Driving Puns
From first driving lessons through to mobility scooters - and a host of cars in between - driving is a large part of many people's lives.
Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or idiot behind the wheel of the motor car.
After the invention of the wheel came the pun.
Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.
Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or idiot behind the wheel of the motor car.
After the invention of the wheel came the pun.
Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.
Puns
There are few puns as yet because the page is undergoing urgent repairs. Signs, traffic cones and roadworks are in evidence along with a large hole in the content.
We are sorry for any delays. Have a nice journey.
Paying for roads takes its toll
More roadworks - oh bollards
Count chicks in a hatchback
Wear a dress and go drag racing
Drive into a river and dip your headlights
Slippery surface on Skid Row
Tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry
We are sorry for any delays. Have a nice journey.
Paying for roads takes its toll
More roadworks - oh bollards
Count chicks in a hatchback
Wear a dress and go drag racing
Drive into a river and dip your headlights
Slippery surface on Skid Row
Tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry
Driving Test Gifts >>
People
Chevy Chase - actor
Vin Diesel - actor
Minnie Driver - actress
Harrison Ford - actor
Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer
Vin Diesel - actor
Minnie Driver - actress
Harrison Ford - actor
Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer
Films
Baby Driver - sadly disappointing film
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
Speed - don't stop the bus
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
Speed - don't stop the bus
Songs
Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Passenger - Iggy Pop
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Route 66 - Chuck Berry
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Highway to Hell - AC/DC
Passenger - Iggy Pop
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Route 66 - Chuck Berry
Pit Stop
After all that high-octane excitement this page needs to refuel and change the tyres.
As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.
Thanks for waiting.
As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.
Thanks for waiting.