Funny Fencing Puns!
From the noble art of fencing to the equally noble art of the pun - here is a page dedicated to swordsmanship, penmanship and punmanship.
A collection of fun Fencing puns, jokes and anything humorous to do with the sport of fencing.
Place your sword to one side and scroll gently through this page of fencing related humor.
En garde!
A collection of fun Fencing puns, jokes and anything humorous to do with the sport of fencing.
Place your sword to one side and scroll gently through this page of fencing related humor.
En garde!
Puns
all for one - buy one get one free
drat, foiled again
feint heart never won fair lady
fell for French lady fencer but it was a foily a deux
fencing driving lesson - duel controls
fencer felt the thrust of an argument
fencing mobile has a dueling tone
flashing swordplay made me feel épéeleptic
fortunately, it was only a fleche wound
he parried with quite the riposte
let's lunge, and expunge
let's parry like it's 1999
on the piste again
part-time fencer, part-time sword-swallower
saw his sword and feinted
stopped drinking and fencing, trying to get sabre
supposed to be no swearing but he sword
the first cut is the deepest
these fencing puns should be right up your allez
we dueled and ate with shish kebabs
we fenced with cocktail sticks - felt a little prick
you're up next - bout time
drat, foiled again
feint heart never won fair lady
fell for French lady fencer but it was a foily a deux
fencing driving lesson - duel controls
fencer felt the thrust of an argument
fencing mobile has a dueling tone
flashing swordplay made me feel épéeleptic
fortunately, it was only a fleche wound
he parried with quite the riposte
let's lunge, and expunge
let's parry like it's 1999
on the piste again
part-time fencer, part-time sword-swallower
saw his sword and feinted
stopped drinking and fencing, trying to get sabre
supposed to be no swearing but he sword
the first cut is the deepest
these fencing puns should be right up your allez
we dueled and ate with shish kebabs
we fenced with cocktail sticks - felt a little prick
you're up next - bout time
Expressions
The pen is mightier than the sword - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Lunge is for wimps - Gordon Gekko
Touché or not touché - Shakespeare
Lunge is for wimps - Gordon Gekko
Touché or not touché - Shakespeare
Films
Blade - Wesley Snipes gets his sword out
Duel - early Spielberg chase movie
Holy Grail - Monty Python
Lord of the Rings - lots of old-fashioned swash being buckled
Star Wars - Jedi feel the force with lightsabers!
The Mark of Zorro (1920) - silent movie Douglas Fairbanks
The Three Musketeers (1935) - maximum swashbuckling
Duel - early Spielberg chase movie
Holy Grail - Monty Python
Lord of the Rings - lots of old-fashioned swash being buckled
Star Wars - Jedi feel the force with lightsabers!
The Mark of Zorro (1920) - silent movie Douglas Fairbanks
The Three Musketeers (1935) - maximum swashbuckling
Natural World
Sabre-toothed tiger
Swordfish
Swordfish
Famous Fencers
Aragorn - Lord of the Rings hero
Parry Mason - crime detective
Robin Hood - not just archery, Robin of Loxley was a swordsman too
Parry Mason - crime detective
Robin Hood - not just archery, Robin of Loxley was a swordsman too
Social Fencing
eBlade - secondhand swords
FaceBout - tell family about your exploits
LungedIn - find a new career in fencing
Netfleche - all the fencing movies that you need
OnlyFoils - the best looking foils
Pisterest - collections of fencing pics
Riposteit - Reddit but with wit
Swordify - music while you fence
FaceBout - tell family about your exploits
LungedIn - find a new career in fencing
Netfleche - all the fencing movies that you need
OnlyFoils - the best looking foils
Pisterest - collections of fencing pics
Riposteit - Reddit but with wit
Swordify - music while you fence
Songs about Swordplay
By The Sword - Slash
Dueling Banjos - Deliverance
Stab You In The Heart - Green Day
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens
The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword - Van Morrison
The Sword of Damocles - Rocky Horror
Year of the Knife - Tears For Fears
Dueling Banjos - Deliverance
Stab You In The Heart - Green Day
The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens
The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword - Van Morrison
The Sword of Damocles - Rocky Horror
Year of the Knife - Tears For Fears
Words for Fencing Puns
Some handy words for making puns about fencing.
blade, bout, cut, duel, en garde, épée, feint, fencing, fleche, foil, lunge, parry, piste, riposte, sabre, stab, sword, swordplay, thrust
blade, bout, cut, duel, en garde, épée, feint, fencing, fleche, foil, lunge, parry, piste, riposte, sabre, stab, sword, swordplay, thrust
Épéelogue
That's it for my fencing puns.
Had a good stab at it.
Time to dress our wounds and return to the internet. Lots more stuff on this site, just saying.
Had a good stab at it.
Time to dress our wounds and return to the internet. Lots more stuff on this site, just saying.