Ghost Puns to Lift Your Spirits
A collection of puns, jokes and wordplay on the subject of ghosts.
First a word from our official spooksman.
Booyah!
Recommended as "Scarily good" by the Washington Ghost.
Here are some fangtastic puns and jokes for ghost fans.
First a word from our official spooksman.
Booyah!
Recommended as "Scarily good" by the Washington Ghost.
Here are some fangtastic puns and jokes for ghost fans.
Puns
acting ghost - great stage presence
baby ghosts go to dayscare centers
biographers - ghost-writers
BOOmer - old ghost who is always moaning
cross Bambi with a ghost and get Bamboo
dead goat - Billy Ghost
exhausted ghost "That was my first ectoplasm"
favorite treat - ice scream
ghost audiences are always booing
ghosts can't sing - they got no soul
ghosts make poor liars - you can see straight through them
ghost went to the doctor - he said "I can't see you now"
ghost who scares chickens - poultry-geist
ghostly bird - sea-ghoul
graveyard spring-cleaning - Ghost Dusters
guitar ghosts play the 12 bar boos
Hungarian Halloween recipe - ghoulash
it's party time - bring your own boos
keep fit and exorcise
Langley must be haunted, it's full of spooks
look up an ex-ghoulfriend and visit old haunts
party-time - bring your own boos
phantom sacked for ghost misconduct
remember, some bars don't serve spirits
Russian ghosts spend time in the ghoulag
Santa ghost brings the presence
scary fruit - boonana
scary reindeer - cariboo
search for spirits on Pokemon Ghost
short-sighted ghosts wear spectercles
skyscraper graves - get a tomb with a view
travel on a ghost train
what do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High-spirited
wolves on 31st of October - Howl-o-een
baby ghosts go to dayscare centers
biographers - ghost-writers
BOOmer - old ghost who is always moaning
cross Bambi with a ghost and get Bamboo
dead goat - Billy Ghost
exhausted ghost "That was my first ectoplasm"
favorite treat - ice scream
ghost audiences are always booing
ghosts can't sing - they got no soul
ghosts make poor liars - you can see straight through them
ghost went to the doctor - he said "I can't see you now"
ghost who scares chickens - poultry-geist
ghostly bird - sea-ghoul
graveyard spring-cleaning - Ghost Dusters
guitar ghosts play the 12 bar boos
Hungarian Halloween recipe - ghoulash
it's party time - bring your own boos
keep fit and exorcise
Langley must be haunted, it's full of spooks
look up an ex-ghoulfriend and visit old haunts
party-time - bring your own boos
phantom sacked for ghost misconduct
remember, some bars don't serve spirits
Russian ghosts spend time in the ghoulag
Santa ghost brings the presence
scary fruit - boonana
scary reindeer - cariboo
search for spirits on Pokemon Ghost
short-sighted ghosts wear spectercles
skyscraper graves - get a tomb with a view
travel on a ghost train
what do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High-spirited
wolves on 31st of October - Howl-o-een
Expressions about Ghosts
Ghost poster - someone banned from a forum or social media without realizing
Ghost town - a place that was once thriving but is now an empty shell
Given up the ghost - died
Not a ghost of a chance - no chance at all
You look like you just saw a ghost - when someone looks shocked, surprised or scared
Ghost town - a place that was once thriving but is now an empty shell
Given up the ghost - died
Not a ghost of a chance - no chance at all
You look like you just saw a ghost - when someone looks shocked, surprised or scared
Famous Ghosts
Names of people that sound like ghosts
Ghouly Andrews - actress / singer Sound of Music
Seance Bean - actor
Boodica - ghostly Celtic queen
Inspectre Clouseau - Peter Sellers comic character
Matt Demon - actor
Spook Dogg - rapper
Scary Grant - actor
Tomb Hanks - actor
Boo Marley - his spirit lives on
Meryl Shriek - scary actress
Steven Spellberg - film producer
Wraith Witherspoon - actress
Ghouly Andrews - actress / singer Sound of Music
Seance Bean - actor
Boodica - ghostly Celtic queen
Inspectre Clouseau - Peter Sellers comic character
Matt Demon - actor
Spook Dogg - rapper
Scary Grant - actor
Tomb Hanks - actor
Boo Marley - his spirit lives on
Meryl Shriek - scary actress
Steven Spellberg - film producer
Wraith Witherspoon - actress
Films about Ghosts
Some of these are scary, some are fun
Beetlejuice - do NOT say his name
Casper - cute little ghost
Ghost - the one with the potter's wheel
Ghost Rider - watch out sinners
Ghostbusters - don't cross the streams
Poltergeist - haunting horror, scary
The Muppet Xmas Carol - past, present and future ghost fun
The Shining - Here's Johnny
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis with a twist
Beetlejuice - do NOT say his name
Casper - cute little ghost
Ghost - the one with the potter's wheel
Ghost Rider - watch out sinners
Ghostbusters - don't cross the streams
Poltergeist - haunting horror, scary
The Muppet Xmas Carol - past, present and future ghost fun
The Shining - Here's Johnny
The Sixth Sense - Bruce Willis with a twist
Halloween Facts and Superstitions
All Hallow's Eve occurs on the 31st October each year.
