Golf Puns Par Tee
As we stand here at the first looking down the fairway it is time to tee off with a series of puns relating to the game of golf.
Like most rounds it will consist of one or two excellent shots and a series of visits to the rough and beyond.
Expect much hacking out and back onto the fairway until finally several hours later the round will be completed. Clubs smashed, caddie berated and back in the clubhouse for much-needed refreshment.
Here are some golf jokes and puns for light relief.
Like most rounds it will consist of one or two excellent shots and a series of visits to the rough and beyond.
Expect much hacking out and back onto the fairway until finally several hours later the round will be completed. Clubs smashed, caddie berated and back in the clubhouse for much-needed refreshment.
Here are some golf jokes and puns for light relief.
Puns
defensive player - bunker mentality
drops club - whoops putter-fingers
favorite meal - tee-time
golf divorcee - he drove a wedge between us
golf pictures - watch the birdie
golf war - Wedges of Mass Destruction
golfing snack - sand wedge and chips
hunter on the course - shot an eagle, three birdies and a possum
Halloween golf costume - the bogeyman
lawyer golfers love the greens
identical scorecard - dirty rat, you shot my par
marvelous golfer - Iron Man
mathematician at the first - one, two, three, FORE!
no seaside trips for me - all sand and water
open relationships - keep on swinging
piece of cake - care for a slice?
surgeon golfers make the cut
troubled golfer - chip on his shoulder
useful headgear - handicap
why two pairs of shorts - in case I get a hole in one
drops club - whoops putter-fingers
favorite meal - tee-time
golf divorcee - he drove a wedge between us
golf pictures - watch the birdie
golf war - Wedges of Mass Destruction
golfing snack - sand wedge and chips
hunter on the course - shot an eagle, three birdies and a possum
Halloween golf costume - the bogeyman
lawyer golfers love the greens
identical scorecard - dirty rat, you shot my par
marvelous golfer - Iron Man
mathematician at the first - one, two, three, FORE!
no seaside trips for me - all sand and water
open relationships - keep on swinging
piece of cake - care for a slice?
surgeon golfers make the cut
troubled golfer - chip on his shoulder
useful headgear - handicap
why two pairs of shorts - in case I get a hole in one
Golf Expressions
below par - not feeling too good
golf widow - husband spends a lot of time on the course
grip it and rip it
par for the course - a reasonable result
putt up or shut up
yips - once familiar motor skills desert you
golf widow - husband spends a lot of time on the course
grip it and rip it
par for the course - a reasonable result
putt up or shut up
yips - once familiar motor skills desert you
Famous Golfers
Archie Bunker - All In The Family
Bogie - Humphrey Bogart
Minnie Driver - actress
Eddie the Eagle - British skiing sensation
George Foreman - boxer
CeeLo Green - singer
Captain Hook - golfer all at sea
Spike Mulligan - comedian
Dolly Putton - country singer
Brad Putt - actor
Harry Putter - a wizard on the course
Tom Shanks - actor
Bogie - Humphrey Bogart
Minnie Driver - actress
Eddie the Eagle - British skiing sensation
George Foreman - boxer
CeeLo Green - singer
Captain Hook - golfer all at sea
Spike Mulligan - comedian
Dolly Putton - country singer
Brad Putt - actor
Harry Putter - a wizard on the course
Tom Shanks - actor
Golfing Films
Baby Driver - young golfer hits the tees
Caddyshack - with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase
Drive - Ryan Gosling perfects his driving
Driving Miss Daisy - keen female golfer lets rip
Golf-finger - James Bond plays around
Iron Man - Tony Stark goes for the iron
Pitch and Putt Perfect - amateurs get on the green in one
The Green Mile - that's one helluva putt
Waterworld - some days it feels like that
Caddyshack - with Bill Murray and Chevy Chase
Drive - Ryan Gosling perfects his driving
Driving Miss Daisy - keen female golfer lets rip
Golf-finger - James Bond plays around
Iron Man - Tony Stark goes for the iron
Pitch and Putt Perfect - amateurs get on the green in one
The Green Mile - that's one helluva putt
Waterworld - some days it feels like that
Quotes about Golf
golf is a good walk spoiled - Mark Twain
the more I practice, the luckier I get - Gary Player
the Eagle has landed - Neil Armstrong
water, water, everywhere - Ancient Mariner
the more I practice, the luckier I get - Gary Player
the Eagle has landed - Neil Armstrong
water, water, everywhere - Ancient Mariner
Songs about Golf
Albatross - Fleetwood Mac
Fairway to Heaven - Led Zeppellin
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - ABBA
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie - Sir Mix-a-Lot
Mulligan of Kintyre - Paul McCartney & Wings
Straight Down The Middle - Bing Crosby
Swinging In The Rain - Gene Kelly
Tee for Two - Doris Day
The Birdie Song - The Tweets
Fairway to Heaven - Led Zeppellin
Fly Like an Eagle - Steve Miller
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - ABBA
I Like Big Putts and I Cannot Lie - Sir Mix-a-Lot
Mulligan of Kintyre - Paul McCartney & Wings
Straight Down The Middle - Bing Crosby
Swinging In The Rain - Gene Kelly
Tee for Two - Doris Day
The Birdie Song - The Tweets
Words for Golf Puns
Some golf-related words for making up puns.
albatross, birdie, bogey, caddy, chip, drive, eagle, fairway, fore, gimme, golf, green, handicap, hole, hook, iron, mulligan, par, putt, rough, sand, score, slice, swing, tee, water, wedge, wood
albatross, birdie, bogey, caddy, chip, drive, eagle, fairway, fore, gimme, golf, green, handicap, hole, hook, iron, mulligan, par, putt, rough, sand, score, slice, swing, tee, water, wedge, wood
The Nineteenth Hole
We got back to the clubhouse!
It was not a bad round. A few of these puns visited the rough, there were a couple of nasty sand traps, but the occasional shot landed somewhere near the green.
Even holed a couple of puns.
As a round of amateur hacking it could have been a lot worse. Cursing was kept to a minimum, no clubs were thrown and losing three balls is not the worst outing.
To anyone who was waiting behind us, sorry for the delays. Next time you can play on through.
Cheers, and may you always hit 'em long and straight.
It was not a bad round. A few of these puns visited the rough, there were a couple of nasty sand traps, but the occasional shot landed somewhere near the green.
Even holed a couple of puns.
As a round of amateur hacking it could have been a lot worse. Cursing was kept to a minimum, no clubs were thrown and losing three balls is not the worst outing.
To anyone who was waiting behind us, sorry for the delays. Next time you can play on through.
Cheers, and may you always hit 'em long and straight.