Realtor Puns
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Realtors and the Real Estate business.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Original and humorous with some fun illustrations too.
Puns
artist's house made of plasticine - surreal estate
fishing lodge - reel estate
he's the broker, I'm the poorer
love working in real estate - vocation, vocation, vocation
no sale - commission impossible
realtor conman - faketor
smooth sale but, no good deed goes unpunished
thanks for the mortgage, I'm forever in your debt
viewing accident - left a small deposit
fishing lodge - reel estate
he's the broker, I'm the poorer
love working in real estate - vocation, vocation, vocation
no sale - commission impossible
realtor conman - faketor
smooth sale but, no good deed goes unpunished
thanks for the mortgage, I'm forever in your debt
viewing accident - left a small deposit
Expressions
benefit from a little TLC - no floors
deceptively spacious - no roof
flexible accommodation - falling apart
room for improvement - no walls
some damp spots - underwater
deceptively spacious - no roof
flexible accommodation - falling apart
room for improvement - no walls
some damp spots - underwater
Famous Realtors
Sherlock Homes - housing investigator
The Loan Ranger - mounted mortgage broker
The Loan Ranger - mounted mortgage broker
Films and Media
The Money Pit - the fun of renovations
Songs
Words for Making Realtor Puns
A handy list of words for punning about real estate and realtors.
agent, appraisal, broker, buyer, commission, deal, debt, deed, deposit, equity, house, interest, land, lease, lender, listing, loan, location, key, market, mortgage, offer, principal, property, real estate, realtor, sale, seller, vacant
agent, appraisal, broker, buyer, commission, deal, debt, deed, deposit, equity, house, interest, land, lease, lender, listing, loan, location, key, market, mortgage, offer, principal, property, real estate, realtor, sale, seller, vacant
Deal Closed
All you need to do now is sign in three places.
Don't worry about the small print. It's just there to balance the look of the page.
First payment due tomorrow.
Don't worry about the small print. It's just there to balance the look of the page.
First payment due tomorrow.