Pumpkins are decorated by cutting a face out of them and putting a candle inside. Some people light the candle. These are called "Jack O' Lanterns" .
In some neighbourhoods children "Trick or Treat". The idea being to threaten people in a fun way until they give you a treat.
Sensible home-owners will buy a stock of chocolate and candy goodies to give to children when they come knocking. This will help ward off the evil spirits or little devils.
Halloween is a night for staying up late, eating treats until you are sick, behaving badly and listening to scary stories.
And it is great for children too.
Pumpkins are decorated by cutting a face out of them and putting a candle inside. Some people light the candle. These are called "Jack O' Lanterns" .
In some neighbourhoods children "Trick or Treat". The idea being to threaten people in a fun way until they give you a treat.
Sensible home-owners will buy a stock of chocolate and candy goodies to give to children when they come knocking. This will help ward off the evil spirits or little devils.
Halloween is a night for staying up late, eating treats until you are sick, behaving badly and listening to scary stories.
And it is great for children too.
Knock, Knock... Ghost!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
If you're going to cry I won't tell you
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
If you're going to cry I won't tell you
Pumpkin Puns
Fat pumpkin - plumpkin
Bouncing one - jumpkin
Country relative - bumpkin
If it goes flat use a bicycle pumpkin
Don't celebrate Halloween - grumpkins
German fairy tale - Pumpelstiltskin
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter to get pumpkin Pi
Bouncing one - jumpkin
Country relative - bumpkin
If it goes flat use a bicycle pumpkin
Don't celebrate Halloween - grumpkins
German fairy tale - Pumpelstiltskin
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter to get pumpkin Pi
Social Ghosts
eBoo - second hand ghosts
Boogle - ghostly searches
BooTube - fun videos
FaceBoo - stay in touch with old haunts
InstaGhost - supernatural selfies
OnlyGhosts - for guys and ghouls
Scareddit - drop links to fellow ghosts
Spookchat - more selfies
SpookedIn - scary career moves
Washington Ghost - for news and views
Boogle - ghostly searches
BooTube - fun videos
FaceBoo - stay in touch with old haunts
InstaGhost - supernatural selfies
OnlyGhosts - for guys and ghouls
Scareddit - drop links to fellow ghosts
Spookchat - more selfies
SpookedIn - scary career moves
Washington Ghost - for news and views
Songs about Ghosts on Boo Tube
Ghostbusters - who ya gonna call?
Ghost Town - Specials
Halloween Parade - Lou Reed
Monster Mash - live TV with Bobby Pickett
Spooky - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Thriller - Jackson
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Ghost Town - Specials
Halloween Parade - Lou Reed
Monster Mash - live TV with Bobby Pickett
Spooky - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Thriller - Jackson
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Words for Making Ghost Puns
Here is a collection of words for making up your own puns.
apparition, boo, coffin, ghost, ghoul, grave, Halloween, haunt, howl, phantom, poltergeist, presence, scary, scream, shriek, specter, spirit, spook, tomb, wraith
apparition, boo, coffin, ghost, ghoul, grave, Halloween, haunt, howl, phantom, poltergeist, presence, scary, scream, shriek, specter, spirit, spook, tomb, wraith
End of the Puns
Boo - that's sad.
It is time for this ghost writer to climb back into his coffin and wait until the next witching hour. The alarm is set for 364 days.
Until then - happy ghost punning!
It is time for this ghost writer to climb back into his coffin and wait until the next witching hour. The alarm is set for 364 days.
Until then - happy ghost punning!