Funny Fish Puns
A collection of fish puns. A shoal of fishy tales. A school of fish jokes.
This page contains original aquatic puns and some old ones too.
If we keep a sense of porpoise it should be a whale of a time.
Let's cast our nets down into the deep blue sea and see what the catch of the day looks like.
This page contains original aquatic puns and some old ones too.
If we keep a sense of porpoise it should be a whale of a time.
Let's cast our nets down into the deep blue sea and see what the catch of the day looks like.
Technical note. Although naturalists will tell you fish and mammals are different species this page is inclusive. If it swims, or looks like a fish if you squint a bit, it is on this page.
So stop any carping, get on your pike and treat yourself for the sheer halibut.
Let's dive into this fine kettle of fish puns.
So stop any carping, get on your pike and treat yourself for the sheer halibut.
Let's dive into this fine kettle of fish puns.
Fish Puns
chases mice - catfish
chases cats - dogfish
dancing fish - do the conger eel
deaf fish - use a herring aid
expensive - goldfish
fishy politician spreads hake news
flatfish can be used as plaice mats
hey Rasta fish - want some seaweed?
keep friends close and anemones closer
no plaice like home
old clam is past his shell-by
ok whales - stop harpoon on about it
paper folding - origourami
recharge your electric eel
seafood diet - see food and eat it
second-hand shrimps from a prawn shop
share a little - don't be shellfish
shop at Whalemart
shy fish - Koi
thoughtful - mullet over
the pen is mightier than the swordfish
the world is your lobster
too many puns will give you a haddock
where fish live - Finland
chases cats - dogfish
dancing fish - do the conger eel
deaf fish - use a herring aid
expensive - goldfish
fishy politician spreads hake news
flatfish can be used as plaice mats
hey Rasta fish - want some seaweed?
keep friends close and anemones closer
no plaice like home
old clam is past his shell-by
ok whales - stop harpoon on about it
paper folding - origourami
recharge your electric eel
seafood diet - see food and eat it
second-hand shrimps from a prawn shop
share a little - don't be shellfish
shop at Whalemart
shy fish - Koi
thoughtful - mullet over
the pen is mightier than the swordfish
the world is your lobster
too many puns will give you a haddock
where fish live - Finland
Fishy Expressions
crabby - hacked off
fishy business - dodgy goings on
kettle of fish - a messy or difficult situation. Well this is a fine kettle of fish
plenty more fish in the sea - when you need cheering up after a split
red herring - a false trail
small fry - doesn't amount to much
smells fishy - something doesn't seem right
swimming with the fishes - Mafia style threat
tight lines - good luck message to fisherman
fishy business - dodgy goings on
kettle of fish - a messy or difficult situation. Well this is a fine kettle of fish
plenty more fish in the sea - when you need cheering up after a split
red herring - a false trail
small fry - doesn't amount to much
smells fishy - something doesn't seem right
swimming with the fishes - Mafia style threat
tight lines - good luck message to fisherman
Famous Fish
Marlin Dietrich - actress
Country Joe and the Fish - Woodstock
Carrie Fisher - Star Wars
Stephen Small Fry - writer
Krayfish Brothers - sixties London criminals
Dolphin Lundgren - actor
Bob Marley and the Whalers - reggae band
Kylie Minnow - Aussie singer
Skate Moss - model
Jackson Pollock - artist
Barracuda Obama - ex US President
Ronald RAYgan - another one
Country Joe and the Fish - Woodstock
Carrie Fisher - Star Wars
Stephen Small Fry - writer
Krayfish Brothers - sixties London criminals
Dolphin Lundgren - actor
Bob Marley and the Whalers - reggae band
Kylie Minnow - Aussie singer
Skate Moss - model
Jackson Pollock - artist
Barracuda Obama - ex US President
Ronald RAYgan - another one
Fishy Films
A Fish Called Wanda - comedy
Finding Nemo - cartoon fish fun
Free Willy - killer whale finds freedom
Jaws - the ultimate shark terror - the beaches are open
Octopussy - James Bond, licensed to krill
Sharknado - sharks and tornados in one film
Splash - scientifically speaking a mermaid is half-fish
Starfish Trek - bream me up
Finding Nemo - cartoon fish fun
Free Willy - killer whale finds freedom
Jaws - the ultimate shark terror - the beaches are open
Octopussy - James Bond, licensed to krill
Sharknado - sharks and tornados in one film
Splash - scientifically speaking a mermaid is half-fish
Starfish Trek - bream me up
Jokes
Man with sad looking octopus: "Here's that sick squid I owe you"
Customer: Fish and chips twice please
Chip Shop Worker: I heard you the first time
Customer: Fish and chips twice please
Chip Shop Worker: I heard you the first time
Songs about Fish
I am the walrus - Beatles
No fin compares to you - Prince
Prawn in the USA - Springsteen
Roe, roe, roe your boat - nursery rhyme
Somewhere over the rainbow trout - Judy Garland
Thou shalt have a fishy, when the boat comes in - folk song
No fin compares to you - Prince
Prawn in the USA - Springsteen
Roe, roe, roe your boat - nursery rhyme
Somewhere over the rainbow trout - Judy Garland
Thou shalt have a fishy, when the boat comes in - folk song
Social Fishes
eRay - used fish
Finder - plenty of fish in the sea
Finterest - collections of fish pics
FishBook - stay in touch with the shoal
Gillgle - search the oceans for info
Netfish - movie time
OnlyFish - for fans of good-looking fish
ReeledIn - find a new career
SnapCatch - pics of your latest triumphs
Whelkipedia - full of shellfish information
YouTuna - home videos
Finder - plenty of fish in the sea
Finterest - collections of fish pics
FishBook - stay in touch with the shoal
Gillgle - search the oceans for info
Netfish - movie time
OnlyFish - for fans of good-looking fish
ReeledIn - find a new career
SnapCatch - pics of your latest triumphs
Whelkipedia - full of shellfish information
YouTuna - home videos
The Tail End
That is the end of the line for these fishy puns.
Hopefully it covered all your basses. Whale meet again sometime.
Tight lines!
Hopefully it covered all your basses. Whale meet again sometime.
Tight lines!