Fat Puns to Go Large With
A page of fat puns to sensitively deal with the issue of being a little on the large side.
That would be nice and hardly fat phobic at all but frankly boring.
This page plumps for a load of fat jokes in the hope they are not too abusive towards lardy obese people. The point is to make some humor and wordplay.
ed: body positivity are the words you are looking for
Let's put some fat on the bones and try to XL ourselves.
Here are the puns.
That would be nice and hardly fat phobic at all but frankly boring.
This page plumps for a load of fat jokes in the hope they are not too abusive towards lardy obese people. The point is to make some humor and wordplay.
ed: body positivity are the words you are looking for
Let's put some fat on the bones and try to XL ourselves.
Here are the puns.
Puns
carnival at the Lardi Gras
celebrate with a pint of stout
chubby vacuum - liposuction
fat ferry - roll-on / roll-off
Fat Wars with Obese Wan Kenobi
Islamic declaration against large people - fatwa
measure weight gain with a FatBit lethargy tracker
phone for fatties - cellulite
posh Welsh fatty - lardy da
rock and roll with the Gastric Band
Royal fatty - His Lardship, or BurgerKing
sea food diet - see food, eat it
snacktime - jam roly-poly
when two large people fight to a standstill - war of fattrition
where to live - Obese City (obesity)
celebrate with a pint of stout
chubby vacuum - liposuction
fat ferry - roll-on / roll-off
Fat Wars with Obese Wan Kenobi
Islamic declaration against large people - fatwa
measure weight gain with a FatBit lethargy tracker
phone for fatties - cellulite
posh Welsh fatty - lardy da
rock and roll with the Gastric Band
Royal fatty - His Lardship, or BurgerKing
sea food diet - see food, eat it
snacktime - jam roly-poly
when two large people fight to a standstill - war of fattrition
where to live - Obese City (obesity)
Expressions
chewing the fat - having a discussion
fat of the land - the best bits
if music be the food of love - Shakespeare
it ain't over till the fat lady sings - then it's over
praise the lard - and pass the chips
who ate all the pies - football chant
fat of the land - the best bits
if music be the food of love - Shakespeare
it ain't over till the fat lady sings - then it's over
praise the lard - and pass the chips
who ate all the pies - football chant
Famous Fatties
Fatty Arbuckle - actor
Incredible Bulk - comic book hero
Billy Bunter - Greyfriars School anti-hero
Chubby Checker - The Twist
Fats Domino - pianist
Oliver Lardy - comedy actor
Sugar Ray Leonard - boxer
Jelly Roll Morton - pianist
Susie Orbach - author of Fat is a Feminist Issue
Fatboy Slim - Praise Him
Jack Sprat - and Mrs. Sprat
Fatima Whitbread - javelin thrower
Incredible Bulk - comic book hero
Billy Bunter - Greyfriars School anti-hero
Chubby Checker - The Twist
Fats Domino - pianist
Oliver Lardy - comedy actor
Sugar Ray Leonard - boxer
Jelly Roll Morton - pianist
Susie Orbach - author of Fat is a Feminist Issue
Fatboy Slim - Praise Him
Jack Sprat - and Mrs. Sprat
Fatima Whitbread - javelin thrower
Film
Fatal Attraction - mmm, bunny stew
Lard of the Rings - Frodo puts on a few pounds
Life of Pie - yum
Not So Hungry Games - with Fatniss
Shallow Hal - Jack Black in mixed message rom-com
Super Size Me - Morgan Spurlock eats Macs for a month
Lard of the Rings - Frodo puts on a few pounds
Life of Pie - yum
Not So Hungry Games - with Fatniss
Shallow Hal - Jack Black in mixed message rom-com
Super Size Me - Morgan Spurlock eats Macs for a month
Joke
"Inside me there's a thin person trying to get out"
"Just the one?"
"Just the one?"
Lose Weight Nonsense
One shocking theory put around by weirdos and vegetarian types is that if you eat less you can lose weight!
It is confusing marketing from the carrot and celery manufacturers who will do anything to push their pointless stick-shaped vegetables into unsuspecting consumers.
As if anyone thinks eating a stick of celery instead of a beefburger and a packet of crisps will help lose weight!
Next thing you know they will be telling us to exercise more.
It is confusing marketing from the carrot and celery manufacturers who will do anything to push their pointless stick-shaped vegetables into unsuspecting consumers.
As if anyone thinks eating a stick of celery instead of a beefburger and a packet of crisps will help lose weight!
Next thing you know they will be telling us to exercise more.
McDonald's Olympics
The picture below shows three fat sport fans hurrying to the fast food outlet to stock up on burgers, fries and Coke.
It was drawn in response to learning who the main sponsors of the Olympic Games are. Not corporations that might normally be associated with sport or athletics.
How many 100 meter finalists consume Coke and burgers as part of their fitness regime? Not many is my guess.
