Pottery Puns

A fun hobby and an ideal word for making puns around - pottery making now qualifies for its very own pun page on this site.
This honor is awarded to any subject where five minutes thought has generated enough material to fashion a reasonable sized pot out of clay.
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Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
This honor is awarded to any subject where five minutes thought has generated enough material to fashion a reasonable sized pot out of clay.
ed: Do you mean web page?
Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
Puns
Win free pots in the National Pottery
Redundant potter - got fired
Breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
Potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
Overweight potter has a pot belly
Dropped pot into a pothole
Stop it - you're kiln me
Floating pot sails across the potion
Dreamy ceramic - sexpot
Redundant potter - got fired
Breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
Potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
Overweight potter has a pot belly
Dropped pot into a pothole
Stop it - you're kiln me
Floating pot sails across the potion
Dreamy ceramic - sexpot
Expressions
Feet of clay - a weakness in a person
Pot boiler - aiming creativity at popular market
Pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticise
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
Pot boiler - aiming creativity at popular market
Pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticise
Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
Famous Potters
Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Cassius Clay - boxer
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Film
Ghost - famous pottery scene
Songs
Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley
Out Of The Oven
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With luck it was not too cracked and nothing fell off while it was being read.
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