Xmas Puns for the Sleighcation
A page of Xmas related humor.
Let's slap the turkey in the oven and celebrate the message of goodwill to all men by consuming anything that has stopped moving and drinking until we pass out in front of the big movie.
Here are some puns, jokes and anything else that rings a Xmas bell.
Let's slap the turkey in the oven and celebrate the message of goodwill to all men by consuming anything that has stopped moving and drinking until we pass out in front of the big movie.
Here are some puns, jokes and anything else that rings a Xmas bell.
Puns
hope I can pull a cracker this year
last gift under the tree - it's a wrap
lawyer saved Santa - found a missing clause
no guests this Xmas - a relative success
quick, hide - it's the carol singers
sick elves can use the National Elf Service
snowman melted on the Xmas dinner - it's a thaw point
they love all this glitter in Tinseltown
three pretty elves - ho, ho, ho
toboggan praise - you sleigh me
trans Xmas - eat, drink and be Mary
Xmas holiday - sleighcation
last gift under the tree - it's a wrap
lawyer saved Santa - found a missing clause
no guests this Xmas - a relative success
quick, hide - it's the carol singers
sick elves can use the National Elf Service
snowman melted on the Xmas dinner - it's a thaw point
they love all this glitter in Tinseltown
three pretty elves - ho, ho, ho
toboggan praise - you sleigh me
trans Xmas - eat, drink and be Mary
Xmas holiday - sleighcation
Cracker Jokes
Why doesn't Trump like Xmas?
Too many snowflakes
Santa's wife: What's the weather like?
Santa: Looks like rain dear
No Irish Nativity play - couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Had the vicar for Xmas dinner last year
Bit chewy, will go back to turkey this time
Too many snowflakes
Santa's wife: What's the weather like?
Santa: Looks like rain dear
No Irish Nativity play - couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Had the vicar for Xmas dinner last year
Bit chewy, will go back to turkey this time
Expressions
May all your Christmasses come at once - could be a very expensive time
Turkeys voting for Xmas - when people make foolish choices
Turkeys voting for Xmas - when people make foolish choices
Films
There are some traditional favorites and some real turkeys among the Xmas entertainment. The ultimate film will surely one day be a Marvel / Disney tie up with God and Father Xmas - some kind of superhero savior with sleigh merchandising and virtue signaling messages about stuff that no one previously knew was a problem.
Until then here are some family favorites.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Scrooge or a Christmas Carol - a number of versions all good, the Muppets, Michael Caine, Bill Murray.
It's a Wonderful Life - everyone should see it once. Every year, not so sure.
More to follow.
Until then here are some family favorites.
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Scrooge or a Christmas Carol - a number of versions all good, the Muppets, Michael Caine, Bill Murray.
It's a Wonderful Life - everyone should see it once. Every year, not so sure.
More to follow.
Famous Xmas People
Buddy Holly - singer
Charlotte Church - singer
Jesus - although it is his birthday he celebrates quietly these days
Madonna - singer
Noel Gallagher - Oasis singer
Santa - your main man - the quasi-religious cheerleader for mass consumerism
Charlotte Church - singer
Jesus - although it is his birthday he celebrates quietly these days
Madonna - singer
Noel Gallagher - Oasis singer
Santa - your main man - the quasi-religious cheerleader for mass consumerism
Popular Xmas Songs
There are too many Xmas songs to list. Here are a few favorites although by the time you have heard them repeatedly from September onwards you will have started to hate them.
Fairytale Of New York - Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
Many more to come.
Don't confuse songs with carols which are something else entirely. Traditional Xmas music - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, On The First Day Of Xmas, etc.
Fairytale Of New York - Pogues and Kirsty MacColl
Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt
White Christmas - Bing Crosby
Many more to come.
Don't confuse songs with carols which are something else entirely. Traditional Xmas music - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen, On The First Day Of Xmas, etc.
Social Xmas
eSleigh - for regifting presents
Heralddit - like Reddit but more Christmassy
OnlySnowmen - for fans of frozen hunks
Pinetreerest - pics of Xmas trees
Sleighflix - Christmas movies repeated every year
SnowedIn - New Year, new career
Spotify - listen to some wrap music while you do the presents
Turkeypedia - all you need to know this Xmas
YuleTube - for your Xmas videos
Heralddit - like Reddit but more Christmassy
OnlySnowmen - for fans of frozen hunks
Pinetreerest - pics of Xmas trees
Sleighflix - Christmas movies repeated every year
SnowedIn - New Year, new career
Spotify - listen to some wrap music while you do the presents
Turkeypedia - all you need to know this Xmas
YuleTube - for your Xmas videos
Words for Making Christmas Puns
A handy list of words for Xmas punning.
Christmas, carol, elf, gift, holly, mistletoe, present, reindeer, sleigh, snow, snowflake, snowman, tree, turkey, Santa, sleigh, stocking, wrapping, Xmas, yule
Christmas, carol, elf, gift, holly, mistletoe, present, reindeer, sleigh, snow, snowflake, snowman, tree, turkey, Santa, sleigh, stocking, wrapping, Xmas, yule
Merry Xmas
I know what you're thinking and it is probably not very Christmassy. This page is a little skimpy in terms of jokes and content generally.
Truth is the Santa's Here design needed a quick home ready for the expected Xmas rush of eager gift buyers.
At some point a half-decent page will be wrapped around it.
Cheers.
Festive Update: The anticipated Xmas sales bonanza did not materialize.
Truth is the Santa's Here design needed a quick home ready for the expected Xmas rush of eager gift buyers.
At some point a half-decent page will be wrapped around it.
Cheers.
Festive Update: The anticipated Xmas sales bonanza did not materialize.