Pea Puns
Despite popular demand this new pea pun page has been launched.
Essentially consisting of puns and jokes about the humble or magnificent pea - there should be something appealing for pea fans.
For pea lovers, peaceniks, pea brains and Peaping Toms - let's get mushy.
Essentially consisting of puns and jokes about the humble or magnificent pea - there should be something appealing for pea fans.
For pea lovers, peaceniks, pea brains and Peaping Toms - let's get mushy.
Types of Pea
If you are going to make puns about peas you need a list of them.
Here it is.
Black eyed peas - fighting peas
Chick peas - lady peas
Dried peas - leave them in the sun too long, this is what happens
Green peas - often green in colour
Mange tout - eat everything
Minted peas - add mint and hey pesto!
Mushy peas - abominable Northern treat
Pea soup - possibly the worst soup you can try
Peas in a pod - as alike as...
Pease pudding - sounds absolutely revolting
Petit pois - ah, little peas.
Split peas - they split when dried
Suger snap peas - just peas by a different name
Sweet peas - sweet peas are made of this
Here it is.
Black eyed peas - fighting peas
Chick peas - lady peas
Dried peas - leave them in the sun too long, this is what happens
Green peas - often green in colour
Mange tout - eat everything
Minted peas - add mint and hey pesto!
Mushy peas - abominable Northern treat
Pea soup - possibly the worst soup you can try
Peas in a pod - as alike as...
Pease pudding - sounds absolutely revolting
Petit pois - ah, little peas.
Split peas - they split when dried
Suger snap peas - just peas by a different name
Sweet peas - sweet peas are made of this
Puns
cover a bald spot - wear a two pea
camp out in a tea pea
early ancestors of peas - peanderthal
fan of peas - peanut
female pea is a bit of a diva - pea Madonna
fit peas do pearobics
French beans who fought the Germans - peas de resistance
important - VIP
Indian currency - rupeas
name for a cheerful pea - Happea
old pea past his shell-by date
ovulating peas - pea menstrual
pea got stuck in his shell - that's pod
simple - easy peasy
"Stop pulling my legume"
camp out in a tea pea
early ancestors of peas - peanderthal
fan of peas - peanut
female pea is a bit of a diva - pea Madonna
fit peas do pearobics
French beans who fought the Germans - peas de resistance
important - VIP
Indian currency - rupeas
name for a cheerful pea - Happea
old pea past his shell-by date
ovulating peas - pea menstrual
pea got stuck in his shell - that's pod
simple - easy peasy
"Stop pulling my legume"
Expressions
Don't pea in my ear and tell me it's raining
ed. It's PEE you fool
Easy as shelling peas - easy
Like two peas in a pod - when two things are very similar
Pea brain - stupid
Pea-souper - thick fog
Pod up or shut up - either say it or keep quiet
Want peas with that? - no one ever says that
You can't eat peas with a fork - thanks for the tip
ed. It's PEE you fool
Easy as shelling peas - easy
Like two peas in a pod - when two things are very similar
Pea brain - stupid
Pea-souper - thick fog
Pod up or shut up - either say it or keep quiet
Want peas with that? - no one ever says that
You can't eat peas with a fork - thanks for the tip
Films
Life of Pea - pea goes to sea with a tiger
Pea Soup - Marx Brothers
The Pod Couple - divorced peas share an apartment
Pea Soup - Marx Brothers
The Pod Couple - divorced peas share an apartment
Peanut Corner
The peanut is not related to the pea. A mad scientist didn't weld together the genes of the pea and the nut to create a Frankenstein food.
Some people are allergic to nuts but they are not allergic to peas. They may not like peas but that is an affectation rather than a medical condition. It is what doctors call "being a bit fussy".
You never see packaging that says "May contain peas".
Unless it's a packet of peas.
Note. After extensive research, ie. Google, it appears the peanut and the pea are indeed related. Peanuts and peas belong to the legume family. Informative. But not funny.
Some people are allergic to nuts but they are not allergic to peas. They may not like peas but that is an affectation rather than a medical condition. It is what doctors call "being a bit fussy".
You never see packaging that says "May contain peas".
Unless it's a packet of peas.
Note. After extensive research, ie. Google, it appears the peanut and the pea are indeed related. Peanuts and peas belong to the legume family. Informative. But not funny.
Famous Peaple
Iggy Pea - punk rock star
Pea Diddy - rapper
Pea T Barnum - showman
Pea Wee Herman - comedian
Peathagoras - philosopher
Robert pea Niro - actor
Pea Diddy - rapper
Pea T Barnum - showman
Pea Wee Herman - comedian
Peathagoras - philosopher
Robert pea Niro - actor
Quotes
There will be peas in our time - Churchill
The pea is mightier than the sword - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
To pea or not to pea - Shakespea
The pea is mightier than the sword - Edward Bulwer-Lytton
To pea or not to pea - Shakespea
Social Peas
ePea - buy second hand peas
FacePod - stay close to your friends
InstaPea - pea selfies
LinkedPea - for career changes
OnlyPeas - adult pea pics
Peanterest - organize your pea pic collections
SnapPea - funny pea pics with captions
SpotiPea - music for peas
WikiPeadia - everything you need to know about peas
YouPea - pea videos
FacePod - stay close to your friends
InstaPea - pea selfies
LinkedPea - for career changes
OnlyPeas - adult pea pics
Peanterest - organize your pea pic collections
SnapPea - funny pea pics with captions
SpotiPea - music for peas
WikiPeadia - everything you need to know about peas
YouPea - pea videos
Songs
Give Peas A Chance - Beatles
Imagine There's No Peas - Lennon
Peas Peas Me - Beatles
We All Live In A Yellow Pea Pod - Beatles
ed: That's enough pea songs
Imagine There's No Peas - Lennon
Peas Peas Me - Beatles
We All Live In A Yellow Pea Pod - Beatles
ed: That's enough pea songs
Words for Pea Punning
Most subjects have a set of associated words that are useful for building puns.
Surprisingly the subject of peas only seems to have one word.
Peas.
You can add in legume, pod, shell and vine but that seems to be it.
Surprisingly the subject of peas only seems to have one word.
Peas.
You can add in legume, pod, shell and vine but that seems to be it.
Happea Ending
That is sadly the end of this excellent page of pea puns.
Although the pea is a humble vegetable, some might say insignificant, it has proven itself in terms of punning possibilities.
An example for us all in these times that even the smallest have something to contribute.
Peas out, man.
Although the pea is a humble vegetable, some might say insignificant, it has proven itself in terms of punning possibilities.
An example for us all in these times that even the smallest have something to contribute.
Peas out, man.