Tennis Puns
A page of puns and other fun stuff relating to the world of tennis.
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Here are the puns.
Serving up some easy lobs and finishing with a smash or a drop shot - there should be something to love.
If the page gets too long it will be permissible to take a medical timeout as long as you finish the match.
See you in court!
Here are the puns.
Puns
cool drink between games - orange deuce
gangster tennis players - racketeers
gave him a backhanded compliment
LAPD - serve and protect
legal players - see you on court
OK, OK, you made your point
nervous tennis racket is highly strung
not fair, not my fault
political player - lots of spin
psycho tennis - slice and dice
Taylor Swift serves - another smash hit
tennis exam - aced it
tennis lovers - court in the act
tennis party - what a racket
tried jumping the net - new balls please
unable to make drop shot after lob-otomy
walking backwards - it's the wrong approach
Watson goes a point up on Holmes - de deuced it
gangster tennis players - racketeers
gave him a backhanded compliment
LAPD - serve and protect
legal players - see you on court
OK, OK, you made your point
nervous tennis racket is highly strung
not fair, not my fault
political player - lots of spin
psycho tennis - slice and dice
Taylor Swift serves - another smash hit
tennis exam - aced it
tennis lovers - court in the act
tennis party - what a racket
tried jumping the net - new balls please
unable to make drop shot after lob-otomy
walking backwards - it's the wrong approach
Watson goes a point up on Holmes - de deuced it
Expressions
Different strokes for different folks - we all play differently
I dink therefore I am - Descartes
The tennis mightier than the sword
You cannot be serious - McEnroe
I dink therefore I am - Descartes
The tennis mightier than the sword
You cannot be serious - McEnroe
Famous Tennis Players
Cassius Clay Court - boxer
Tennis Hopper - actor
Sir Walter Rally - English statesman
Lord Tennyson - poet
Tennis Hopper - actor
Sir Walter Rally - English statesman
Lord Tennyson - poet
Films
Tennis films from Volleywood.
Break Back Mountain - two guys make a game of it
Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigalo
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - James Bond
The Drop - Tom Hardy
The Umpire Strikes Back - Star Wars
And of course, the Monty Python Tennis Sketch
Break Back Mountain - two guys make a game of it
Deuce Bigalow - Male Gigalo
On Her Majesty's Secret Service - James Bond
The Drop - Tom Hardy
The Umpire Strikes Back - Star Wars
And of course, the Monty Python Tennis Sketch
Social Tennis
eBreak - bargain rackets
Instagame - selfie pics of players
LobbedIn - tennis careers
Netflix - movies for tennis fans
OnlyPlayers - for fans of tennis
Pointerest - collections of tennis shots
Shotify - music while you play
SmashChat - pics AND captions
Volleypedia - all the shots
Instagame - selfie pics of players
LobbedIn - tennis careers
Netflix - movies for tennis fans
OnlyPlayers - for fans of tennis
Pointerest - collections of tennis shots
Shotify - music while you play
SmashChat - pics AND captions
Volleypedia - all the shots
Songs
Ace of Spades - Motorhead
All You Need Is Lob - Beatles
Anyone For Tennis - Cream
Let It Be - Beatles
Serve to Love - Bryan Ferry
All You Need Is Lob - Beatles
Anyone For Tennis - Cream
Let It Be - Beatles
Serve to Love - Bryan Ferry
Words for Tennis Punning
A handy list of words for making tennis puns.
ace, approach, backhand, break, clay, court, deuce, fault, forehand, game, grass, let, lob, love, net, out, point, racket, rally, receiver, serve, service, slice, smash, stroke, tennis, umpire, volley
ace, approach, backhand, break, clay, court, deuce, fault, forehand, game, grass, let, lob, love, net, out, point, racket, rally, receiver, serve, service, slice, smash, stroke, tennis, umpire, volley
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