. Names like George Soros and Klaus Schwab feature regularly, but if you think you know who is running things you are probably wrong.
The idea of Deep State means there is little point in voting or protesting. May as well enjoy life while you can!
This lunatic conspiracy idea would have you believe that real power lies in the hands of a select few. Names like George Soros and Klaus Schwab feature regularly, but if you think you know who is running things you are probably wrong.
The idea of Deep State means there is little point in voting or protesting. May as well enjoy life while you can!
Facebook is an invasive, privacy abusing, control machine. It is a brilliant idea. Get people to share their likes, friends, travel plans... their life basically. Use that information to target product placement, filter news feeds, assist government messaging and more.
Make loads of money while doing this and become a monopoly, one of the Big Tech titans. Own politicians and bully countries and you pretty much have freedom to do what you like. Senate hearing? No problem for Mark Z.
If there is one simple thing to do to improve your mental wellbeing and protect yourself and your friends, it is to leave Facebook permanently.
Make loads of money while doing this and become a monopoly, one of the Big Tech titans. Own politicians and bully countries and you pretty much have freedom to do what you like. Senate hearing? No problem for Mark Z.
If there is one simple thing to do to improve your mental wellbeing and protect yourself and your friends, it is to leave Facebook permanently.
Fake News
The ludicrous fake news term is regularly used to dismiss the facts and alternative facts of different sides in the political debate.
The end effect being that it is impossible to tell what is real news and what is not.
Into this void empty of honesty comes conspiracy and propaganda from government, media players and other dark forces.
It is not a new idea - the common people have always been lied to. The internet just made it faster.
Or did I make that up?
The end effect being that it is impossible to tell what is real news and what is not.
Into this void empty of honesty comes conspiracy and propaganda from government, media players and other dark forces.
It is not a new idea - the common people have always been lied to. The internet just made it faster.
Or did I make that up?
Flat Earther
The purpose of the Flat Earth movement is to discredit debate around everything else. It is a genuine conspiracy promoted by bad actors against free thinkers.
The idea being to link a nonsensical Flat Earth theory with all the other ideas and questions that should be up for debate in a free society.
Have questions about the moon landings, climate change or the vaccines? You must be a flat-earther.
By lumping all the questions together and focusing on the most easily disprovable it creates an image in the public mind of silly conspiracy theorists. An easy target to throw mud at.
So no. Not a Flat Earther or a Tin Foil Hatter. But everything else is up for grabs.
The idea being to link a nonsensical Flat Earth theory with all the other ideas and questions that should be up for debate in a free society.
Have questions about the moon landings, climate change or the vaccines? You must be a flat-earther.
By lumping all the questions together and focusing on the most easily disprovable it creates an image in the public mind of silly conspiracy theorists. An easy target to throw mud at.
So no. Not a Flat Earther or a Tin Foil Hatter. But everything else is up for grabs.
Flying Saucers
Aliens in revolving saucer shaped spacecraft visit earth.
It's a big universe. Anything is theoretically possible.
It's a big universe. Anything is theoretically possible.
Free Speech
We used to pride ourselves on having free speech. The freedoms in our Western countries made us so much better than nasty authoritarian governments.
Nowadays our governments seem determined to shut down free speech whenever it disagrees with their current position.
This cool free speech design show the words having been censored. It's supposed to be funny, with a point to make.
Nowadays our governments seem determined to shut down free speech whenever it disagrees with their current position.
This cool free speech design show the words having been censored. It's supposed to be funny, with a point to make.
Hoax, Lies, Fake
Hoax Lies Fake is a design that incorporates some popular conspiracy theories. From the Twin Towers of 911, through the Moon Landings, Illuminati, Wind Power, Red Pill Blue Pill, Vaccine, Dollar, CCTV and the JFK assassination, there is plenty to go Googling for.
Although Google has rather thrown away its usefulness by deliberately disappearing inconvenient truths. How ironic when a Google for Inconvenient Truth will no doubt list Al Gore's film as its top result. I checked. It does.
Although Google has rather thrown away its usefulness by deliberately disappearing inconvenient truths. How ironic when a Google for Inconvenient Truth will no doubt list Al Gore's film as its top result. I checked. It does.
