Prison Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Prison.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Not that there is much funny about going to or working in a prison. But a sense of humor might help.
A handy page if you find yourself with too much time on your hands.
Let's release some puns.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Not that there is much funny about going to or working in a prison. But a sense of humor might help.
A handy page if you find yourself with too much time on your hands.
Let's release some puns.
Puns
a man walked into a bar - guard tells a story
always gets the blame - escape goat
deaf prisoner waiting for his hearing
dream of breaking out - escape of good hope
fair justice - innocent till proven poor
married in prison - courting couple
jailed reporter got the inside scoop
soldier in prison - General Custardy
use a mobile in prison - cell phone
useful trade in prison - locksmith
always gets the blame - escape goat
deaf prisoner waiting for his hearing
dream of breaking out - escape of good hope
fair justice - innocent till proven poor
married in prison - courting couple
jailed reporter got the inside scoop
soldier in prison - General Custardy
use a mobile in prison - cell phone
useful trade in prison - locksmith
Expressions
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime
Famous Prisoners
Stretch Armstrong - in for a long stretch
Nicolas Cage - actor
Norman Stanley Fletcher - Porridge sitcom
Nicolas Cage - actor
Norman Stanley Fletcher - Porridge sitcom
Film and TV
Prisoner Cell Block H - Australian TV series
Shawshank Redemption - one of the great movies
Shawshank Redemption - one of the great movies
Social Prisoners
eBail - find cheap lawyers
FaceBreak - stay in touch with friends on the outside
Instacrime - share pics of your exploits
LockedIn - check out careers while behind bars
OnlyFines - glamor pics of life outside prison
Wickedpedia - where the real crooks hang out
FaceBreak - stay in touch with friends on the outside
Instacrime - share pics of your exploits
LockedIn - check out careers while behind bars
OnlyFines - glamor pics of life outside prison
Wickedpedia - where the real crooks hang out
Songs
30 Days In The Hole - Humble Pie
Back On The Chain Gang - Pretenders
Jail Guitar Doors - The Clash
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
San Quentin - Johnny Cash
Back On The Chain Gang - Pretenders
Jail Guitar Doors - The Clash
Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
San Quentin - Johnny Cash
Words for Making Prison Puns
A handy list of words for punning about prison.
appeal, bail, bars, breakout, cage, cell, court, crime, custody, escape, fine, guard, guilty, hearing, innocent, inside, jail, lock, imprisonment, parole, prison, release, sentence, stretch, warden
appeal, bail, bars, breakout, cage, cell, court, crime, custody, escape, fine, guard, guilty, hearing, innocent, inside, jail, lock, imprisonment, parole, prison, release, sentence, stretch, warden
Released
You are free to go.
Try to behave.
See you again soon!
Try to behave.
See you again soon!