Poker Puns
A page of fun puns about the best card game out there - poker.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations, this is a part-pun, part-celebration of the game of poker.
For many it is the only card game in town.
Let's pun.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations, this is a part-pun, part-celebration of the game of poker.
For many it is the only card game in town.
Let's pun.
Puns
ace player is top draw
card game with Jesus - raise the Lord
lady player had a nice pair
lgbt game - no straight's allowed
one-eyed man - king of the blind
poker card company folded
rebellious player is ante establishment
stud holding a small pair in his hand
toilet king - royal flush
card game with Jesus - raise the Lord
lady player had a nice pair
lgbt game - no straight's allowed
one-eyed man - king of the blind
poker card company folded
rebellious player is ante establishment
stud holding a small pair in his hand
toilet king - royal flush
Expressions
Lay your cards on the table - be open about your intentions
Up the ante - increase the stakes
Up the ante - increase the stakes
Famous Poker Players
Cardi B - sings and plays at the same time
Film and TV
Big Deal - 1980s comedy about a poker player
House of Cards - Kevin Spacey keeps his cards close
Joker - Batman's arch-enemy
Suits - Meghan Markle plays strip poker
House of Cards - Kevin Spacey keeps his cards close
Joker - Batman's arch-enemy
Suits - Meghan Markle plays strip poker
Social Poker
eBlind - secondhand card bargains
FaceBluff - share your world with a straight face
Netflop - film flops by subscription
OnlyPlayers - players earn a bit on the side
Raiseddit - Reddit for high-rollers
Spotify - music while you check the pot
Wikipokia - how to play the game
YouTell - show off your best poker videos
FaceBluff - share your world with a straight face
Netflop - film flops by subscription
OnlyPlayers - players earn a bit on the side
Raiseddit - Reddit for high-rollers
Spotify - music while you check the pot
Wikipokia - how to play the game
YouTell - show off your best poker videos
Songs
Words for Making Poker Puns
A handy list of words for punning about poker.
aces, ante, bet, blind, bluff, call, card, cash, chips, deal, dealer, draw, flop, flush, fold, full house, hand, hold, joker, limit, pair, poker, pot, raise, royal flush, straight, stud, suit, tell
aces, ante, bet, blind, bluff, call, card, cash, chips, deal, dealer, draw, flop, flush, fold, full house, hand, hold, joker, limit, pair, poker, pot, raise, royal flush, straight, stud, suit, tell
That's Me Out
I'm out of ideas, luck and money.
It was a good game but it's over now.
Pick up your winnings and see you next week.
It was a good game but it's over now.
Pick up your winnings and see you next week.