Funny Money Puns!
Money Puns contains puns, jokes, songs, expressions and illustrations connected with money and more besides.
Money is one of the most important things in our lives.
Sure there are health, relationships, study, children - but a lack of money can make them harder to achieve.
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Money is one of the most important things in our lives.
Sure there are health, relationships, study, children - but a lack of money can make them harder to achieve.
This page will make you richer (in pun knowledge). Over time it will grow at a compound rate of a meaningless figure that no one understands.
If you borrow the puns be assured that solicitors will be instructed to send round the bailiffs to repossess anything of value.
Other than those caring messages, feel relatively free to enjoy this page. It is available to view at a reasonable long-term rate depending on band-width and trouser pocket size.
Here are the puns.
Puns about Money
bad pennies go to a penny tentiary
broke cat - poor purr
buy second hand celebs in pawn shops
cash athletics - pole vault
cheap wig - small price toupée
chickens get chicken feed
divorce money - alimony
double your money - fold it in half
friends money - palimony
help from rich friend - thanks a million
married money - matrimony
monkeys are paid peanuts
paid per word - coin a phrase
poor doe didn't have a buck
rich baker - making dough
sad looking toucan noticed his large bill
soppy slightly unhinged dollar - centimental
the bank that never closes - river bank
wages are a joke - funny money
wealthy nuts - cashews
what's a Greek urn? About ten bob (Morecambe and Wise)
broke cat - poor purr
buy second hand celebs in pawn shops
cash athletics - pole vault
cheap wig - small price toupée
chickens get chicken feed
divorce money - alimony
double your money - fold it in half
friends money - palimony
help from rich friend - thanks a million
married money - matrimony
monkeys are paid peanuts
paid per word - coin a phrase
poor doe didn't have a buck
rich baker - making dough
sad looking toucan noticed his large bill
soppy slightly unhinged dollar - centimental
the bank that never closes - river bank
wages are a joke - funny money
wealthy nuts - cashews
what's a Greek urn? About ten bob (Morecambe and Wise)
Expressions
A fool and his money are soon parted - so be careful with it
A million here and a million there, pretty soon you're talking about real money (Senator Dirksen)
Black swan - an unusual event
Bring home the bacon - provide for the family
Cash is King - it is real and tangible
Death and taxes - two certainties in life
Dollar a day - old minimum wage
Follow the money - when you need to know what they are up to
Keep your hand on your ha'penny - old wisdom for young girls
Money doesn't grow on trees - excludes fruit farmers and logging companies
Money talks - rich people don't get ignored
Penny for your thoughts - what are you thinking
Put your money where your mouth is - talk is cheap
The best things in life are free - true up to a point
Two sides of the same coin - seemingly opposing positions are the same
You can't take it with you - death is the great equalizer
A million here and a million there, pretty soon you're talking about real money (Senator Dirksen)
Black swan - an unusual event
Bring home the bacon - provide for the family
Cash is King - it is real and tangible
Death and taxes - two certainties in life
Dollar a day - old minimum wage
Follow the money - when you need to know what they are up to
Keep your hand on your ha'penny - old wisdom for young girls
Money doesn't grow on trees - excludes fruit farmers and logging companies
Money talks - rich people don't get ignored
Penny for your thoughts - what are you thinking
Put your money where your mouth is - talk is cheap
The best things in life are free - true up to a point
Two sides of the same coin - seemingly opposing positions are the same
You can't take it with you - death is the great equalizer
Films About Money
The Big Short - interesting take on the financial crash
Brewsters Millions - spend to inherit comedy
Trading Places - rich stockbroker and poor man swap places for laughs
Wolf of Wall Street - the glory of excess
Brewsters Millions - spend to inherit comedy
Trading Places - rich stockbroker and poor man swap places for laughs
Wolf of Wall Street - the glory of excess
Famous People With Money Names
Warren Buffet - the Sage of Omaha
Pat Cash - tennis player
50 Cents - singer
Bling Crosby - singer
Rich Hall - comic
Bernie Madoff - operated largest Ponzi scheme in history ($64 billion)
Claude Monet - lily painter
Dollar Parton - country singer
Mike Pence - politician
Loan Ranger - fights outlaws with trusty sidekick
Buck Rogers - hero
George Soros - the man who broke the Bank of England
Pat Cash - tennis player
50 Cents - singer
Bling Crosby - singer
Rich Hall - comic
Bernie Madoff - operated largest Ponzi scheme in history ($64 billion)
Claude Monet - lily painter
Dollar Parton - country singer
Mike Pence - politician
Loan Ranger - fights outlaws with trusty sidekick
Buck Rogers - hero
George Soros - the man who broke the Bank of England
Social Media
eBank - buy secondhand banks next time the system crashes
FaceBill - share pics of your paper cash with friends
Grinder - relax after the daily grind
Instagrant - government handouts for spreading socially aware messages
LinkedIn - when the crash comes you need an up to date profile
OnlyBucks - check out the figures
Pinterest - make interest out of your pics
Reddit - check out how the poor people live
Slotify - listen to music while being a high-roller at Vegas
FaceBill - share pics of your paper cash with friends
Grinder - relax after the daily grind
Instagrant - government handouts for spreading socially aware messages
LinkedIn - when the crash comes you need an up to date profile
OnlyBucks - check out the figures
Pinterest - make interest out of your pics
Reddit - check out how the poor people live
Slotify - listen to music while being a high-roller at Vegas
Songs about Money
Best Things In Life Are Free - Barrett Strong
Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles
First I Look At The Purse - J Geils Band
If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
If I Were A Rich Man - Fiddler on the Roof
King of the Road - Roger Miller hobo song
Money - Pink Floyd
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
Money, Money, Money - Abba
Price Tag - Jessie J - with the kerching refrain
Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford
Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
Wall Street Shuffle - 10cc
Your Cash Ain't Nothing But Trash - Steve Miller
Can't Buy Me Love - Beatles
First I Look At The Purse - J Geils Band
If I Had A Million Dollars - Barenaked Ladies
If I Were A Rich Man - Fiddler on the Roof
King of the Road - Roger Miller hobo song
Money - Pink Floyd
Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
Money, Money, Money - Abba
Price Tag - Jessie J - with the kerching refrain
Sixteen Tons - Tennessee Ernie Ford
Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks
Wall Street Shuffle - 10cc
Your Cash Ain't Nothing But Trash - Steve Miller
Words for Making Money Puns
Some handy words for thinking up puns about money.
bank, bill, billion, bucks, cash, cent, coin, dollar, dough, million, money, moolah, pennies, poor, pounds, purse, rich, shekels, wallet
bank, bill, billion, bucks, cash, cent, coin, dollar, dough, million, money, moolah, pennies, poor, pounds, purse, rich, shekels, wallet
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