Swimming Puns to Make a Splash!
A page of swimming humor with puns about swimming plus expressions, jokes, names, songs - amusement for swimmers while they catch their breath by the side of pool.
Swimming is a fun hobby, exercise and sport for health, relaxation and punning. It is open to all abilities and ages.
From paddling and swimming pools through to rivers, lakes and the sea there are a host of places to enjoy the water.
Swimming is a fun hobby, exercise and sport for health, relaxation and punning. It is open to all abilities and ages.
From paddling and swimming pools through to rivers, lakes and the sea there are a host of places to enjoy the water.
Let's put our armbands and goggles on. We can start at the shallow end or plunge straight into the deep from the top diving board.
Remember to come up for air and breathe properly.
Let's dive into the puns.
Remember to come up for air and breathe properly.
Let's dive into the puns.
Puns
couple got married in water - was a white wading
don't go swimming when it's raining - you'll get wet
elephants never forget their swimming trunks
exercise in water with poolates
female swimmers - swamen
go swimming - get your kicks
lawyer in deep water - no briefs
nervous swimmer - take the plunge
play underwater tennis at Swimbledon
rundown swimming pool - a dive
save up for swimfest - pool your resources
Shakespeare at the pool - top diving bard
swimmer gives evidence - lido detector
swimming insect - butterfly
swimming journalist wins the Poolitzer Prize
time a fast swimmer with a speedo meter
very important swimmer - diva
water baseball - three strokes and you're out
watery teepee - swigswam
you can deep end on swimming friends
don't go swimming when it's raining - you'll get wet
elephants never forget their swimming trunks
exercise in water with poolates
female swimmers - swamen
go swimming - get your kicks
lawyer in deep water - no briefs
nervous swimmer - take the plunge
play underwater tennis at Swimbledon
rundown swimming pool - a dive
save up for swimfest - pool your resources
Shakespeare at the pool - top diving bard
swimmer gives evidence - lido detector
swimming insect - butterfly
swimming journalist wins the Poolitzer Prize
time a fast swimmer with a speedo meter
very important swimmer - diva
water baseball - three strokes and you're out
watery teepee - swigswam
you can deep end on swimming friends
Expressions
Budgie smugglers - tight swim trunks
Different strokes for different folks - we like what we like
In the swim - involved in things
Make a splash - create some attention
Shark biscuit - Australian surfboard
Sink or swim - swimming is better
Swimming with the fishes - Mafia threat
Take the plunge - go for it
Different strokes for different folks - we like what we like
In the swim - involved in things
Make a splash - create some attention
Shark biscuit - Australian surfboard
Sink or swim - swimming is better
Swimming with the fishes - Mafia threat
Take the plunge - go for it
Famous Swimmers
Lady Godiva - horseback rider
Cleo Laine - jazz singer
David Schwimmer - Friends actor
Cleo Laine - jazz singer
David Schwimmer - Friends actor
Films
Brief Encounter - man finds pair of swimming trunks
Changing Lanes - thriller
Deadpool - comic fun
Deathly Shallows - Harry Potter
Jaws - the beaches are open
Lord of the Rubber Rings - Frodo learns to swim
Shape of Water - it's rectangular
Splash - mermaid thing
Changing Lanes - thriller
Deadpool - comic fun
Deathly Shallows - Harry Potter
Jaws - the beaches are open
Lord of the Rubber Rings - Frodo learns to swim
Shape of Water - it's rectangular
Splash - mermaid thing
Jokes
Teacher: Tommy - you were peeing in the swimming pool
Tommy: Everyone pees in the pool
Teacher: Not from the top diving board they don't
Diner: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The breaststroke
Tommy: Everyone pees in the pool
Teacher: Not from the top diving board they don't
Diner: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: The breaststroke
Social Swimming
FacePool - look at us and our lovely pool
Goggle - search for swimming puns
Instaswim - swimming selfies
LinkedSwim - a career in swimming
OnlyTans - for your subscription swimming pics
Splashify - sing while you swim
Wikipooldia - all the information you need
YouSwam - and then you made a video about it
Goggle - search for swimming puns
Instaswim - swimming selfies
LinkedSwim - a career in swimming
OnlyTans - for your subscription swimming pics
Splashify - sing while you swim
Wikipooldia - all the information you need
YouSwam - and then you made a video about it
Songs
Brothers in Armbands - Dire Straits
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees
Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs
How Deep Is Your Love - Bee Gees
Lido Shuffle - Boz Scaggs
Words for Swimming Puns
Handy words for making up puns to do with swimming.
aquatic, armbands, backstroke, briefs, butterfly, crawl, deep end, dive, fins, flippers, float, floater, goggle, kick, lido, medley, paddle, pool, plunge, splash, stroke, swim, swimmer, swimming, speedos, synchro, trunks, underwater, wading, water, wet
aquatic, armbands, backstroke, briefs, butterfly, crawl, deep end, dive, fins, flippers, float, floater, goggle, kick, lido, medley, paddle, pool, plunge, splash, stroke, swim, swimmer, swimming, speedos, synchro, trunks, underwater, wading, water, wet
Time's Up
The last swimming pun has swum to the side and got out of the pool.
We plumbed the depths of the deep end and dragged up some humor from the bottom.
Time to get changed and return to dry land.
We plumbed the depths of the deep end and dragged up some humor from the bottom.
Time to get changed and return to dry land.