Funny Wine Puns!
A collection of wine puns, jokes and other humorous wordplay relating to grapes, wine-making and most importantly, wine-consuming.
As you sip a fine vintage in some pleasant company what better way to engage in sparkling conversation than with the help of some equally fine aged puns.
This is a page for the wine buff, connoisseur and enthusiast. It has been mellowed on the internet in a fine oak cask to reach its full potential.
Let's pop the cork, pretend we have half an idea about wine, and relax with a pun or two.
Here they are.
As you sip a fine vintage in some pleasant company what better way to engage in sparkling conversation than with the help of some equally fine aged puns.
This is a page for the wine buff, connoisseur and enthusiast. It has been mellowed on the internet in a fine oak cask to reach its full potential.
Let's pop the cork, pretend we have half an idea about wine, and relax with a pun or two.
Here they are.
Puns About Wine
a meter of grapes - vine yard
a bottle and a book - Grape Expectations
banging restaurant - wine and dynamite
bearded drunk - hicster
congratulate sommelier on his stellar cellar
drink wine and don't stay bottled up
emptied glass to retrieve necklace - pearls before wine
German sommelier - enjoy die vine
glass to rude bottle - wind your neck in
horse drinks wine - champagne at the bit
Irish wine excursion starts with Cork
it's a short hop from Vino to Wino
je t'adore mon sherry
my wine is my raisin d'etre
only stale bread? - I propose a toast
pour favor, one more glass
raise a glass to champagne socialists
Rose blushed when the Savignon Blanced her
vinegar cat - sourpuss
wine in the sun - tannin
winemaker exercise - aromabics
a bottle and a book - Grape Expectations
banging restaurant - wine and dynamite
bearded drunk - hicster
congratulate sommelier on his stellar cellar
drink wine and don't stay bottled up
emptied glass to retrieve necklace - pearls before wine
German sommelier - enjoy die vine
glass to rude bottle - wind your neck in
horse drinks wine - champagne at the bit
Irish wine excursion starts with Cork
it's a short hop from Vino to Wino
je t'adore mon sherry
my wine is my raisin d'etre
only stale bread? - I propose a toast
pour favor, one more glass
raise a glass to champagne socialists
Rose blushed when the Savignon Blanced her
vinegar cat - sourpuss
wine in the sun - tannin
winemaker exercise - aromabics
Expressions
Any port in a storm - when times are tough anything will do
Bottled it - failed under pressure
Don't put new wine in old bottles - valuable Biblical advice
Glass half-empty - time for a top up
Pop my cork - go crazy
Put a cork in it - tell someone to stop talking
Sour grapes - unpleasant outcome leaves a bad taste in the mouth
There's many a sip 'twixt the glass and the lip
Wine o'clock - time to start drinking
Bottled it - failed under pressure
Don't put new wine in old bottles - valuable Biblical advice
Glass half-empty - time for a top up
Pop my cork - go crazy
Put a cork in it - tell someone to stop talking
Sour grapes - unpleasant outcome leaves a bad taste in the mouth
There's many a sip 'twixt the glass and the lip
Wine o'clock - time to start drinking
Films About Wine
Grapes of Wrath - Great Depression
Magnum Force - Dirty Harry
Sommelier Like It Hot - mulled wine appreciation
The Grape Escape - World Wine II
Magnum Force - Dirty Harry
Sommelier Like It Hot - mulled wine appreciation
The Grape Escape - World Wine II
Famous Winos
Sandro Bottlecelli - artist
Vin Diesel - actor
Bucks Fizz - Eurovision pop
Harvey Wine Stain - Hollywood producer
Amy Winehouse - singer
Jack White - musician
Vin Diesel - actor
Bucks Fizz - Eurovision pop
Harvey Wine Stain - Hollywood producer
Amy Winehouse - singer
Jack White - musician
Quotes
Beer is made by men, wine by God - Martin Luther
I drink therefore I am - Descartes
I shall drink no wine before it's time. Ok it's time - Groucho Marx
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Tom Waits
Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy - Alexander Fleming
I drink therefore I am - Descartes
I shall drink no wine before it's time. Ok it's time - Groucho Marx
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy - Tom Waits
Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy - Alexander Fleming
Social Wines
ClinkedIn - find new careers in viticulture
Instagrape - share pictures of wine
OffMyFaceBook - social drinking
OnlyWines - look at those beautiful bottles
Schnappschat - tell your friends
Treaddit - links for winemakers
Vine - short videos from the vineyard - now graveyard
Instagrape - share pictures of wine
OffMyFaceBook - social drinking
OnlyWines - look at those beautiful bottles
Schnappschat - tell your friends
Treaddit - links for winemakers
Vine - short videos from the vineyard - now graveyard
Songs About Wine
I Heard It Through The Grapevine - Marvin Gaye
Red Red Wine - UB40
Riesling's To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
Ten Green Bottles
Red Red Wine - UB40
Riesling's To Be Cheerful - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
Ten Green Bottles
The Wine and the Romans
The title gives it away but if you have forgotten, or never seen, a fun sketch asks what the Roman's did for the people.
What Have The Roman's Ever Done For Us - Monty Python
What Have The Roman's Ever Done For Us - Monty Python
Trivia
George of Clarence died in a vat of Malmsey wine - 1478
Words For Wine Puns
Some handy words and terms for punning.
aroma, bottle, cask, cellar, champagne, chateau, clink, cork, corkscrew, drink, dry, ferment, grape, magnum, neck, port, pour, red, riesling, rose, sherry, sip, sweet, tannin, toast, vine, vineyard, viniculture, white, wine, winemaker
aroma, bottle, cask, cellar, champagne, chateau, clink, cork, corkscrew, drink, dry, ferment, grape, magnum, neck, port, pour, red, riesling, rose, sherry, sip, sweet, tannin, toast, vine, vineyard, viniculture, white, wine, winemaker
Empty Bottle
There was a slightly bitter taste which quickly improved as this web page went down.
Unfortunately it is now finished.
Time to place the glasses in the sink for the kitchen fairy to tidy up and consider your next move.
Will it be the white, or the red? Decisions, decisions.
Cheers.
Unfortunately it is now finished.
Time to place the glasses in the sink for the kitchen fairy to tidy up and consider your next move.
Will it be the white, or the red? Decisions, decisions.
Cheers.