Funny Shoe Puns for Loveable Brogues
A page of shoe puns may be one of the easier to create.
There are parts of a shoe that lend themselves to punning - sole, heel, lace.
Then the types of shoes from loafers to brogues and many in between.
Like the rest of the pun pages on this site this one aims to covers puns, song, people and anything humorous to do with the shoe.
Celebrating equal shopportunity and our right to shoes - let's take a hike.
Here are the puns.
There are parts of a shoe that lend themselves to punning - sole, heel, lace.
Then the types of shoes from loafers to brogues and many in between.
Like the rest of the pun pages on this site this one aims to covers puns, song, people and anything humorous to do with the shoe.
Celebrating equal shopportunity and our right to shoes - let's take a hike.
Here are the puns.
Puns
being a shoe is my sole purpose
buy shoes from a bootique
dodgy shoe seller is a brogue trader
dropped a shoe in the toilet and clogged it
fit footwear goes to boot camp
French baking - choux pastry
heartless shoe can be a heel
holiday resort for well-heeled shoes - Sandals
impolite shoemakers - cobblers
kick off your shoes and have socks on the beach
musical shoe - sole singer
new shoes? Tread carefully
only one shoe? hop to it
politicians are always flip-flopping
Queen's footwear consultant - footman
shoes in love - sole-mates
tap dancer slipped and fell in the sink
that sneaker is a loveable old brogue
buy shoes from a bootique
dodgy shoe seller is a brogue trader
dropped a shoe in the toilet and clogged it
fit footwear goes to boot camp
French baking - choux pastry
heartless shoe can be a heel
holiday resort for well-heeled shoes - Sandals
impolite shoemakers - cobblers
kick off your shoes and have socks on the beach
musical shoe - sole singer
new shoes? Tread carefully
only one shoe? hop to it
politicians are always flip-flopping
Queen's footwear consultant - footman
shoes in love - sole-mates
tap dancer slipped and fell in the sink
that sneaker is a loveable old brogue
Expressions
best foot forward - let's get on with it and be the best you can
if the shoe fits, wear it - if a description applies to you then own it
flip-flop - change direction repeatedly
on your uppers - broke
the boot is on the other foot - a situation has been reversed
walk a mile in his moccasins - don't judge someone unless you have lived their life
if the shoe fits, wear it - if a description applies to you then own it
flip-flop - change direction repeatedly
on your uppers - broke
the boot is on the other foot - a situation has been reversed
walk a mile in his moccasins - don't judge someone unless you have lived their life
Films
Das Boot - undersea footwear popular in wartime
Footloose - when shoe laces come undone
Kinky Boots - save the shoe factory
Kingsman - notable code phrase "Oxfords, not brogues"
Puss In Boots - wears kitten heels
Sneakers - NSA spy on people's feet
Footloose - when shoe laces come undone
Kinky Boots - save the shoe factory
Kingsman - notable code phrase "Oxfords, not brogues"
Puss In Boots - wears kitten heels
Sneakers - NSA spy on people's feet
People
Cinderella - lost her shoe
Richard Reid - the Shoe Bomber
Franz Schubert - composer
Michael Schumacher - F1 driver
Amy Schumer - actress
Jack Slipper - Great Train Robbery detective known as "Slipper of the Yard"
Meghan Trainor - singer
Duke of Wellington - defeated Napoleon and his foot soldiers
Richard Reid - the Shoe Bomber
Franz Schubert - composer
Michael Schumacher - F1 driver
Amy Schumer - actress
Jack Slipper - Great Train Robbery detective known as "Slipper of the Yard"
Meghan Trainor - singer
Duke of Wellington - defeated Napoleon and his foot soldiers
Social Shoes
Cloggit - Reddit with clogs on
FaceBoot - show friends your latest trainers
LacedIn - networking tie-ups for new jobs
Netflip-flop - flip channels, watch flops
OnlyFlats - for fans of ladies feet
SandalChat - amusing shoe pics with captions
Totter (now X) - stiletto wit
Wikipodiatry - for all your foot information
YouTumble - videos of people tripping up
FaceBoot - show friends your latest trainers
LacedIn - networking tie-ups for new jobs
Netflip-flop - flip channels, watch flops
OnlyFlats - for fans of ladies feet
SandalChat - amusing shoe pics with captions
Totter (now X) - stiletto wit
Wikipodiatry - for all your foot information
YouTumble - videos of people tripping up
Songs
Bad Sneakers - Steely Dan
Blue Suede Shoes - Carl Perkins
Old Brown Shoe - Beatles
Peggy Shoe - Buddy Holly
These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
Blue Suede Shoes - Carl Perkins
Old Brown Shoe - Beatles
Peggy Shoe - Buddy Holly
These Boots Are Made For Walking - Nancy Sinatra
Words for Making Shoe Puns
Handy words for punning around shoes.
boot, brogue, clog, cobbler, flats, feet, flip-flop, heel, laces, loafer, sandal, shoe, shoelace, shoeprint, slipper, sneaker, sole, stilettos, toe, tongue, trainers, tread, wedges
boot, brogue, clog, cobbler, flats, feet, flip-flop, heel, laces, loafer, sandal, shoe, shoelace, shoeprint, slipper, sneaker, sole, stilettos, toe, tongue, trainers, tread, wedges
The Shoe's Over
Time to take off those work shoes and slip into something more comfortable.
Turn the light off as you leave.
Turn the light off as you leave.