For All Your Ghost Pun Needs...
It is at this time of year when our thoughts turn to Halloween.
It may only be March but marketing needs to be organised months in advance. That is why our team of ghost-writers is hard at work.
Creating spooktacular ghost puns from morning until nearly one o'clock in the afternoon - these dedicated souls will be working their spiny fingers to the bone.
All done with a skeleton staff. No time for ghoul-friends in this business!
Keeping our spirits high with thoughts of drowning our sorrows at the Witching Hour - we sit glued to our screens. If we weren't glued we could get up and find another job but that is how the devil (boss) likes it.
Here are some fangtastic puns and jokes for ghost fans.
It may only be March but marketing needs to be organised months in advance. That is why our team of ghost-writers is hard at work.
Creating spooktacular ghost puns from morning until nearly one o'clock in the afternoon - these dedicated souls will be working their spiny fingers to the bone.
All done with a skeleton staff. No time for ghoul-friends in this business!
Keeping our spirits high with thoughts of drowning our sorrows at the Witching Hour - we sit glued to our screens. If we weren't glued we could get up and find another job but that is how the devil (boss) likes it.
Here are some fangtastic puns and jokes for ghost fans.
Puns and Jokes
Search for spirits on Pokemon Ghost
Short-sighted ghosts wear spooktacles
Graveyard spring-cleaning - Ghost Dusters
Wolves on 31st of October - Howl-o-een
Ghost who scares chickens - poultry-geist
Hungarian recipe - ghoulash
Biographers - ghost-writers
Keep fit and exorcise
Dead goat - Billy Ghost
Ghostly bird - sea-ghoul
Some bars don't serve spirits
Travel on a ghost train
Scary fruit - boonana
Short-sighted ghosts wear spooktacles
Graveyard spring-cleaning - Ghost Dusters
Wolves on 31st of October - Howl-o-een
Ghost who scares chickens - poultry-geist
Hungarian recipe - ghoulash
Biographers - ghost-writers
Keep fit and exorcise
Dead goat - Billy Ghost
Ghostly bird - sea-ghoul
Some bars don't serve spirits
Travel on a ghost train
Scary fruit - boonana
Famous Ghosts
Seance Bean - actor
Boudica - ghostly Celtic queen
Matt Demon - actor
Spook Dogg - rapper
Scary Grant - actor
Boo Marley - his spirit lives on
Meryl Shriek - scary actress
Steven Spellberg - film producer
Boudica - ghostly Celtic queen
Matt Demon - actor
Spook Dogg - rapper
Scary Grant - actor
Boo Marley - his spirit lives on
Meryl Shriek - scary actress
Steven Spellberg - film producer
Social Media
Look for scary ghosts on Boogle or FaceBoo
Share them on InstaGhost or Spookchat
Update your info on SpookedIn
Put short videos on BooTube
Tell friends on Scareddit
Read about it in the Washington Ghost
Share them on InstaGhost or Spookchat
Update your info on SpookedIn
Put short videos on BooTube
Tell friends on Scareddit
Read about it in the Washington Ghost
Ghost Films
Casper - cute little ghost
Christmas Carol - Dickens and the past, present and future ghosts
Ghost - the one with the potter's wheel
Ghostbusters - don't cross the streams!
Christmas Carol - Dickens and the past, present and future ghosts
Ghost - the one with the potter's wheel
Ghostbusters - don't cross the streams!
Halloween Facts and Superstitions
All Hallow's Eve occurs on the 31st October each year.
Pumpkins are decorated by cutting a face out of them and putting a candle inside. Some people light the candle. These are called "Jack O' Lanterns" .
In some neighbourhoods children "Trick or Treat". The idea being to threaten people in a fun way until they give you a treat.
Sensible home-owners will buy a stock of chocolate and candy goodies to give to children when they come knocking. This will help ward off the evil spirits or little devils.
Halloween is a night for staying up late, eating treats until you are sick, behaving badly and listening to scary stories.
And it is great for children too.
Pumpkins are decorated by cutting a face out of them and putting a candle inside. Some people light the candle. These are called "Jack O' Lanterns" .
In some neighbourhoods children "Trick or Treat". The idea being to threaten people in a fun way until they give you a treat.
Sensible home-owners will buy a stock of chocolate and candy goodies to give to children when they come knocking. This will help ward off the evil spirits or little devils.
Halloween is a night for staying up late, eating treats until you are sick, behaving badly and listening to scary stories.
And it is great for children too.
Pumpkin Puns
Fat pumpkin - plumpkin
Bouncing one - jumpkin
Country relative - bumpkin
If it goes flat use a bicycle pumpkin
Don't celebrate Halloween - grumpkins
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter to get pumpkin Pi
Bouncing one - jumpkin
Country relative - bumpkin
If it goes flat use a bicycle pumpkin
Don't celebrate Halloween - grumpkins
Divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter to get pumpkin Pi
Knock, Knock...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
If you're going to cry I won't tell you.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
If you're going to cry I won't tell you.
Ghost Songs on Boo Tube
Ghostbusters - who ya gonna call?
Ghost Town - Specials
Monster Mash - live TV with Bobby Pickett
Spooky - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Thriller - Jackson
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Ghost Town - Specials
Monster Mash - live TV with Bobby Pickett
Spooky - Atlanta Rhythm Section
Thriller - Jackson
Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon
Ghost Expressions
You look like you just saw a ghost - when someone looks shocked, surprised or scared
Not a ghost of a chance - no chance at all
Given up the ghost - died
Ghost poster - someone banned from a forum or social media without realising
Ghost town - a place that was once thriving but due to economic downturn has become an empty shell
Not a ghost of a chance - no chance at all
Given up the ghost - died
Ghost poster - someone banned from a forum or social media without realising
Ghost town - a place that was once thriving but due to economic downturn has become an empty shell
Few More Puns
A ghost went to the doctor. The doctor said "I can't see you now"
What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High-spirited
Why can't ghosts sing? They got no soul
Guitar ghosts play the 12 bar boos
Ghost audiences are always booing
Ghosts make rubbish liars because you can see straight through them
Favorite treat - ice scream
Scary reindeer - cariboo
Cross Bambi with a ghost and get Bamboo
Baby ghosts go to dayscare centres
What do you call a ghost on the ceiling? High-spirited
Why can't ghosts sing? They got no soul
Guitar ghosts play the 12 bar boos
Ghost audiences are always booing
Ghosts make rubbish liars because you can see straight through them
Favorite treat - ice scream
Scary reindeer - cariboo
Cross Bambi with a ghost and get Bamboo
Baby ghosts go to dayscare centres
End of the Puns
Boo - that's sad.
It is time for the ghost writer to climb back into his coffin and wait until the next witching hour. The alarm is set for five hundred years.
Until then - happy ghost punning!
It is time for the ghost writer to climb back into his coffin and wait until the next witching hour. The alarm is set for five hundred years.
Until then - happy ghost punning!