Lizard Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns and wordplay about Lizards.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Puns
arrested for having MarIguana
artistic reptile - Art Gecko
chameleon escaped - couldn't see him anywhere
gaming lizards play dungeons and dragons
jokey lizard was a bit of a chameleon
lizard got knighted - became Sir Pent
lizard in-law was an old dragon
schoolroom lizard - class monitor
secret reptile society - lizerati
water borne reptiles go dragon boat racing
artistic reptile - Art Gecko
chameleon escaped - couldn't see him anywhere
gaming lizards play dungeons and dragons
jokey lizard was a bit of a chameleon
lizard got knighted - became Sir Pent
lizard in-law was an old dragon
schoolroom lizard - class monitor
secret reptile society - lizerati
water borne reptiles go dragon boat racing
Expressions
I skink therefore I shed - philosophy of lizards
lizard people - another way of describing the elites
lounge lizard - bar predator
lizard people - another way of describing the elites
lounge lizard - bar predator
Famous Lizards
Queen Elizardbeth - one of the lizard people
Thin Lizzy - rock band
Thin Lizzy - rock band
Films and Media
The Dukes of Lizard - lizards and a souped up car
The Lizard of Oz - Australian lizard adventure
The Lizard of Oz - Australian lizard adventure
Jokes
Can a leopard gecko change it's spots?
Songs
Words for Making Lizard Puns
A handy list of words for punning about lizards.
brumation, chameleon, dragon, gecko, iguana, lizard, monitor, reptile, scales, shed, skink, vivarium
brumation, chameleon, dragon, gecko, iguana, lizard, monitor, reptile, scales, shed, skink, vivarium
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