Water Puns
Fish swim in it, Jesus walked on it and some people drink it when the bars are shut.
Fortunately the river banks never close, except on Sundays, so this page has been developed to see if there is any humor lurking beneath the surface.
Water makes up 60% of our bodies and is ok as a milk substitute when taking a bath.
Surely there is something funny about it too?
Let's dive in to some water puns.
Fortunately the river banks never close, except on Sundays, so this page has been developed to see if there is any humor lurking beneath the surface.
Water makes up 60% of our bodies and is ok as a milk substitute when taking a bath.
Surely there is something funny about it too?
Let's dive in to some water puns.
Puns
another downpour - floody hell
arrested for stealing a bucket - can you make bail?
beavers blocked the river again - dam
borrow some seawater to tide you over
buy wet goods from the Amazon
dry day - Thirstday
freeze the sea - stop m'ocean
moptops - Beatles haircuts
run down pool is a bit of a dive
stood in the river for live streaming
tap stuck, call a plumber - don't faucet
tide went out - don't forget to wave
three holes in the road - well, well, well
water company went under - needed a bailout
which sea - be more Pacific
write an ode to water with a fountain pen
arrested for stealing a bucket - can you make bail?
beavers blocked the river again - dam
borrow some seawater to tide you over
buy wet goods from the Amazon
dry day - Thirstday
freeze the sea - stop m'ocean
moptops - Beatles haircuts
run down pool is a bit of a dive
stood in the river for live streaming
tap stuck, call a plumber - don't faucet
tide went out - don't forget to wave
three holes in the road - well, well, well
water company went under - needed a bailout
which sea - be more Pacific
write an ode to water with a fountain pen
Expressions
Never rains but it pours - slightly pessimistic outlook on life
Pour oil on troubled waters - create instant eco disaster
Still waters run deep - there may be plenty going on beneath the surface
Thin as a yard of pump water - a skinny person
Time and tide wait for no man - inevitability
Water, water, everywhere / Nor any drop to drink - from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Pour oil on troubled waters - create instant eco disaster
Still waters run deep - there may be plenty going on beneath the surface
Thin as a yard of pump water - a skinny person
Time and tide wait for no man - inevitability
Water, water, everywhere / Nor any drop to drink - from the Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Films
Jaws - don't go in the water
Ocean's Eleven - crime brat pack
Pail Rider - Clint Eastwood
Reservoir Dogs - Tarantino pours it on
Shape of Water - it's flat obviously
Titanic - disaster movie
Waterworld - Costner project
Wind River - not much wind or river, lots of snow
Ocean's Eleven - crime brat pack
Pail Rider - Clint Eastwood
Reservoir Dogs - Tarantino pours it on
Shape of Water - it's flat obviously
Titanic - disaster movie
Waterworld - Costner project
Wind River - not much wind or river, lots of snow
Joke
"It's raining cats and dogs out there"
"I know, I just stepped into a poodle"
"I know, I just stepped into a poodle"
People
Dick Van Dyke - actor
Flow-Jo - track and field superstar
Billy Ocean - singer
River Phoenix - actor
Joan Rivers - comic
Brooke Shields - actress
Bruce Springsteen - rocker
Muddy Waters - blues player
Flow-Jo - track and field superstar
Billy Ocean - singer
River Phoenix - actor
Joan Rivers - comic
Brooke Shields - actress
Bruce Springsteen - rocker
Muddy Waters - blues player
Social Media
eBail - cheap mops and buckets
FaceBrook - keep up with friends
Icestagram - influencers sell bottled water
SinkedIn - career taking a dive?
Spiltify - music while you clean up
Waterpedia - all you need to stay afloat
Wetflix - soggy movies
YouTub - videos of floating foolery
FaceBrook - keep up with friends
Icestagram - influencers sell bottled water
SinkedIn - career taking a dive?
Spiltify - music while you clean up
Waterpedia - all you need to stay afloat
Wetflix - soggy movies
YouTub - videos of floating foolery
Songs
Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
Moon River - Audrey Hepburn
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
Surfin' USA - Beach Boys
There's A Hole In My Bucket - Harry Belafonte
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin
Moon River - Audrey Hepburn
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
Surfin' USA - Beach Boys
There's A Hole In My Bucket - Harry Belafonte
Walking on Sunshine - Katrina and the Waves
When the Levee Breaks - Led Zeppelin
Words for Making Water Puns
A handy set of words for water punning.
bail, bucket, dam, drain, drip, faucet, float, flood, flow, freeze, ice, lake, leak, levee, liquid, mop, ocean, pail, rain, reservoir, ripple, river, sea, sink, soggy, sopping, stream, submerge, tap, tide, thirst, water, waterfall, wave, well, wet
bail, bucket, dam, drain, drip, faucet, float, flood, flow, freeze, ice, lake, leak, levee, liquid, mop, ocean, pail, rain, reservoir, ripple, river, sea, sink, soggy, sopping, stream, submerge, tap, tide, thirst, water, waterfall, wave, well, wet
Water Shortage
With a watery eye it is time to turn the taps off.
An immediate water pun ban has been imposed in order to conserve stocks at the local reservoir of soggy gags.
To be resumed during the next monsoon.
An immediate water pun ban has been imposed in order to conserve stocks at the local reservoir of soggy gags.
To be resumed during the next monsoon.