Rowing Puns to Dip Into
Rowing is a fine sport. The swish of oars, boat on water, speed and timing - a great way to exercise and relax while enjoying the outdoors and freedom.
It is also handy for making some oarsome puns.
This page is dedicated solely to the pursuit of rowing humor. We may catch the occasional crab but that is all part of being a coxless writer whose sole aim to to get to the end of the page without sinking.
There will be no crewed jokes here.
Without further ado - ready all, row!
It is also handy for making some oarsome puns.
This page is dedicated solely to the pursuit of rowing humor. We may catch the occasional crab but that is all part of being a coxless writer whose sole aim to to get to the end of the page without sinking.
There will be no crewed jokes here.
Without further ado - ready all, row!
Puns
boating company floated, then promptly sunk
caught a crab with first row - stroke of luck
easy rowing - oar so simple
exercise with oarobics
female rowing team - no cox
fishing with oars - catch crabs
flirtatious oarsman - Rowmeo
genius rower is a little oartistic
head of the river - take a bow
holiday in Rowmania - leave from Heathrow
hold a wake for departed oarsmen
hot oars - heatstroke
Italian stroke - rowman
losing team - cry me a river
music for rowing - skiffle
out of work oarsman lives on Skid Row
pirate rowers fly a Scull and Crossbones
practice on dry land - lawn rowing
regattas, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention
rower with sword - gay blade
rowing four - quad squad
run your last race on death row
song for the team - crew sing
successful rowers eat Coxes apples
training a crew - rowing pains
useless team - coxless
witty rowing puns - so oariginal
caught a crab with first row - stroke of luck
easy rowing - oar so simple
exercise with oarobics
female rowing team - no cox
fishing with oars - catch crabs
flirtatious oarsman - Rowmeo
genius rower is a little oartistic
head of the river - take a bow
holiday in Rowmania - leave from Heathrow
hold a wake for departed oarsmen
hot oars - heatstroke
Italian stroke - rowman
losing team - cry me a river
music for rowing - skiffle
out of work oarsman lives on Skid Row
pirate rowers fly a Scull and Crossbones
practice on dry land - lawn rowing
regattas, I have a few, but then again, too few to mention
rower with sword - gay blade
rowing four - quad squad
run your last race on death row
song for the team - crew sing
successful rowers eat Coxes apples
training a crew - rowing pains
useless team - coxless
witty rowing puns - so oariginal
Expressions
Different strokes for different folks - we like what we like
To be oar not to be - Shakespeare
Water, water, everywhere - well yeah
To be oar not to be - Shakespeare
Water, water, everywhere - well yeah
Famous Rowers
Courteney Cox - Friends actress
Jethrow Tull - invented the seed drill
River Phoenix - actor
Rowman Polanski - director
Dana Scully - X-Files
Howard Stern - shock jock
The Strokes - rock band
Oarson Welles - director
Jethrow Tull - invented the seed drill
River Phoenix - actor
Rowman Polanski - director
Dana Scully - X-Files
Howard Stern - shock jock
The Strokes - rock band
Oarson Welles - director
Films
Blade Runner - wet sci fi
Quadrophenia - The Who take up rowing
Scull Island - big monkey learns how to row
Shape of Water - it's flat
Quadrophenia - The Who take up rowing
Scull Island - big monkey learns how to row
Shape of Water - it's flat
Social Rowing
eBlade - secondhand rowing equipment
FloatBook - catch-up with team members
Feathereddit - Reddit for rowing types
LaunchedIn - find a new crew
NetSkiffs - movie night
OnlyCoxes - for fans of hunky rowers
Punterest - galleries of floating craft
Rower - Tinder for oarsmen, swipe port / starboard
SnapCatch - rowing pics with captions
Sportify - music for rowing
Sinkipedia - everything you need to know
FloatBook - catch-up with team members
Feathereddit - Reddit for rowing types
LaunchedIn - find a new crew
NetSkiffs - movie night
OnlyCoxes - for fans of hunky rowers
Punterest - galleries of floating craft
Rower - Tinder for oarsmen, swipe port / starboard
SnapCatch - rowing pics with captions
Sportify - music for rowing
Sinkipedia - everything you need to know
Songs about Rowing
I Lost My Heart To A Starboard Trooper - Sarah Brightman
Ol' Man River - Paul Robeson
Never Mind the Rowlocks - Here's the Water Pistols
River Deep, Mountain High - Ike & Tina Turner state the bleedin' obvious
Row, row, row your boat - nursery rhyme
The First Crab Is the Deepest - Rod Stewart
Ol' Man River - Paul Robeson
Never Mind the Rowlocks - Here's the Water Pistols
River Deep, Mountain High - Ike & Tina Turner state the bleedin' obvious
Row, row, row your boat - nursery rhyme
The First Crab Is the Deepest - Rod Stewart
Words for Rowing Puns
Here are some handy words for making puns about rowing.
blade, bow, catch, crab, crew, cox, coxless, drive, feather, float, launch, oar, port, quad, regatta, river, row, rowing, scull, sink, skiff, starboard, stern, stroke, wake, water
blade, bow, catch, crab, crew, cox, coxless, drive, feather, float, launch, oar, port, quad, regatta, river, row, rowing, scull, sink, skiff, starboard, stern, stroke, wake, water
Back in the Boathouse
Despite a love for all things rowing there is still a lot of work to do with this page.
Rather than an Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race set of puns we have ended up in a slowly deflating dinghy with a paddle disappearing from view.
No matter. It will get better with practice and a favourable current.
Thanks for visiting. Let's do launch sometime.
Rather than an Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race set of puns we have ended up in a slowly deflating dinghy with a paddle disappearing from view.
No matter. It will get better with practice and a favourable current.
Thanks for visiting. Let's do launch sometime.