Driving Puns

From first driving lessons through to mobility scooters and a host of cars in between, driving is a large part of many people's lives.

Self-driving automation promises to come along and take the fun out of it but for now it is mostly man, woman or idiot behind the wheel of the motor car.

A bigger threat than automation is the oncoming juggernaut of green electric motoring. This means the end of fossil fuel foolery and fun for motorists.

After the invention of the wheel came the pun.

Let's step on the gas and see how many PPH - puns per hour - we can reach.

Keep Calm Driving Test shows a driving instructor and pupil taking test in funny car cartoon. The instructor is panicking but the new driver is calmly handling the car. A good luck, keep calm message for anyone looking to take their test.

Keep Calm Driving Test Gifts >>

Puns

There are few puns as yet because the page is undergoing urgent repairs. Signs, traffic cones and roadworks are in evidence along with a large hole in the content.

We are sorry for any delays. Have a nice journey.

Paying for roads takes its toll
More roadworks - oh bollards
Count chicks in a hatchback

Wear a dress and go drag racing
Drive into a river and dip your headlights
Slippery surface on Skid Row
Tongue-twister - red lorry yellow lorry

Spark Plug Mechanic design is a hand drawn spark plug for anyone who works on cars from professional mechanics to weekend enthusiasts. A key component of the internal combustion engine celebrated in a fun graphic style.

Spark Plug Mechanic Gifts >>

People

Chevy Chase - actor
Vin Diesel - actor
Minnie Driver - actress

Harrison Ford - actor
Hugh Laurie - actor
Van Morrison - singer

Classic style long drag racing car - a dragster

Drag Racing Gifts >>

Expressions

Burn rubber - drive in an erratic manner for extra pleasure
Petrolhead - car enthusiast
Step on the gas - go a bit faster

Films

Baby Driver - sadly disappointing film
Back to the Future - for the DeLorean
Drive - excellent gripping thriller

Easy Rider - sixties road bike film
The Fast and The Furious - fast cars
Speed - don't stop the bus

Karting with helmet wearing kart racer in red kart

Karting Gifts >>

Songs

Born to be Wild - Steppenwolf
Car Wash - Rose Royce
Highway to Hell - AC/DC

Passenger - Iggy Pop
Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads
Route 66 - Chuck Berry

Petrolhead V8 graphic celebrates the classic V8 internal combustion engine. Using the V like the engine block to illustrate a pair of pistons and showing a spark plug inside the 8, the design makes a fun statement for muscle car fans and car enthusiasts.

Petrolhead V8 Gifts >>

Pit Stop

After all that high-octane excitement this page needs to refuel and change the tyres.

As the writing game is slightly slower than motor racing an average stop takes about three months.

Thanks for waiting.

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