Swimming Puns

Swimming is a fun hobby and sport for health, relaxation and punning.
Having paused for a breather after several lengths of the pool it is time to gather some puns.
Diving straight in at the deep end these puns should make you gasp for air.
Put your goggles on and jump head first into clear refreshing waters. Er. Web page.
Having paused for a breather after several lengths of the pool it is time to gather some puns.
Diving straight in at the deep end these puns should make you gasp for air.
Put your goggles on and jump head first into clear refreshing waters. Er. Web page.
Puns
Save up for swimfest - pool your resources
Rundown swimming pool is a bit of a dive
Show off glamour puss - diva
Swimming insect - butterfly
Aquatic elephants - swimming trunks
Swimming pool evidence - lido detector
Rundown swimming pool is a bit of a dive
Show off glamour puss - diva
Swimming insect - butterfly
Aquatic elephants - swimming trunks
Swimming pool evidence - lido detector
Expressions
In the swim - involved in things
Sink or swim - swimming is better
Swimming with the fishes - Mafia threat
Sink or swim - swimming is better
Swimming with the fishes - Mafia threat
Names
Lady Godiva - horseback rider
Cleo Laine - jazz singer
David Schwimmer - Friends actor
Cleo Laine - jazz singer
David Schwimmer - Friends actor
Films
Changing Lanes - thriller
Deadpool - comic fun
Deathly Shallows - Harry Potter
Lord of the Rubber Rings - Tolkien
Shape of Water - it's rectangular
Splash - mermaid thing
Deadpool - comic fun
Deathly Shallows - Harry Potter
Lord of the Rubber Rings - Tolkien
Shape of Water - it's rectangular
Splash - mermaid thing
Songs
Brothers in Armbands - Dire Straits
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees
Old Jokes
Teacher: Tommy - you were peeing in the swimming pool
Tommy: Everyone pees in the pool
Teacher: Not from the top diving board they don't
Diner: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The breaststroke
Don't go swimming when it's raining - you'll get wet
Tommy: Everyone pees in the pool
Teacher: Not from the top diving board they don't
Diner: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The breaststroke
Don't go swimming when it's raining - you'll get wet
Time's Up
It may seem like you got less than a full hour in the pool but it was free.
Make sure you wash your feet on the way out and take dirty towels home with you.
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Make sure you wash your feet on the way out and take dirty towels home with you.
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