Funny Snail Puns!
Here is a page of funny, cute and occasionally clever puns about Snails.
Original and humorous wordplay with some fun illustrations too.
We all love snails, except for people who don't, but it is unlikely they would look at a page of snail puns.
Unless they wanted to call out rude remarks to passing snails. Let's not dwell on that.
Here are the puns.
Original and humorous wordplay with some fun illustrations too.
We all love snails, except for people who don't, but it is unlikely they would look at a page of snail puns.
Unless they wanted to call out rude remarks to passing snails. Let's not dwell on that.
Here are the puns.
Puns
attractive snail - ornamantle
awkward snail put his foot in it
cheer up a snail - tickle his tentacle
convicted snail will have to face the mucus
departing snail - snailed into the distance
dodgy snailsman - bit slimy
flatulent snail - gastropod
fighting snails - slugging it out tooth and snail
loser snail - snailed into insignificance
never trust that snail - he's an invertebrate liar
party snail was a social slimer
retiring snail passed the mantle to a newcomer
single snail - footloose and fancy free
slugs are homeless snails
snail in prison - if you can't do the slime, don't do the crime
snail trail on my head - it was mucus to my ears
surprised snail - his eyes were out on stalks
trousers for snails - escargot pants
awkward snail put his foot in it
cheer up a snail - tickle his tentacle
convicted snail will have to face the mucus
departing snail - snailed into the distance
dodgy snailsman - bit slimy
flatulent snail - gastropod
fighting snails - slugging it out tooth and snail
loser snail - snailed into insignificance
never trust that snail - he's an invertebrate liar
party snail was a social slimer
retiring snail passed the mantle to a newcomer
single snail - footloose and fancy free
slugs are homeless snails
snail in prison - if you can't do the slime, don't do the crime
snail trail on my head - it was mucus to my ears
surprised snail - his eyes were out on stalks
trousers for snails - escargot pants
Expressions
gastropod - Greek for stomach and foot
she sells seashells by the seashore - tongue twister
slow and steady wins the race - sometimes
snail mail - letter post
snailed it - for when the snail gets it right
snail's pace - bit on the slow side
she sells seashells by the seashore - tongue twister
slow and steady wins the race - sometimes
snail mail - letter post
snailed it - for when the snail gets it right
snail's pace - bit on the slow side
Famous Snails
Slug Larsson - writer
Hilary Mantle - writer
Percy Bysshe Shelley - writer
Fatboy Slime - musician
Snailor Swift - singer
Hilary Mantle - writer
Percy Bysshe Shelley - writer
Fatboy Slime - musician
Snailor Swift - singer
Film and TV
Footloose - dancing snail lets rip
Slug Millionaire - slug quiz fanatic makes good
Sound of Mucus - snails singing in the hills
Withsnail and I - out of work snails behaving badly
Slug Millionaire - slug quiz fanatic makes good
Sound of Mucus - snails singing in the hills
Withsnail and I - out of work snails behaving badly
Names for Pet Snails
Mishell, Slimon, Slimone, Shelby, Snailer, Snaillette, Snaily McSnailface, Speedy, Whorliam
Social Snails
FootBook - keep up with friends and family
SlimedIn - career networking for snails
OnlySlugs - for fans of snails with their kit off
Snaileddit - a slower version of Reddit
Spotify - download mucus to listen to
Whorlipedia - all the snail info you need
SlimedIn - career networking for snails
OnlySlugs - for fans of snails with their kit off
Snaileddit - a slower version of Reddit
Spotify - download mucus to listen to
Whorlipedia - all the snail info you need
Songs
Gimme Shellter - Rolling Stones
Highway to Shell - AC/DC
Lost In Mucus - Sister Sledge
Shellter from the Storm - Bob Dylan
Slime of the Century - Supertramp
The Real Slime Shady - Eminem
Highway to Shell - AC/DC
Lost In Mucus - Sister Sledge
Shellter from the Storm - Bob Dylan
Slime of the Century - Supertramp
The Real Slime Shady - Eminem
Words for Snail Punning
A handy set of words for making snail puns.
escargot, eyestalks, foot, gastropod, invertebrate, mantle, mucus, seashell, shell, slime, slug, snail, tentacles, whorls
escargot, eyestalks, foot, gastropod, invertebrate, mantle, mucus, seashell, shell, slime, slug, snail, tentacles, whorls
Back In Our Shells
That's more than enough excitement, rushing through all these puns.
Please wipe off any excess trails from this page to leave it nice and clean for the next visitor.
Please wipe off any excess trails from this page to leave it nice and clean for the next visitor.