Funny Dog Puns!
A page of humorous dog puns, jokes, illustrations and anything else that's fun around our best friend.
A doggy delight for pawsome dog companions and professional dog walkers alike.
No ending up in the doghouse with a dog's dinner for this set of puns.
With dogged determination let's dig up some old dog jokes and see where our noses take us.
Lead on, it's time for walkies!
Here are the puns.
A doggy delight for pawsome dog companions and professional dog walkers alike.
No ending up in the doghouse with a dog's dinner for this set of puns.
With dogged determination let's dig up some old dog jokes and see where our noses take us.
Lead on, it's time for walkies!
Here are the puns.
Puns on Dogs
artistic dog - labradoodle
bulldog crossed with a shih tzu - you work it out
collects ball with style - very fetching
damn dog buried my trombone
definitely my dog - here's the bona fides
dog got lost - where wolf
dog park has plenty of barking spaces
dog puns no trouble - we got it licked
dog with a sore throat - husky
dog's lost it - he's gone barking mad
good dog is beyond repooch
green vegetable - collie flower
growling dog seems angrrrrry
fashion passion - doggy style
hot dogs cool down with a pupsicle
how does he feel? Ruff
je t'adore labrador
Jihadi dogs - war on terrier
martial arts dog - Tai Chihuahua
new puppy? need pupdates
religious mother - dogma
retired dog-walker has gone to the dogs
shaggy dog story with a long tall tail
sleepy dog was a basket case
the right dog - pawfect
top dog - impawtent
wash dogs with shampooch
witty dog is a bit of a wag
working dogs have Zoomie meetings
bulldog crossed with a shih tzu - you work it out
collects ball with style - very fetching
damn dog buried my trombone
definitely my dog - here's the bona fides
dog got lost - where wolf
dog park has plenty of barking spaces
dog puns no trouble - we got it licked
dog with a sore throat - husky
dog's lost it - he's gone barking mad
good dog is beyond repooch
green vegetable - collie flower
growling dog seems angrrrrry
fashion passion - doggy style
hot dogs cool down with a pupsicle
how does he feel? Ruff
je t'adore labrador
Jihadi dogs - war on terrier
martial arts dog - Tai Chihuahua
new puppy? need pupdates
religious mother - dogma
retired dog-walker has gone to the dogs
shaggy dog story with a long tall tail
sleepy dog was a basket case
the right dog - pawfect
top dog - impawtent
wash dogs with shampooch
witty dog is a bit of a wag
working dogs have Zoomie meetings
Dog Expressions
a dog's breakfast - a right mess
a dog is man's best friend - ancient companionship
bark worse than bite - mostly it's all just noise
can't teach an old dog new tricks - so don't bother
dog-eared - damaged page in a book
don't keep a dog and bark yourself - let someone else do the work
gone to the dogs - rundown, ruined
I don't have a dog in this fight - not my issue, not my problem
let sleeping dogs lie - obviously
tail wagging the dog - things are the wrong way round
a dog is man's best friend - ancient companionship
bark worse than bite - mostly it's all just noise
can't teach an old dog new tricks - so don't bother
dog-eared - damaged page in a book
don't keep a dog and bark yourself - let someone else do the work
gone to the dogs - rundown, ruined
I don't have a dog in this fight - not my issue, not my problem
let sleeping dogs lie - obviously
tail wagging the dog - things are the wrong way round
Dog Walking With Benefits
Dogs love going out for walks. It is their most exciting part of the day.
Humans like going out for walks too.
Combining a love of dogs, fresh air and exercise, and getting paid for it, is the reward of being a professional dog-walker.
As well as giving a dog a walk you will be helping people who love their dogs but can't always walk them for reasons of time or infirmity.
When the weather is fine and you and the dogs are having fun, there is not much that can beat walking with dogs.
Humans like going out for walks too.
Combining a love of dogs, fresh air and exercise, and getting paid for it, is the reward of being a professional dog-walker.
As well as giving a dog a walk you will be helping people who love their dogs but can't always walk them for reasons of time or infirmity.
When the weather is fine and you and the dogs are having fun, there is not much that can beat walking with dogs.
Old Dog Jokes
My dog has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible.
That dog bit me. Did you put anything on it? No he liked it just as it was.
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I just stepped in a poodle.
Where you going Joe?
Off to buy a dog
What about the smell?
Oh, the dog won't mind
Dog limps into a bar and sees a large grubby rodent
"You dirty rat, you shot my paw"
Asked the dog-walker to take Rover for a ten mile daily walk.
Didn't see her for a week.
The phone rang.
"I'm seventy miles from home" she said.
Dog walker about to enter garden, sees a large dog
Asks owner "Is that dog safe?"
"Sure he is" comes the reply
Dog walker enters garden, gets attacked by dog, just manages to escape
"I thought you said that dog was safe"
"He's safer than you are"
That dog bit me. Did you put anything on it? No he liked it just as it was.
