How To Draw a Cartoon Fart Cloud
I searched for "How to draw a fart" and it took longer than it should to find the perfect image.
In a surprising act of public generosity I created this page for anyone else who might need to draw one right now.
This important bodily function is one of the most common elements of puerile humor. From school days to adult entertainment the fart is always funny. Nearly always.
First a rainbow fart to put us in the right frame of mind.
In a surprising act of public generosity I created this page for anyone else who might need to draw one right now.
This important bodily function is one of the most common elements of puerile humor. From school days to adult entertainment the fart is always funny. Nearly always.
First a rainbow fart to put us in the right frame of mind.
So how the heck do you draw a fart cloud?
It is an invisible gas that creeps up on the unsuspecting. Advanced though the internet may be and after millennia of scientific advance we are still no nearer drawing smells.
Sure you can buy crayons made from poo but that is an unpleasant experience and one gallery I will not be visiting again. Modern art has gone too far with that idea in my opinion.
This page was submitted to Wiki but they rejected it which is odd considering they are a bunch of old farts.
Anyhow. Here is the secret of the three lines and a cloud which your drawings have been waiting for.
It is an invisible gas that creeps up on the unsuspecting. Advanced though the internet may be and after millennia of scientific advance we are still no nearer drawing smells.
Sure you can buy crayons made from poo but that is an unpleasant experience and one gallery I will not be visiting again. Modern art has gone too far with that idea in my opinion.
This page was submitted to Wiki but they rejected it which is odd considering they are a bunch of old farts.
Anyhow. Here is the secret of the three lines and a cloud which your drawings have been waiting for.
Please Tell Me How to Draw A Fart
Sorry for dragging this page out. It is hard to stretch this topic into a thousand words of quality content.
I scanned a few pages from Google Images before settling on what seems to be the best cartoon style fart available.
It is not brilliant but perhaps my expectations were too high. Surely by now the best cartoonists in the world had produced something more than a few lines and a bubble?
It seems not. There are some variations but they mostly don't work. The simple idea is the lines signify emission and the bubble the cloud of noxious gas. The rest of the ideas are drawing the perpetrator and victim reactions.
I scanned a few pages from Google Images before settling on what seems to be the best cartoon style fart available.
It is not brilliant but perhaps my expectations were too high. Surely by now the best cartoonists in the world had produced something more than a few lines and a bubble?
It seems not. There are some variations but they mostly don't work. The simple idea is the lines signify emission and the bubble the cloud of noxious gas. The rest of the ideas are drawing the perpetrator and victim reactions.
So there you have it - the cartoon fart. A high point in artistic or even fartistic development.
The next graphic is an improved version of "Fart Cloud". After years of artistic art stuff and the endless quest for self-improvement Fart Cloud MK II was created.
Notice if you will how some extra lines have been added to the cloud, and a tasteful green tinge accentuates the feeling of gas.
The next graphic is an improved version of "Fart Cloud". After years of artistic art stuff and the endless quest for self-improvement Fart Cloud MK II was created.
Notice if you will how some extra lines have been added to the cloud, and a tasteful green tinge accentuates the feeling of gas.
The picture below combines the fart cloud and a stick figure to give a typically hilarious outcome.
Although that is obviously very funny, there being nothing funnier than a fart, it is important to add a warning.
Farting in public, particularly when directed at people, may constitute a hate crime. It is a fartoganistic act and imposes your gas on others, removing their right to clean air.
I can't breath is a slogan they may shout in your direction.
Although that is obviously very funny, there being nothing funnier than a fart, it is important to add a warning.
Farting in public, particularly when directed at people, may constitute a hate crime. It is a fartoganistic act and imposes your gas on others, removing their right to clean air.
I can't breath is a slogan they may shout in your direction.
Different Types of Gas
Any serious artist knows that practice makes perfect. It could take years to master the techniques shown on this page.
Once you get the idea of three lines and a cloud it is time to get busy drawing.
Once you get the idea of three lines and a cloud it is time to get busy drawing.
Machine Gun or Rocket
The guy below has multiple fart clouds behind him.
Although it is a crude image even by my standards it might give an idea of how to expand on the three lines business.
Although it is a crude image even by my standards it might give an idea of how to expand on the three lines business.
Using in Cartoons and Comic Strips
The next step is to move on from drawing a fart on its own is to use it in pictures. In real life a fart does not suddenly appear from nowhere unless it is a surprise one which no one admits to.
The comic strip shows how a simple fart image can be used in drawings.
The comic strip shows how a simple fart image can be used in drawings.
Adding to Pictures
Once you have mastered the art of the fart - you can add that graphic to all sorts of images. In an arty-farty way of course.
You could use it for cutting edge satire against politicians and celebrities by implying they are full of wind.
Or you might find the idea of animals farting, such as the dog in my picture, extremely funny. It is less funny if you have shared a small space with a farting Rottweiler.
Having learned to draw three lines and a bubble there seems no need to draw anything else ever again.
You could use it for cutting edge satire against politicians and celebrities by implying they are full of wind.
Or you might find the idea of animals farting, such as the dog in my picture, extremely funny. It is less funny if you have shared a small space with a farting Rottweiler.
Having learned to draw three lines and a bubble there seems no need to draw anything else ever again.
A farting dog is good but a farting duck may be better. That may be because duck and fart when mixed up start to sound very rude indeed.
Using Fart Clouds In Other Images
The cloud idea can be used wherever escaping gas, clouds or air are required.
- Car exhaust
- Nuclear explosion
- Hot air speech
- Rocket gases
- Dust clouds
- Escaping air from tyre
A Fart Gallery
Would it be too much to hope I could become a famous fartist - exhibiting fartwork in galleries across the country?
Compared to some modern art it is not such a strange idea.
Compared to some modern art it is not such a strange idea.
The Fart Back Begins Here
I hope you can take your three lines and a cloud and put it to good use. In cartoons and comics the simple fart is a mainstay of humour. But don't stop there!
Next time you are reading garbage about celebrities or politicians and you have a pen in your hand - add a little extra detail to their image. You will find it makes them more human.
The design is a perfect addition to campaign posters and adverts everywhere. Keep that pen or spray can handy!
In next weeks assignment we will learn how to draw vomit.
Next time you are reading garbage about celebrities or politicians and you have a pen in your hand - add a little extra detail to their image. You will find it makes them more human.
The design is a perfect addition to campaign posters and adverts everywhere. Keep that pen or spray can handy!
In next weeks assignment we will learn how to draw vomit.