Gold Puns
Unable to afford a bag of gold coins it seemed creating a celebratory page of gold puns might be the next best thing.
Gold has a fascination for people being a solid store of value - depending on the spot price of course. It is real, tangible and far removed from the fleeting electronic trades of shares, bitcoins and Groupon coupons.
Invest some time in this page and see a return on your interest in terms of precious information, punning and humor.
In order to make this page into a more substantial offering there may be some mention of other precious metals - until they have enough for their own page.
Here are the puns.
Gold has a fascination for people being a solid store of value - depending on the spot price of course. It is real, tangible and far removed from the fleeting electronic trades of shares, bitcoins and Groupon coupons.
Invest some time in this page and see a return on your interest in terms of precious information, punning and humor.
In order to make this page into a more substantial offering there may be some mention of other precious metals - until they have enough for their own page.
Here are the puns.
Puns
Grateful goldbug - thanks a bullion
Veggie standard - 24 carrot
Gold in the fridge - not my vault
That hunky gold bar has a real aurum about him
Golden Retriever drops nuggets all over the floor
Fool's gold and Idiot's FIAT
Inflation woohoo, deflation boohoo
The gold's revolting, it's a rebullion
Gold miner wants to become a gold major
Comic is deadpanning for comedy gold
You OK? - I'm golden mate
Nuggets, I have a few but then again, too few to mention
Veggie standard - 24 carrot
Gold in the fridge - not my vault
That hunky gold bar has a real aurum about him
Golden Retriever drops nuggets all over the floor
Fool's gold and Idiot's FIAT
Inflation woohoo, deflation boohoo
The gold's revolting, it's a rebullion
Gold miner wants to become a gold major
Comic is deadpanning for comedy gold
You OK? - I'm golden mate
Nuggets, I have a few but then again, too few to mention
Expressions
all that glitters is not gold - beware of imitations
gold bug - investing in gold as protection against fiat currencies
gold digger - someone only interested in your money
Gold Rush - California and the Forty Niners (1849)
speech is silver and silence is golden - the value of peace
gold bug - investing in gold as protection against fiat currencies
gold digger - someone only interested in your money
Gold Rush - California and the Forty Niners (1849)
speech is silver and silence is golden - the value of peace
Films
Goldmember - Austin Powers
Goldfinger - Bond film about gold curiously enough
Jason and the Argonauts - Jason's quest for a Golden Fleece
Goldfinger - Bond film about gold curiously enough
Jason and the Argonauts - Jason's quest for a Golden Fleece
Midas Touch
King Midas could turn everything he touched to gold.
That sounds like the spam adverts where investment people promise to turn your hard-earned savings into money mountains.
But Midas was for real, or a real Greek myth at least.
Sadly not all that glitters, etc. As everything he touched turned to gold poor King Midas ruined his life.
You win some - you lose some.
That sounds like the spam adverts where investment people promise to turn your hard-earned savings into money mountains.
But Midas was for real, or a real Greek myth at least.
Sadly not all that glitters, etc. As everything he touched turned to gold poor King Midas ruined his life.
You win some - you lose some.
Natural World
Golden Eagle - magnificent predator
Golden Fleece - worn by the Golden Ram
Golden Retriever - dog
Goldfinch - small irritating bird
Goldfish - swimming round aimlessly in a too small bowl. Not so different from our human experience.
Golden Fleece - worn by the Golden Ram
Golden Retriever - dog
Goldfinch - small irritating bird
Goldfish - swimming round aimlessly in a too small bowl. Not so different from our human experience.
People
Golda Meir - former Prime Minister of Israel
Golden Earring - Radar Love band
Goldie Hawn - comic actress
Goldilocks - of Three Bears fame
Goldman Sachs - investment bank also known as the Vampire Squid
King Midas - everything he touched turned to gold
Leprechaun - keeps his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Shylock - Merchant of Venice
Whoopi Goldberg - comedy actress
Golden Earring - Radar Love band
Goldie Hawn - comic actress
Goldilocks - of Three Bears fame
Goldman Sachs - investment bank also known as the Vampire Squid
King Midas - everything he touched turned to gold
Leprechaun - keeps his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow
Shylock - Merchant of Venice
Whoopi Goldberg - comedy actress
Social Bullion
eBar - get your gold cheap, not really
FaceBullion - keep up with friendly investors
Goldgle - search for a pot of gold
Instagold - golden selfies
LinkedIngot - a career in trading gold
OnlyGold - golden showers
SnapCarat - pics of gold with amusing captions
SpotPriceify - songs about how much your hoard is worth
FaceBullion - keep up with friendly investors
Goldgle - search for a pot of gold
Instagold - golden selfies
LinkedIngot - a career in trading gold
OnlyGold - golden showers
SnapCarat - pics of gold with amusing captions
SpotPriceify - songs about how much your hoard is worth
Songs
Band of Gold - Freda Payne
Gold Digger - Kanye West
Golden Brown - Stranglers
Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
Silence is Golden - The Tremeloes
There's Gold In Them Thar Hills - Frankie Marvin
Gold Digger - Kanye West
Golden Brown - Stranglers
Goldfinger - Shirley Bassey
Silence is Golden - The Tremeloes
There's Gold In Them Thar Hills - Frankie Marvin
Sovereign
A gold sovereign is a symbol of tangible value. It is something you can hold in your hand - away from the tax man. It is a real item rather than numbers on a bank statement or the latest share price.
It is almost a rebellious gesture to put your hard-earned money into something you can actually hold instead of allowing others to make money from your savings. After the banking crash of 2008 there are few institutions that retain much trust.
Gold. For when you want to invest in something real. This is not financial advice, blah, blah, etc.
It is almost a rebellious gesture to put your hard-earned money into something you can actually hold instead of allowing others to make money from your savings. After the banking crash of 2008 there are few institutions that retain much trust.
Gold. For when you want to invest in something real. This is not financial advice, blah, blah, etc.
Words for Gold Punning
A set of handy words for making puns about gold.
assay, aurum, bullion, carat, gold, golden, ingot, mining, nugget, vault
assay, aurum, bullion, carat, gold, golden, ingot, mining, nugget, vault
Melt Down
Oh dear. All the gold puns seem to have melted away.
Nothing lasts forever.
Except gold.
Nothing lasts forever.
Except gold.