It's raining cats and dogs outside. I just stepped in a poodle.
Where you going Joe?
Off to buy a dog
What about the smell?
Oh, the dog won't mind
Dog limps into a bar and sees a large grubby rodent
"You dirty rat, you shot my paw"
Asked the dog-walker to take Rover for a ten mile daily walk.
Didn't see her for a week.
The phone rang.
"I'm seventy miles from home" she said.
Dog walker about to enter garden, sees a large dog
Asks owner "Is that dog safe?"
"Sure he is" comes the reply
Dog walker enters garden, gets attacked by dog, just manages to escape
"I thought you said that dog was safe"
"He's safer than you are"
Famous Dogs
Fido Castro - revolutionary
Cerberus - Greek dog with three heads
Joe Cocker - Woodstock singer
Dougal - Magic Roundabout
K9 - robot dog in Doctor Who
Lassie - film star dog who finally came home
Muttley - Wacky Races
Brad Pittbull - actor
Pluto - Disney dog
John "Jack" Russell - the creator of the dog by the same name
Schnorbitz - Bernie Winters
Scooby-Doo - cartoon detective dog
Shep - John Noakes and Blue Peter
Snoop Dogg - rapper
Snoopy - Peanuts comic
Wagatha Christie - writer
Cerberus - Greek dog with three heads
Joe Cocker - Woodstock singer
Dougal - Magic Roundabout
K9 - robot dog in Doctor Who
Lassie - film star dog who finally came home
Muttley - Wacky Races
Brad Pittbull - actor
Pluto - Disney dog
John "Jack" Russell - the creator of the dog by the same name
Schnorbitz - Bernie Winters
Scooby-Doo - cartoon detective dog
Shep - John Noakes and Blue Peter
Snoop Dogg - rapper
Snoopy - Peanuts comic
Wagatha Christie - writer
Films About Dogs
101 Dalmatians - Disney, Cruella de Ville
Best In Show - affectionate mockumentary
Lassie Come Home - Elizabeth Taylor at ten years old in 1943
Raiders of the Lost Bark - Indiana Jones
See Spot Run - cute kid, humor, rom com fun
The Incredible Journey - will Bodger make it home
Best In Show - affectionate mockumentary
Lassie Come Home - Elizabeth Taylor at ten years old in 1943
Raiders of the Lost Bark - Indiana Jones
See Spot Run - cute kid, humor, rom com fun
The Incredible Journey - will Bodger make it home
Social Dogs
eBite - for doggy bargains
FaceBark - tell dog friends about your day
LickedIn - find a new doggy position
Poogle - search for that missing poo
OnlyDogs - for hot dog fans
Pawterest - galleries of dogs
Ruffit - Reddit for dogs
SnapChat - for dogs who like snapping
Spoochify - soundtrack for dog-walking
Wagipedia - all you need to know about dogs
YouWoof - dog videos
FaceBark - tell dog friends about your day
LickedIn - find a new doggy position
Poogle - search for that missing poo
OnlyDogs - for hot dog fans
Pawterest - galleries of dogs
Ruffit - Reddit for dogs
SnapChat - for dogs who like snapping
Spoochify - soundtrack for dog-walking
Wagipedia - all you need to know about dogs
YouWoof - dog videos
Songs about Dogs
Hey Bulldog - Beatles
Hound Dog - Elvis
How Much is that Doggie in the Window - Patti Page
I Like Big Mutts And I Can Not Lie - Sir Mix-a-lot
Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward
Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
Hound Dog - Elvis
How Much is that Doggie in the Window - Patti Page
I Like Big Mutts And I Can Not Lie - Sir Mix-a-lot
Mad Dogs and Englishmen - Noel Coward
Who Let the Dogs Out - Baha Men
Working Dogs
Companions - a faithful friend
Customs dogs - sniffers
Guard dogs - alert and biters
Guide dogs - helping blind people
Hunting dogs - catching prey, flushing it out
Rescue dogs - finding people
Retrievers - retrieving prey
Vermin despatchers - terriers
Customs dogs - sniffers
Guard dogs - alert and biters
Guide dogs - helping blind people
Hunting dogs - catching prey, flushing it out
Rescue dogs - finding people
Retrievers - retrieving prey
Vermin despatchers - terriers
Words for Making Dog Puns
Some handy words for dog punning.
bark, basket, bite, bone, canine, collar, dog, doggy, fetch, growl, here, hound, lick, mutt, pack, paw, pooch, pup, puppy, tail, training, stay, wag, wait, walk, walkies, woof, zoomie
bark, basket, bite, bone, canine, collar, dog, doggy, fetch, growl, here, hound, lick, mutt, pack, paw, pooch, pup, puppy, tail, training, stay, wag, wait, walk, walkies, woof, zoomie
Dog-End
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Time to go walkies.
Time to go walkies.