Funny Horse Puns!
A collection of horse puns and related humorous content to canter through.
The horse is a magnificent animal, an invaluable human companion throughout history.
Here is a collection of horse related tomfoolery for anyone who likes horses.
If you are in a hurry don't worry or stirrup trouble - we won't be here furlong.
Let's get the bit between the teeth, jump in the saddle and hack our way through.
Here are the puns.
The horse is a magnificent animal, an invaluable human companion throughout history.
Here is a collection of horse related tomfoolery for anyone who likes horses.
If you are in a hurry don't worry or stirrup trouble - we won't be here furlong.
Let's get the bit between the teeth, jump in the saddle and hack our way through.
Here are the puns.
Puns
awkward horse can be a bit of a mare
computer whizz-kid in the saddle - happy hacker
equestrian theatre - horseplay
exercise your horse with some hayrobics
half horse half man is the Centaur of attention
horse diva is the mane attraction
horse in their boxes - neighbors
mare getting hitched wears a bridle gown
old horses can retire to a gaited community
pretty filly is hot to trot
Scots ponies enjoy their annual hoofenanny
stable wedding - bridle and groom
surprise winner was a dark horse
two bonkers horses - a foaly a deux
uncomplicated horse - oat so simple
unmarried couple are living out of fetlock
who goes there - friend or foal
working horses on the Gallopagos Islands
computer whizz-kid in the saddle - happy hacker
equestrian theatre - horseplay
exercise your horse with some hayrobics
half horse half man is the Centaur of attention
horse diva is the mane attraction
horse in their boxes - neighbors
mare getting hitched wears a bridle gown
old horses can retire to a gaited community
pretty filly is hot to trot
Scots ponies enjoy their annual hoofenanny
stable wedding - bridle and groom
surprise winner was a dark horse
two bonkers horses - a foaly a deux
uncomplicated horse - oat so simple
unmarried couple are living out of fetlock
who goes there - friend or foal
working horses on the Gallopagos Islands
Expressions
Bit between your teeth - ready to go
Cart before the horse - wrong way round, obviously
Don't change horses in midstream - stick with the plan
Four horsemen of the apocalypse - death, famine, war and conquest
Horse to water - ain't happening
Horses for courses - choose the right one
No good closing the stable door after the horse has bolted
One horse race - that's the one to put your money on
Pony and trap - Cockney rhyming slang - you work it out
Cart before the horse - wrong way round, obviously
Don't change horses in midstream - stick with the plan
Four horsemen of the apocalypse - death, famine, war and conquest
Horse to water - ain't happening
Horses for courses - choose the right one
No good closing the stable door after the horse has bolted
One horse race - that's the one to put your money on
Pony and trap - Cockney rhyming slang - you work it out
Famous Names
Black Beauty - Anna Sewell book
Boxer - from Animal Farm
Al Capony - gangster
Thomas Equinas - Italian priest
Lady GeeGee - singer
Lady Godiva - bareback rider
Dustin Hoofman - actor
Pegasus - Greek winged horse
Marco Polo - explorer
Neighmar - footballer
Sylvester Stallion - actor
Leon Trotsky - revolutionary
Bill Withers - musician
Boxer - from Animal Farm
Al Capony - gangster
Thomas Equinas - Italian priest
Lady GeeGee - singer
Lady Godiva - bareback rider
Dustin Hoofman - actor
Pegasus - Greek winged horse
Marco Polo - explorer
Neighmar - footballer
Sylvester Stallion - actor
Leon Trotsky - revolutionary
Bill Withers - musician
Films
A Man Called Horse - Western
A Night Mare on Elm Street - horror
Blazing Saddles - comedy
Free Filly - spoiler: she escapes
National Velvet - with Elizabeth Taylor
Seven Bridles for Seven Brothers - everyone wants a bridle
The Mare of Casterbridge - period drama
Two Mules for Sister Sara - Eastwood Western
Watergait - Nixon rides into deep water
A Night Mare on Elm Street - horror
Blazing Saddles - comedy
Free Filly - spoiler: she escapes
National Velvet - with Elizabeth Taylor
Seven Bridles for Seven Brothers - everyone wants a bridle
The Mare of Casterbridge - period drama
Two Mules for Sister Sara - Eastwood Western
Watergait - Nixon rides into deep water
Jokes
I put a bet on a horse at 10 to 1
It came in at half past three
What you doing with that horse manure?
Going to put it on my strawberries
Ugh, we put cream on ours
What's up?
This guy keeps calling me donkey.
Why does he do that?
I don't know. He-haw, he-haw, he-hawlways calls me donkey.
What's got four legs, likes fillies and oats, leaves muck all over the place and is incredibly stupid?
Two politicians
It came in at half past three
What you doing with that horse manure?
Going to put it on my strawberries
Ugh, we put cream on ours
What's up?
This guy keeps calling me donkey.
Why does he do that?
I don't know. He-haw, he-haw, he-hawlways calls me donkey.
What's got four legs, likes fillies and oats, leaves muck all over the place and is incredibly stupid?
Two politicians
Social Media for Horses
eBray - second hand tack
FaceBit - catch up with horse friends
Instagait - horse selfies
OnlyHorses - good looking horses
Neighflix - horse movie time
Ponyterest - equine image boards
Reinddit - share equestrian links and chat
Trotify - music on the move
Wikiponyia - horsey articles
YouTack - your best tacking up videos
FaceBit - catch up with horse friends
Instagait - horse selfies
OnlyHorses - good looking horses
Neighflix - horse movie time
Ponyterest - equine image boards
Reinddit - share equestrian links and chat
Trotify - music on the move
Wikiponyia - horsey articles
YouTack - your best tacking up videos
Songs
A Horse With No Name - America
Ballad of a Runaway Horse - EmmyLou Harris
Crazy Horses - The Osmonds
One Trick Pony - Paul Simon
White Horse - Taylor Swift
Wild Horses - Rolling Stones
Ballad of a Runaway Horse - EmmyLou Harris
Crazy Horses - The Osmonds
One Trick Pony - Paul Simon
White Horse - Taylor Swift
Wild Horses - Rolling Stones
Words for Horse Punning
Some words for making your own horse puns.
bit, bray, bridle, canter, colt, donkey, equine, filly, foal, furlong, gait, gallop, hack, harness, hay, hoof, horse, mane, mare, mule, neigh, oats, pony, reins, ride, saddle, stable, stallion, stirrup, tack, trot, whinny, whoa
bit, bray, bridle, canter, colt, donkey, equine, filly, foal, furlong, gait, gallop, hack, harness, hay, hoof, horse, mane, mare, mule, neigh, oats, pony, reins, ride, saddle, stable, stallion, stirrup, tack, trot, whinny, whoa
Back in the Yard
After that amateur hack through a field of horse manure it is probably time to return this page to the stable.
Give it a good rub down and some fresh hay and it should be recovered by the time the next rider comes along.
Give it a good rub down and some fresh hay and it should be recovered by the time the next rider comes along.