I Do Not Comply
Some people don't believe what their leaders tell them.
This used to be regarded as a good thing. Independent free-thinking, choosing to go your own way instead of following the herd.
The design shows the sheep obeying the latest Comply instruction.
Our hero, or you if you're so inclined, heads in their own direction.
This used to be regarded as a good thing. Independent free-thinking, choosing to go your own way instead of following the herd.
The design shows the sheep obeying the latest Comply instruction.
Our hero, or you if you're so inclined, heads in their own direction.
Lizard People
The thought of lizard people coming from another planet and hiding in plain sight among us is a fun idea. It also helps to identify harmless conspiracists for mocking, attacking and if all else fails... cancelling.
Swap the term lizard people for unelected elite and the picture blurs a little. There is a separate class of person wielding immense control and power. They sit above our puppet politicians, celebrities, religious and business leaders. We have no idea who they are.
Swap the term lizard people for unelected elite and the picture blurs a little. There is a separate class of person wielding immense control and power. They sit above our puppet politicians, celebrities, religious and business leaders. We have no idea who they are.
Mainstream Media
Spot the conspiracist when they use terms like MSM to describe the traditional tried and trusted news and media organizations. "MS what?" says the normie. You try to explain how they are being lied to and manipulated while their eyes glaze over and they cross you off their Xmas card list.
There is no going back once you realize how fake, acted and choreographed the mainstream news media is. How the propaganda is carefully coordinated creating sophisticated nudge operation to move the herd from one place to the next.
There is no going back once you realize how fake, acted and choreographed the mainstream news media is. How the propaganda is carefully coordinated creating sophisticated nudge operation to move the herd from one place to the next.
Mark Of The Beast
Mark Of The Beast design pulls together a number of 'conspiracy' ideas in a single graphic.
With the number 666 in the "M", a barcode in the "A", facemask covering the "O", syringe as the "T", microchip in the "B" and an illuminati eye in the last pyramid letter "A".
A fun graphic playing with the phrase and images to make some kind of statement.
With the number 666 in the "M", a barcode in the "A", facemask covering the "O", syringe as the "T", microchip in the "B" and an illuminati eye in the last pyramid letter "A".
A fun graphic playing with the phrase and images to make some kind of statement.
Obey Sheep
As censorship of free speech and thought gathers pace across the internet, social and mainstream media and politics - it becomes increasingly hard to promote graphics with alternative messages.
Every week big companies such as Google, Facebook, Twitter and Amazon increase their restrictions and rules in order to shape and force a political narrative on the people. Long gone is the idea of the net as a place for free speech, thought and comment.
Hence the design below which attempts to create a tiny bit of subversion without falling foul of these most biased of thought police. Until they ban sarcasm of course which is surely just around the corner.
Every week big companies such as Google, Facebook, Twitter and Amazon increase their restrictions and rules in order to shape and force a political narrative on the people. Long gone is the idea of the net as a place for free speech, thought and comment.
Hence the design below which attempts to create a tiny bit of subversion without falling foul of these most biased of thought police. Until they ban sarcasm of course which is surely just around the corner.
Question Everything
It would seem that everything we are told in terms of government narrative is economical with the truth, or downright false.
Sometimes the lies are exposed, sometimes not.
It would be nice to have a day off from questioning once in a while. To be able to soak up the messaging and let it wash over you in a soporific haze.
When you respond to their pronouncements with a "Why?" their stories often unravel.
Sometimes the lies are exposed, sometimes not.
It would be nice to have a day off from questioning once in a while. To be able to soak up the messaging and let it wash over you in a soporific haze.
When you respond to their pronouncements with a "Why?" their stories often unravel.
Red Pill
The famous quote from the Matrix film illustrated using the words and a pill-shaped "I". With other red pills and a white rabbit peering out of the "D" it makes a cool graphic for fans.
Getting red-pilled is common shorthand reference for people who feel genuinely awakened rather than just 'woke'.
However, once you take the red pill you can't go back. Dive into the rabbit hole at your own risk.
Getting red-pilled is common shorthand reference for people who feel genuinely awakened rather than just 'woke'.
However, once you take the red pill you can't go back. Dive into the rabbit hole at your own risk.
