Driving Puns

From first driving lessons through to mobility scooters - and a host of cars in between - driving is a large part of many people's lives.

Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or idiot behind the wheel of the motor car.

After the invention of the wheel came the pun. 

​Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.

Puns

There are few puns as yet because the page is undergoing urgent repairs.  Signs, traffic cones and roadworks are in evidence along with a large hole in the content.

We are sorry for any delays.  Have a nice journey.

​Paying for roads takes its toll
​More roadworks - oh bollards
Count chicks in a hatchback

​Wear a dress and go drag racing
​Drive into a river and dip your headlights
Slippery surface on Skid Row
​Tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry

People

Chevy Chase - actor
Vin Diesel - actor
​Minnie Driver - actress
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Harrison Ford - actor
​Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer

Films

Baby Driver - sadly disappointing film
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
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​The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
​Speed - don't stop the bus

Songs

Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
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​Passenger - Iggy Pop
​Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
​Route 66 - Chuck Berry

Pit Stop

After all that high-octane excitement this page needs to refuel and change the tyres.

As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.

​Thanks for waiting.