Holiday Puns
While other people are planning, travelling and enjoying their holidays - our dedicated team of holiday writers have been ordered to create a fun page for reading at the airport.
It will contain puns, jokes, illustrations, destinations, films, songs and a host of other ideas - and they need to produce it before they even think about booking their own leisure time away.
With that in mind some of the cheeriness of this original content may seem a little forced. It comes from looking out of an office window in a tower block on a grey rainswept day.
Happy holidays!
It will contain puns, jokes, illustrations, destinations, films, songs and a host of other ideas - and they need to produce it before they even think about booking their own leisure time away.
With that in mind some of the cheeriness of this original content may seem a little forced. It comes from looking out of an office window in a tower block on a grey rainswept day.
Happy holidays!
Puns
after a disastrous break remember to rearrange the deckchairs
flu in and got cabin fever
hobo by the waterside - life's a beach
holiday diarrhoea - relaxative
hollowed out canoe - it's a travel log
kids on holiday - playcation
lawyer sleeping on his luggage - he's on the case
holiday from computer problems is a downtime you can enjoy
packed all my clocks - going to take some me time
priests on holiday - praycation
sick holidaymaker finally checked out
suitcase full of wood - loggage
sweep sand with a hairbrush - beachcombing
vene, vidi, vacay - came, saw, went on holiday
went to checkout - sent me packing
Xmas break - hollyday
zombie break - slaycation
flu in and got cabin fever
hobo by the waterside - life's a beach
holiday diarrhoea - relaxative
hollowed out canoe - it's a travel log
kids on holiday - playcation
lawyer sleeping on his luggage - he's on the case
holiday from computer problems is a downtime you can enjoy
packed all my clocks - going to take some me time
priests on holiday - praycation
sick holidaymaker finally checked out
suitcase full of wood - loggage
sweep sand with a hairbrush - beachcombing
vene, vidi, vacay - came, saw, went on holiday
went to checkout - sent me packing
Xmas break - hollyday
zombie break - slaycation
Expressions
Busman's holiday - take a holiday that is similar to work
Happy camper - a contented person
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive - Robert Louis Stevenson
Happy camper - a contented person
To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive - Robert Louis Stevenson
Films
Around the World in Ninety Days - Jules Verne
Carry on Camping - morning exercise for Barbara Windsor
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - day off school shenanigans
Passport to Pimlico - British comedy 1949
Titanic - not for watching before taking a cruise
Xmas Vacation - Chevy Chase
Carry on Camping - morning exercise for Barbara Windsor
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - day off school shenanigans
Passport to Pimlico - British comedy 1949
Titanic - not for watching before taking a cruise
Xmas Vacation - Chevy Chase
Holidaymakers
Beachboys - band
Tom Cruise - actor
Billie Holiday - singer
Donna Summer - singer
Tom Cruise - actor
Billie Holiday - singer
Donna Summer - singer
Jokes
My wife went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No she wanted to go.
How many people work in your office? About half of them.
My wife won a free trip to China. She's out there now - trying to win a trip back.
Jamaica?
No she wanted to go.
How many people work in your office? About half of them.
My wife won a free trip to China. She's out there now - trying to win a trip back.
Social Holidaymakers
All the sites you need to share your holiday booking, travelling and lazing on a beach somewhere.
eBook - bargain travel deals
FaceBeach - that's me, on the beach
LinkedOff - not available for anything this week
OnlyHols - for swimwear fans
Recessedit - Reddit for downtime
SnapChill - chilled holiday pics with captions
Stopify - music for slowing down
YouTime - videos of taking some time for yourself
eBook - bargain travel deals
FaceBeach - that's me, on the beach
LinkedOff - not available for anything this week
OnlyHols - for swimwear fans
Recessedit - Reddit for downtime
SnapChill - chilled holiday pics with captions
Stopify - music for slowing down
YouTime - videos of taking some time for yourself
Songs about Holidays
Back In The USSR - Beatles
Holiday in Cambodia - The Dead Kennedys
Leaving on a Jet Plane - John Denver
Peaches - Stranglers
Summer Holiday - Cliff Richard
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Holiday in Cambodia - The Dead Kennedys
Leaving on a Jet Plane - John Denver
Peaches - Stranglers
Summer Holiday - Cliff Richard
Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
Holiday Strikes
Although trade union power has dwindled over the years as the capitalists gain the upper hand - there are still opportunities for the working man or woman to make their small voices heard.
Strikes on the transport system at holiday time are a traditional fixture. Typical workers include pilots, air traffic controllers, train operators and customs staff.
Queues on roads and at railways and airports demonstrate how many people choose the worst possible time of the year to get away from it all. It is the most effective time to stage a twenty-four strike.
Your politics will determine whether you blame striking workers, management, investors, government or even the holiday-makers themselves.
Strikes on the transport system at holiday time are a traditional fixture. Typical workers include pilots, air traffic controllers, train operators and customs staff.
Queues on roads and at railways and airports demonstrate how many people choose the worst possible time of the year to get away from it all. It is the most effective time to stage a twenty-four strike.
Your politics will determine whether you blame striking workers, management, investors, government or even the holiday-makers themselves.
Words for Holiday Punning
Handy words for dreaming up holiday puns.
beach, book, break, cabin, camping, chalet, checkout, chill, cruise, day off, deckchair, downtime, holiday, hols, hotel, leave, leisure, luggage, me time, packing, passport, recess, recreation, relaxation, suitcase, summer, sunscreen, staycation, time off, time out, travel, vacation, vacay, week off
beach, book, break, cabin, camping, chalet, checkout, chill, cruise, day off, deckchair, downtime, holiday, hols, hotel, leave, leisure, luggage, me time, packing, passport, recess, recreation, relaxation, suitcase, summer, sunscreen, staycation, time off, time out, travel, vacation, vacay, week off
Break Over
This page is a bit sparse.
If hard-working writers were allowed time off to enjoy themselves for a while it might be a lot better.
We all need a little time to recharge the batteries and rekindle the spirit.
See you after the break.
If hard-working writers were allowed time off to enjoy themselves for a while it might be a lot better.
We all need a little time to recharge the batteries and rekindle the spirit.
See you after the break.