Anyhow, these guys are in a rush to get their next thousands of calories before watching more athletics from the comfort of their living room.
How do sports, TV, media and fast food corporations justify this bizarre association of unhealthy calories and sporting achievement? Money. It's all about the money.
It was drawn in response to learning who the main sponsors of the Olympic Games are. Not corporations that might normally be associated with sport or athletics.
How many 100 meter finalists consume Coke and burgers as part of their fitness regime? Not many is my guess.
Anyhow, these guys are in a rush to get their next thousands of calories before watching more athletics from the comfort of their living room.
How do sports, TV, media and fast food corporations justify this bizarre association of unhealthy calories and sporting achievement? Money. It's all about the money.
Natural World
Bloater - fish
Chub - fish
Chunky Monkey - a well built monkey
Cow - a large placid animal
Hippo - a large not placid animal
Mallard - duck
Pig - get that snout in the trough
Porkypine - fat AND prickly
Whale - with extra blubber. Land Whale is the non-aquatic version
For more fat creatures see Darwin and Survival of the Fattest
Chub - fish
Chunky Monkey - a well built monkey
Cow - a large placid animal
Hippo - a large not placid animal
Mallard - duck
Pig - get that snout in the trough
Porkypine - fat AND prickly
Whale - with extra blubber. Land Whale is the non-aquatic version
For more fat creatures see Darwin and Survival of the Fattest
Places
Fatmandu
ManFattan
New Pork
Podge City
ManFattan
New Pork
Podge City
Shrinking Clothes
Sometimes clothes can shrink through too much washing or being left in a wardrobe for a year or so. You try them on and they no longer fit.
Then you go off to buy some more and the clothes in the stores have got smaller. What they used to call a forty inch waist is now much tighter and smaller than it used to be.
It is a mystery.
Then you go off to buy some more and the clothes in the stores have got smaller. What they used to call a forty inch waist is now much tighter and smaller than it used to be.
It is a mystery.
Social Fatties
eatBay - second hand food
FatBook - share diet tips with friends and family
CrapChat - show the end results
InstaKiloGram - add weight quickly
OnlyFat - caters to a select audience
Poogle - stay regular
Thinterest - pics of slim weirdos
TumsNet - discuss issues
YouTubs - widescreen video
FatBook - share diet tips with friends and family
CrapChat - show the end results
InstaKiloGram - add weight quickly
OnlyFat - caters to a select audience
Poogle - stay regular
Thinterest - pics of slim weirdos
TumsNet - discuss issues
YouTubs - widescreen video
Songs
All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor
Big Girls (You Are Beautiful) - MIKA
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - Hollies
Savoy Truffle - Beatles
Sugar Sugar - Archies
The Muffin Man - Ella Fitzgerald
Big Girls (You Are Beautiful) - MIKA
Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen
He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother - Hollies
Savoy Truffle - Beatles
Sugar Sugar - Archies
The Muffin Man - Ella Fitzgerald
What to Call Fat People?
Calling someone fat is now the equivalent of verbal abuse or fatphobic.
The word will soon be banned from the dictionary so we cannot upset a lardy overweight person. "Obese", which also means fat, will follow into the ever-growing list of words that must not be used.
So if you need to shout down the street at a fat person - what are you supposed to say? You can't really shout "Who ate all the pies" unless you are at a football match.
It is probably best to say nothing at all. Not unless they are really very fat. Then they will be fairly thick-skinned - which they need to be with all that lard inside them.
"It's not over until you finished singing" is too long-winded.
"Big-boned" may be misconstrued.
"Slow metabolism" doesn't work on any level.
Best to copy what women say when they meet a friend who has put on some weight.
"You look healthy".
The word will soon be banned from the dictionary so we cannot upset a lardy overweight person. "Obese", which also means fat, will follow into the ever-growing list of words that must not be used.
So if you need to shout down the street at a fat person - what are you supposed to say? You can't really shout "Who ate all the pies" unless you are at a football match.
It is probably best to say nothing at all. Not unless they are really very fat. Then they will be fairly thick-skinned - which they need to be with all that lard inside them.
"It's not over until you finished singing" is too long-winded.
"Big-boned" may be misconstrued.
"Slow metabolism" doesn't work on any level.
Best to copy what women say when they meet a friend who has put on some weight.
"You look healthy".
Words for Making Fat Puns
Some handy words for making your own fat puns. For a friend perhaps or someone taking up two seats beside you.
blubber, chubby, chubster, chunky, fat, fatso, fatty, flabby, heavy, lardy, large, obese, overweight, paunchy, plump, podgy, portly, rotund, stout
blubber, chubby, chubster, chunky, fat, fatso, fatty, flabby, heavy, lardy, large, obese, overweight, paunchy, plump, podgy, portly, rotund, stout
Diet Over
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