Pottery Puns

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A fun hobby and an ideal word for making puns around - pottery making now qualifies for its very own pun page on this site.

This honor is awarded to any subject where five minutes thought has generated enough material to fashion a reasonable sized pot out of clay.
ed: Do you mean web page?

Let's potter around and see what we can shape before the wheel stops spinning and the thing needs to be put in the oven.

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Puns

​Win free pots in the National Pottery
​Redundant potter - got fired
Breaking pot could affect No Clay Bonus

Potter can take poternity leave when baby pot arrives
​Overweight potter has a pot belly
​Dropped pot into a pothole

Stop it - you're kiln me
Floating pot sails across the potion
Dreamy ceramic - sexpot

Expressions

Feet of clay - a weakness in a person
Pot boiler - aiming creativity at popular market
​Pot calling the kettle black - no right to criticise
​Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow - superstition

Famous Potters

​Brad Pott - actor
Cassius Clay - boxer
​Ceramic Jagger - singer
Caractacus Pott - Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang

​Harry Potter - wizard
Iggy Pot - punk potter
Pol Pot - dictator

Film

Ghost - famous pottery scene

Songs

Crock Around The Clock - Bill Haley

Out Of The Oven

This page is now baked and glazed.

It can be rested on a  shelf to cool down while the rest of the internet waits for attention.

​With luck it was not too cracked and nothing fell off while it was being read.

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