Pottery Puns for the Glazed and Confused
A fun hobby and an ideal word for making puns around - pottery making now qualifies for its very own pun page on this site.
This honor is awarded to any subject where five minutes thought has generated enough material to fashion a reasonable sized pot out of clay.
ed: Do you mean web page?
Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
Here are the puns.
This honor is awarded to any subject where five minutes thought has generated enough material to fashion a reasonable sized pot out of clay.
ed: Do you mean web page?
Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.
Here are the puns.
Puns
bored pot glazed over
breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
caught short - use a chamber pot
clay alligator - crockodile
dreamy ceramic - sexpot
dropped pot into a pothole
family of potters - kith and kiln
floating pot sails across the potion
mad potter - clayzy
overweight potter has a pot belly
potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
pregnant potter has a little pot in the oven
rebellion and the Gunpowder Pot
redundant potter - got fired
secret society of ceramic artists - potterati
stop throwing pots - you're kiln me
where pottery lives - Chinatown
win free pots in the National Pottery
breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus
caught short - use a chamber pot
clay alligator - crockodile
dreamy ceramic - sexpot
dropped pot into a pothole
family of potters - kith and kiln
floating pot sails across the potion
mad potter - clayzy
overweight potter has a pot belly
potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
pregnant potter has a little pot in the oven
rebellion and the Gunpowder Pot
redundant potter - got fired
secret society of ceramic artists - potterati
stop throwing pots - you're kiln me
where pottery lives - Chinatown
win free pots in the National Pottery
Expressions
bull in a china shop - destructive actions
feet of clay - a weakness in a person
point Percy at the porcelain - take a leak
pot boiler - creativity for making a living
pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticize
pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
feet of clay - a weakness in a person
point Percy at the porcelain - take a leak
pot boiler - creativity for making a living
pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticize
pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition
Famous Potters
Beatrix Potter - writer
Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
Davy Crockett - American folk hero
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Ming the Merciless - fictional potter
Grayson Perry - eccentric ceramic artist
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
Davy Crockett - American folk hero
Ceramic Jagger - singer
Ming the Merciless - fictional potter
Grayson Perry - eccentric ceramic artist
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang
Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator
Films and Media
Ghost - famous pottery scene
Ugetsu - Japanese potter 1953
Ugetsu - Japanese potter 1953
Social Pots
eClay - for secondhand bargain pots
FacePot - catch up with your friends
InstaGlaze - selfie pots
OnlyPots - for adult pots only
PitPot - short and sweet
Potter (now called X) - news about pots
Preddit - links for ceramics
SnapPot - snap and chat
WikiPottia - all you need to know about ceramics
FacePot - catch up with your friends
InstaGlaze - selfie pots
OnlyPots - for adult pots only
PitPot - short and sweet
Potter (now called X) - news about pots
Preddit - links for ceramics
SnapPot - snap and chat
WikiPottia - all you need to know about ceramics
Songs
Amazing Glaze - Judy Collins
Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley
Melting Pot - Blue Mink
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers, from the Ghost movie scene
Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley
Melting Pot - Blue Mink
Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers, from the Ghost movie scene
Words For Pottery Puns
Some handy words for making up your own pottery and associated puns
ceramics, china, clay, crocks, fired, glaze, kiln, porcelain, pot, potter, pottery, throw
ceramics, china, clay, crocks, fired, glaze, kiln, porcelain, pot, potter, pottery, throw
Out Of The Oven
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With luck it was not too cracked and nothing fell off while it was being read.