Duck Puns
The duck is a multi-talented creature being able to walk, swim, dive and fly. It is also handy for making a few puns.
Less handy for rhyming as there is always a danger of profanity lurking.
There is none of that business on this page.
Clean fresh puns for this friendly aquatic bird.
So, if it looks like a duck pun page, talks like a duck pun page and walks like one - it probably is one.
Here are the puns.
Less handy for rhyming as there is always a danger of profanity lurking.
There is none of that business on this page.
Clean fresh puns for this friendly aquatic bird.
So, if it looks like a duck pun page, talks like a duck pun page and walks like one - it probably is one.
Here are the puns.
Puns
affectionate greeting - hello ducky
author duck won the No Bill Prize
cheese for posh Royal ducks - quark
doctor duck is a bit of a quack
drake hoping to pull a Xmas quacker
duck feathers get me down
duck has more quack than Hunter Biden
ducks on a train - all change at Paddlington
fainted when she saw the size of the bill
fast duck - put the paddle to the waddle
lucky duck just wings it
mad duck has gone quackers
President Duck and the Bill of Rights
ready for a duck ride? - duckle up
rich duck feather's his nest
Royal ducks at Duckingham Palace
stomach problems? - take a quaxative
up duck creek without a paddle
author duck won the No Bill Prize
cheese for posh Royal ducks - quark
doctor duck is a bit of a quack
drake hoping to pull a Xmas quacker
duck feathers get me down
duck has more quack than Hunter Biden
ducks on a train - all change at Paddlington
fainted when she saw the size of the bill
fast duck - put the paddle to the waddle
lucky duck just wings it
mad duck has gone quackers
President Duck and the Bill of Rights
ready for a duck ride? - duckle up
rich duck feather's his nest
Royal ducks at Duckingham Palace
stomach problems? - take a quaxative
up duck creek without a paddle
Expressions
"Duck!" - shouted warning to get down
ducks in a row - organized
if it looks like a duck - it clearly is
lame duck - something that isn't much use
out for a duck - a zero score in cricket innings
sitting duck - easy target
water off a ducks back - shrug it off
ducks in a row - organized
if it looks like a duck - it clearly is
lame duck - something that isn't much use
out for a duck - a zero score in cricket innings
sitting duck - easy target
water off a ducks back - shrug it off
Famous Ducks
Charlie Drake - comedian Drake's Progress
Sir Francis Drake - Elizabethan explorer
Daffy Duck - Warner Bros
Donald Duck - Disney character
Duck Dastardly - Wacky Races
Duck Ellington - jazz player
Chris Waddle - English footballer
Sir Francis Drake - Elizabethan explorer
Daffy Duck - Warner Bros
Donald Duck - Disney character
Duck Dastardly - Wacky Races
Duck Ellington - jazz player
Chris Waddle - English footballer
Film
Ducks of Hazzard - TV series
Duck Soup - Marx Brothers
The Mighty Ducks - hockey team comedy drama
Duck Soup - Marx Brothers
The Mighty Ducks - hockey team comedy drama
Social Ducks
DuckDuckGo - search engine with privacy
eBill - cheap ducks
FaceDuck - catch up with old friends
OnlyDucks - for duck fans
Nestflix - movies while you sit
Paddleddit - Reddit for ducks
Quacker - swipe left / right for new duck friends
QikQok - pictures of duck celebrities
Waddlepedia - all you need to know
eBill - cheap ducks
FaceDuck - catch up with old friends
OnlyDucks - for duck fans
Nestflix - movies while you sit
Paddleddit - Reddit for ducks
Quacker - swipe left / right for new duck friends
QikQok - pictures of duck celebrities
Waddlepedia - all you need to know
Songs
Disco Duck - Rick Dees
The Ugly Duckling
The Ugly Duckling
Words For Duck Punning
Some handy words for making up your own duck puns.
bill, down, drake, duck, duckling, egg, feather, fly, paddle, quack, swim, waddle, wing
bill, down, drake, duck, duckling, egg, feather, fly, paddle, quack, swim, waddle, wing
Ducking Out
I'm going to duck out of this page now. It started well, drifted a bit and then swam out of view.
Time to quack on with the rest of the internet.
Time to quack on with the rest of the internet.