Release The Kraken
Basically means let the thing out, whatever the thing happens to be. Could be something as dangerous as the truth, or lawyers.
Memorably uttered by Sidney Powell when discussing legal actions against the initial results of 2020 US Presidential Election.
The chances are relatively high that those who know what's best for us will quickly ban this phrase from social media mentions or merchandise in case it becomes too dangerous for people to be confronted with.
Memorably uttered by Sidney Powell when discussing legal actions against the initial results of 2020 US Presidential Election.
The chances are relatively high that those who know what's best for us will quickly ban this phrase from social media mentions or merchandise in case it becomes too dangerous for people to be confronted with.
Sheeple
Sheeple is a derogatory term for the masses. The dumb animals who are easily manipulated by fake media, politicians and the rest of the propaganda show. The bread and circuses brigade who love shiny things and stay clear of troubling thoughts.
These sheeple seem to be benign, placid, soft and yielding. No threat to anyone. This is a mirage. The sheep can be turned into a rabid mob intent on destroying the unbelievers, the deniers, the alternative thinkers.
They are perhaps the most important cog in the corrupt democratic process. They are a threat to anyone who dares to see the world differently.
I don't like them much.
These sheeple seem to be benign, placid, soft and yielding. No threat to anyone. This is a mirage. The sheep can be turned into a rabid mob intent on destroying the unbelievers, the deniers, the alternative thinkers.
They are perhaps the most important cog in the corrupt democratic process. They are a threat to anyone who dares to see the world differently.
I don't like them much.
Tin Foil Hat
Tin Foil Hat is a lazy way to dismiss the genuine concerns of people.
It is also a badge of pride. Wear it!
It is also a badge of pride. Wear it!
Truther
What is a truther? Seems simple enough. A truther is someone who seeks the truth.
The truth is not necessarily found in small corners of the internet where like-minded people gather in echo chambers. Neither is it delivered via politicians and mainstream media. It requires sifting through available knowledge and information and coming to a conclusion that suits you.
That becomes your truth. Your truth may not be the same as that of other people. It may not even be true. As soon as you add political thoughts, especially your own, the chances of it being the real truth start to diminish. I think this therefore that must be true.
Keep looking.
The truth is not necessarily found in small corners of the internet where like-minded people gather in echo chambers. Neither is it delivered via politicians and mainstream media. It requires sifting through available knowledge and information and coming to a conclusion that suits you.
That becomes your truth. Your truth may not be the same as that of other people. It may not even be true. As soon as you add political thoughts, especially your own, the chances of it being the real truth start to diminish. I think this therefore that must be true.
Keep looking.
9/11 and the Twin Towers
The attack on 9/11 was carried out September 11 2001. A spectacularly successful terrorist attack watched by billions on rolling news as the planes hit and the towers subsequently collapsed.
There is a whole rabbit warren of theories to travel down and investigate for those with time on their hands.
Slightly curious is the lack of similar attacks and collapsing skyscrapers since that time. One might have expected our enemies around the world to be repeating this type of atrocity on a regular basis.
Fun facts about buildings.
The two towers collapsed within a couple of hours of each other. Two planes, two buildings, two collapses.
Building seven, not flown into, collapsed neatly into its footprint five hours later.
Number of collapsing skyscrapers seen before or since 9/11. Zero.
A hijacker passport was found near the towers a week later. Here is link to a Guardian article about Convenient Evidence, back when the word conspiracy wasn't quite so dirty as it now is. And neither was the Guardian.
There is a whole rabbit warren of theories to travel down and investigate for those with time on their hands.
Slightly curious is the lack of similar attacks and collapsing skyscrapers since that time. One might have expected our enemies around the world to be repeating this type of atrocity on a regular basis.
Fun facts about buildings.
The two towers collapsed within a couple of hours of each other. Two planes, two buildings, two collapses.
Building seven, not flown into, collapsed neatly into its footprint five hours later.
Number of collapsing skyscrapers seen before or since 9/11. Zero.
A hijacker passport was found near the towers a week later. Here is link to a Guardian article about Convenient Evidence, back when the word conspiracy wasn't quite so dirty as it now is. And neither was the Guardian.